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#13346595 CAGcast #452: All of It

Posted by shipwreck on 29 May 2016 - 01:53 AM

Do you kill 500+ people primarily by shooting from a third person perspective in any Zelda game?

That's more people than my Nathan Drake killed in my 18 hour playthru of Uncharted 4.

I'm not really understanding what point you are trying to make here? Tomb Raider is almost twice as long?

#13342045 CAGcast #451: Shitty Like a Fox

Posted by shipwreck on 25 May 2016 - 04:34 PM

I've finished Uncharted 4 now and disagree with just about every opinion you have about it and Tomb Raider. Sticking with my 8.5.

#13327321 CAGcast #450: Great Vision!

Posted by shipwreck on 13 May 2016 - 04:37 PM

There's a big difference between 2 year olds and 5 year olds.

#13261083 CAGcast #443: Who is the Master Builder?

Posted by shipwreck on 22 March 2016 - 10:01 PM

Literally every limited quantity video game thing sells out of initial pre-orders.

#13238444 CAGcast #441: Uncultured Club

Posted by shipwreck on 07 March 2016 - 07:37 PM


It's a regional dialect pronunciation of jaguar. Right there in a dictionary. It's how people in this region say the word.

#13221583 CAGcast #440: It’s on EA Access, You Fool!

Posted by shipwreck on 25 February 2016 - 07:38 PM

"Cavemen are terrible story tellers"
I say this with love Ship, but holy christ read a book.

Which caveman author should I read?

#13199384 CAGcast #438: Nobody Beats the Ms.

Posted by shipwreck on 11 February 2016 - 09:03 PM

There is no possible way that Shipwreck can't understand the concept of Ms.  I work with many women who would rip your head off and call HR about sexual harassment if you continued to call them Miss.  People must be a lot more relaxed in Cincinnati than in the Northeast.

Definitely. Also, I think our pronunciation of it isn't as distinct so you wouldn't be able to easily tell the difference.

#13142776 CAGcast #434: The Next Kinect

Posted by shipwreck on 07 January 2016 - 07:36 PM

Thanks for listening, George Lucas. Big fan!

Great show guys, glad you are back!

Star Wars The Force Awakens was a bad Star Wars movie....there I said it.

As far as a movie goes, sure it was good. JJ and co created a video that appealed to a mass audience, had likable characters, and was entertaining to 99% of those who watched it.

As far as the story goes, it was a joke. it was an exact copy of IV. Oh, the force sensitive hero grows up on some dessert planet without her parents. Never hear that one before. Oh look, Han that rascally smuggler is still in trouble with some shady people. Hey look a bar scene full of random aliens, that's original. They couldn't even come up with a new weapon of mass destruction. Oh cool guys, this one can destroy more than one planet at a time. So original. They couldn't even come up a new way to destroy the big bad weapon.

What the heck is up with Finn? A black guy gets some screen time in a Star Wars movie and they make him a bubbling idiot janitor? I was honestly shocked at how Finn was portrayed.

Kylo is probably the worst villain I have ever seen. Star Wars is very much about light/dark good/evil. Kylo was an angsty teen who had daddy issues and got angry every once and awhile. He wasn't an evil Sith apprentice or Sith lord. He wasn't even really that evil comparatively speaking. No one looks at Kylo and thinks, "Man that guy is full of the dark side and is straight up evil." They look at Kylo and think, "Man that guy is a dick. He needs to go."

The main thing that annoys me is Rey. No training at all but halfway through the movie she is pulling Jedi mind tricks. BS. Rey can fight with a stick, cool. Apparently that means she can pick up a Light Saber, once again with no training at all, and defeat someone who has apparently been trained in the Dark Side and trained in Light Saber combat. Give me a break. Sure, have a strong female lead but don't crap on the the lore of Star Wars while doing it. Not that there is any lore left anymore.

Congrats Disney, you made a billion dollars destroying one of the greatest stories in modern history.

#13106828 CAGcast #433: Spoiler Free Title!

Posted by shipwreck on 17 December 2015 - 06:47 PM


#12603773 CAGcast #401: Who SCARTed?

Posted by shipwreck on 30 March 2015 - 03:40 PM

Hey, I play Etrian Odyssey. Thanks.

#12602339 CAGcast #401: Who SCARTed?

Posted by shipwreck on 29 March 2015 - 11:36 PM

Enjoy Bloodborne. I'll enjoy things I like. It'll be wonderful for everyone.

#12601005 CAGcast #401: Who SCARTed?

Posted by shipwreck on 29 March 2015 - 11:28 AM

RYSE is not simply QuickTime events. It's got a really fun combat system. I genuinely like RYSE. I do not enjoy what I've played of the Dark Souls games and do not have the time or patience to play them. I'm not sure how I can be more genuine.

#12598074 CAGcast #401: Who SCARTed?

Posted by shipwreck on 27 March 2015 - 08:12 PM

I'm not going to play Bloodborne.

#12582031 CAGcast #400: 400!

Posted by shipwreck on 20 March 2015 - 10:44 PM

Congrats guys, you're like the Brett Favre of podcasts

Check your texts. We all sent you a picture.

#12503235 CAGcast #396: Day One Edition

Posted by shipwreck on 15 February 2015 - 01:42 PM

Not difficult at all to get Amiibos if you preorder. All of them were available to preorder for weeks on multiple websites. Same for the retailer exclusive ones (except for Rosalina).


Even now that everyone has Amiibo fever, it took several hours for the latest SMB line to sell out.


Nintendo said before the Amiibos came out that some of them were going to be limited, but even then, there has been plenty of time to pre-order Wii Fit Trainer, Villager, Marth, Little Mac, Pit.


Also, Wal-Mart does not have a retailer-exclusive amiibo.

This is blatantly false. "Hours" is not an acceptable amount of time for something to be available for pre-order. If you are away from a computer or working, there is literally no opportunity for you to buy these amiibo.