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Blade

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#14370392 XBL Deals - DwG: RDR2:SE, South Park, Division 1/2, more | Quakecon, Metro,...

Posted by Blade on Yesterday, 03:56 PM

Guess they took too long to make the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, there's already a knockoff

 

I am 1000-fucking-percent on board with this movie. Nicolas Cage being a lunatic on screen is the most entertainment you could ever ask for. This looks right up there with Mandy for him.

 

Definitely an improvement over the shitty games and whatever generic haunted house nonsense that would've resulted in.




#14370163 Walmart YMMV In Store Clearance Thread I (READ THE FAQs)

Posted by Blade on 16 January 2021 - 04:39 PM

wapmart, LOL

 

That would be a new low for Walmart. Seeing some of the women there....ewwww
 

No stallions.  Just heifers.  :shock:

 

I don't know what you guys are talking about, because I actively refuse to acknowledge any brain-dead version of WAP that isn't "Well-Armed Peasants." And I could totally get behind THAT Wapmart.

 

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#14369721 Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

Posted by Blade on 14 January 2021 - 04:39 PM

I thought I checked the site earlier today... must've forgot or it was before they were posted.

 

Thanks for posting.

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#14369592 PSN Weekly Deals - 11/30: End of Year Sale ends 12/23!

Posted by Blade on 14 January 2021 - 01:35 AM

I can’t figure out what the hell is even happening on psn anymore. Web interface sucks, console interface sucks. Where’s the “deals” button? :( also each time a new musou style game is released another little part of me dies. I am now old man gamer.

That's because Playstation sucks. Used to be a time when half of us couldn't even check out through the web. They need to stop letting unpaid interns design the site.




#14369502 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 13 January 2021 - 07:11 PM

I wonder if the open-world Ubisoft Star Wars game will be one planet with cut-and-paste palette-swapped regions, or more of an open-galaxy game with cut-and-paste palette-swapped planets...? In any case, I can't wait to experience all the glitches!

I hear you get to scale buildings and then freefall jump into piles of Bantha dung, so I already preodored.




#14369448 Nintendo eShop Deals - 12/24: Holiday Sales!

Posted by Blade on 13 January 2021 - 04:09 PM

Has anyone played the Switch game Panty Party?  :shock:

 

 

Hahaha I was looking at that yesterday.... I have no idea what kind of "game" that is lol

 

Looks pretty amazing to me. I'd only buy the Steam version and play on PC however, because other people don't need to see me having fun playing a twin-stick panty beat-em-up with waifu voiceover.




#14369335 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 12 January 2021 - 10:23 PM

Y'all sound like a bunch of CONSOLE BROS with your talk of physical media and outdated tech. Everything is digital now, and you can either buy the license to stream it or pay for a subscription to stream it. Or get it from the vast dark web.

 

Bet you boomers are still using flip phones and don't even have fridges that can play Bad Rats.




#14367700 PSN Weekly Deals - 11/30: End of Year Sale ends 12/23!

Posted by Blade on 05 January 2021 - 10:34 PM

It's slightly better than the average video game name.  If you're trying to find dumb game names, there are a lot better choices.

 

Xbox Series X




#14367438 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 04 January 2021 - 11:25 PM

Crap I bought with Gabenbux:

 

1bitHeart - $1.57
Car Transport Simulator - $0.69
Country Tales - $0.59
Cybxus Heart - $0.52
Defenders of Tetsoidea - $0.85
Delude - Succubus Prison - $0.57
Diaperquest 2055 - $0.42
Dumb Roguelike-like RPG - $0.42
Existential Kitty Cat RPG - $0.42
Fantasy Girl - $0.46
Fateholder Quest - $0.85
Fateholders of Tetsoidea - $0.42
Forest Plague - $0.21
Geeste - $0.55
Girl and Goblin - $0.94
Girl X Mushrooms(少女X蘑菇) - $1.89
Hentai Match Fantasy Stories - $0.23
HENTAI MATCH FANTASY STORIES - ARTWORK - $0.38
HENTAI MATCH FANTASY STORIES - ARTWORK - 2 - NSFW - $0.38
INDIANA JONES® AND THE EMPEROR'S TOMB™ - $1.66
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine - $1.66
Iron Heart - $0.16
Kotel Ne Gori: A Friend of Lena Boots - $0.57
Meower's Quest: Jasper's Tale - $0.42
Monster Capture King - $0.85
Mushroom Challenge - $0.63
My Lady - $0.52
Numberline 3 - $0.42
Quirky Crystal RPG - $0.42
Red Comrades 2: For the Great Justice - $0.94
Red Comrades 3: Return of Alaska - $0.94
Red Comrades Save the Galaxy: Reloaded - $0.75
Red Crow Mysteries: Legion - $0.59
Rescue Lucy 2 - $0.42
Roadworks Simulator - $0.43
Safe Climbing - $0.85
Samozbor: Rebellion - $0.52
Samozbor ID:HEAVEN - $0.52
Saturday of Piercing Screams - $0.53
Shadow of the Black Dragon - $0.42
Sidewords - $0.52
Super Jigsaw Puzzle: Anime Reloaded - $0.92
Super Jigsaw Puzzle: Monuments - $0.51
Super Jigsaw Puzzle: Space - $0.51
Super Jigsaw Puzzle Cities - $0.51
Task Force 1942: Surface Naval Action in the South Pacific - $0.74
Tentacle Girl - $0.94
Tetsoidea Eternal - $0.42
The Adventure of Magical Girl - $0.56
The Legendary of Bean - $0.51
Three Kingdoms: The Last Warlord - $1.78
Valley Of The Moon - $0.66
Vengeful Bat Dungeon Crawler - $0.42
 
Emphasis on crap.
 
My GF bought me Fate/Extella Link and Ni No Kuni Remastered.



#14366757 Humble Bundle Thread

Posted by Blade on 01 January 2021 - 10:41 PM

So wait, I had a membership at $12 a month that runs out this month.

 

All of the people who paid $8 a month or $6 a month have been getting every game like I do with my $12 sub.

 

I don't get any credit offers whenever I pause, I don't get any bonuses or rewards for being subbed for 2 years, and I'm locked into renewing my sub at $12 instead of $6.

 

IGN has no concept of rewarding veterans for their loyalty. Pretty trashy that I would've been better off creating brand new accounts.




#14366422 Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

Posted by Blade on 31 December 2020 - 09:19 PM

Some of these more recent Poopeez droppings had very little quality content for the price they expected. So instead of waiting for some curated bundle, I decided to source my poop-boops straight from the horse's backside on Bandcamp.

 

There are definitely a lot of free/"name your price" albums with zero minimum to choose from on there, from every genre. But here's a list of digital record label discographies and bundles that are super cheap and have more value than these Poopee turds:

 

 

However much you decide to pay, those albums will be added to your Bandcamp collection. And this nice automation plugin for Tampermonkey allows you to automate the downloading process in whatever bitrate you want: https://github.com/R...Bandcamp-Greasy

 

There are some genuinely good artists among these ~900 titles that Christian is too busy playing "hide the Stay Puft" with Remute to feature on Poopeez. Highly suggest you just buy that stuff if you want to waste money on turds like I do.




#14366364 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 31 December 2020 - 06:27 PM

As much as I don't want to fund Lil Timmy's Epic Dream of Chinese Funded Digital Game Ownership any further AND even though I know they'll be cheap as Fuck much sooner than later, I'm tempted by Ubi's Zelda BotW ripoff and the need to Watch a Legion of Dongs for $30 a pop, post kewpun. They'll be giving the Gold plated turd version of them shits away for sub $20 in less than 6 months, but right now... right now I want to play something other than CP2077. Never thought I'd say that.

 

You can always do what I'm doing and play shitty games long enough to leave negative reviews for them.




#14365921 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 29 December 2020 - 11:16 PM

Finished the beautiful little game ConflictCraft, which is currently on sale for $0.49. It's essentially a RTS/Puzzle game. Tremendously fun little indie game. HIGHLY RECOMMEND AT THIS PRICE!!!

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COMMENTS ARE DISABLED FOR THIS REVIEW??? THE LEFT IS SILENCING OUR BELOVED PURRSIDENT! We must sue Gabe Newell to make him enact his powers as co-founder of Valve that allows us selective choice in commenting again. What's to stop those against TrumpCat from reviewing the game negatively TWICE with two different accounts? No more will we stand for the reviewer fraud that is ruining our Steam experiences. We must act against the liberal fascist reviewers!

 

Your generous donation of Steam wallet codes will help me combat the reviewers trying to take away our commenting freedom. Please send all gifted money and games to my account: https://steamcommuni...id/mfgarymfoak/

 

You will get a "TrumpCat rocks" bumper sticker image for your contributions.




#14365565 XBL Deals - DwG: RDR2:SE, South Park, Division 1/2, more | Quakecon, Metro,...

Posted by Blade on 28 December 2020 - 04:10 PM

That's what happens when you buy something right off the shelf because you're so caught up in the hype. Y'all, with your new systems that look like WALL-E's deformed cousins, crying over how Cyberpunk didn't meet your expectations enough to make stores offer refunds, you just never learn.




#14365351 Steam+ Deals Mega Thread (All PC Gaming Deals)

Posted by Blade on 27 December 2020 - 05:25 PM

Night in the Woods with Your Mom is one of those "patient gamer" games for me, a game i thought would be eventually bundled but never was. yes i know it was in that itch bundle, but ya know... itch. anyways, glad i waited.

Fixed it to be more context-appropriate for this group. Game looks furry-adjacdent though, not sure if I want to risk losing my hygiene.

 

Also link for the game, currently free on EGS: https://www.epicgame...-the-woods/home

 

How will GabeN ever survive these declarations of war from Epic? There's only so many Twinkies he can hoard in his underground bunker before he has to count to 3.