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#13573123 Best Buy Ad 12/18-12/24: NES Classic available 12/20

Posted by Spokker on 21 December 2016 - 04:59 AM

I'd probably put effort into getting an SNES Classic.


The NES Classic just seems so boring. It was my first system as a kid but I have little nostalgia for it. 

#13549680 $5 Off $20 Amazon Prime Now Purchase 5OffNow/ $15 Off First Ti...

Posted by Spokker on 30 November 2016 - 10:28 PM

I tip based on weight. If they are bringing a big thing of bottled water I'll tip more. If they are just bringing a fucking game, I'll tip $1.

#13161398 CAG Defacing/Hacking News & Updates

Posted by Spokker on 19 January 2016 - 04:56 PM

Hope he didn't pay MSRP for those hacking tools. That's all I care about.

#13153652 Target ad 1/17-1/23

Posted by Spokker on 14 January 2016 - 04:00 PM

Do target ads get stickied so more people will make fun of their terrible deals?

#13148876 XBL Deals - 2016, Part 1

Posted by Spokker on 11 January 2016 - 09:38 PM


Ask for Jenny


Reported for doxxing.

#13120042 PSN Weekly Deals - 7/12: RePlay Sale! $8 N++, $8 Galak-Z,...

Posted by Spokker on 24 December 2015 - 09:22 PM

Donald Trump should build a firewall around PSN and make Microsoft pay for it.

#13120035 PSN Holiday/DDos Flash Sale Ends 12/28 @ 3 PM ET - $10 HDN ReBirth 3,...

Posted by Spokker on 24 December 2015 - 09:20 PM

Why don't hackers do something useful and lower the prices.

#13000125 $20 off Best Buy Purchase with Visa Checkout

Posted by Spokker on 01 November 2015 - 06:57 PM

Fuckers took the page down. Can't wait to see the backlash from this colossal shitbrick.

Yeah, people might stop using credit cards. 

#12884556 PSN Weekly Deals - 9/1: Atlus Sale, PS+ Specials, & 6 New PS+ Games!...

Posted by Spokker on 25 August 2015 - 07:38 PM

Everyone knows that if you DON'T play (Y) Inverted...you're an abomination...just like all those that are left handed.

The only thing that's inverted here are your priorities and sense of morals!!!!


You will feel ashamed of your words & deeds. 

#12808722 Amazon Prime Day (Prime Members only) Today, 7/15/15

Posted by Spokker on 16 July 2015 - 02:13 AM

Far Cry Monopoly coming up in an hour. 

#12806669 Amazon Prime Day (Prime Members only) Today, 7/15/15

Posted by Spokker on 15 July 2015 - 06:10 PM

Hoping the upcoming deal on Bloodborne is decent.  It's $39.99 now so if it's 40-50% I'll bite.

So naive...

#12789237 Best Buy: $20 off The Order 1886, MLB 15 the Show (PS4), and Bloodborne...

Posted by Spokker on 07 July 2015 - 08:31 PM

For those on the fence, here's what to expect.


Simultaneously one of the most beautiful and ugliest sports game in existence. One second you're looking at the sun setting over Wrigley Field, the next you're looking at PS2-era textures on minor league stadiums.


Initially, you will be late on fastballs and early on changeups. Balls low and in the dirt are almost impossible to hit because of the perspective so aim and pray. If you are having trouble hitting, just take your hands off the controller for a couple pitches. I'm serious. 


Once you learn how to hit, your good contact swings and balls hit up the middle are going to hit the opposing pitcher's titanium legs, resulting in an easy out. When it happens to YOUR pitcher, your fielders will run around like chickens with their heads cut off, resulting in an easy single. I've seen CPU pitchers get hit in the head with a line drive up the middle and they go, "Guess I better throw to first."  They have steel plates in their heads. 


If you play online, prepare for opponents who stock their team with Dee Gordons and Rajai Davis clones that do nothing but bunt and run the bases. If they don't want to lose, they will lag switch while pitching, resulting in teleporting balls. If they really want to ruin your day, they will keep hitting your batters until you get sick of it and quit.


Road to the Show is addicting and has that Civilization-esque "one more at-bat" mentality. 


Your 4-1 lead in the 9th is going to be decimated by the CPU batters who have suddenly turned into Barry Bonds. It's frustrating, it's fun and it's baseball, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

#12693051 CAG MLB Season Discussion

Posted by Spokker on 15 May 2015 - 11:22 PM

Enjoy Ichiro while you can. At 41, he did great as a starter for the Marlins outfield when the usual starter was out. I try to watch all of his at-bats. 

#12692940 Dare I bring up the Martin-Zimmerman event again? OK, Fine

Posted by Spokker on 15 May 2015 - 09:58 PM

At the very least, I cannot be racist per prevailing progressive liberal belief (remember, according to them racism is prejudice plus power and only whites are in power), and I have the census records to prove it. 

#12692620 Dare I bring up the Martin-Zimmerman event again? OK, Fine

Posted by Spokker on 15 May 2015 - 08:01 PM


The Chris Rock narrative is easily accessible because it pretends that institutional discrimination doesn't exist, you're not at fault for enacting and benefitting from passive white privilege throughout your life, and that it is actually blacks who are responsible for fixing their condition on your own.

People got it because it was based in truth. People laughed because it mirrors their own experiences. And I'm only half-white so do I get half-white privilege? My last name is ethnic-sounding so surely I suffer from racism when I submit a resume, right?