Anyone who votes for Trump is an idiot, among other things, and that's not an opinion, that's just a fact.
That said, I have no problem taking advantage of any deals said idiots want to post or broing it up with said idiots on bro nights. #MakeCAGCheapAgain
No, the "trick" here is to vote Independent.
That way you can be both self-righteous and insufferable by telling people how smart you were regardless if a Democrat or Republican won
EDIT: I miss the Simpsons