"I was living in Japan," is the drunken frat boy excuse.
I was laughing through the "Watch this Bitches," segment with Cheapy's excuse "I was living in Japan."
Now, if anybody needs a new excuse, forget "I was drunk that why I did the fat chick." Instead, use Cheapy's "I was living in Japan." You will br excuse with a laugh - perfect.
Keep up the good work, gentlemen.