"At that very moment some lady comes around the corner with her hands on her shoulders. She looked to be about 400 lbs, and had a tattoo of a boat anchor on her arm. I’m thinking to myself “oh here we go, these guys are in trouble now! Target security just showed up!” Instead, this is what happened:
400 lb scary looking woman: Theodore, Bartholomew….. PUT THOSE TOYS DOWN THIS INSTANT! I SAID NO VIDEO GAME TOYS! I’ve been waiting in the car for 30 minutes. I told you to come in here and get some deodorant, some shampoo, and 3 packs of double stuffed Oreos! I don’t see ANY of that in your cart. Maybe it’s because you don’t even have a f’ing cart! Put that stuff back right now, and get in the car!"
Are you sure the 400lb lady wasn't a Target model?
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