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Splatoon

Member Since 27 Jul 2006
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Splatoon's Blog: Where Games Come to Die! > The Problem of Minority Protagonists in Games (Hint: There aren't any.)

Posted 06 September 2008

In a recent discussion over the merits of the various Team Fortress 2 classes, I mentioned in passing that while I enjoyed playing different roles depending on the situation, I absolutely hated playing as the Demoman. My buddy Hambot (you remember, the lesbian?) suggested jokingly that perhaps I was racist, as the sole minority character in the game was...


Splatoon's Blog: Where Games Come to Die! > Random Moments in Gaming History: Women in Games (NSFW!)

Posted 18 July 2008

The following post contains incredibly pixelated graphic nudity, so if you're under the age of 18, are easily offended, or have any shred of moral decency, you should probably stop reading now, wash your hands, then burn your computer.

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While great pains have been taken in the fields of...


Splatoon's Blog: Where Games Come to Die! > Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama Issue #3: Master Baiter

Posted 08 July 2008

In this issue of Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama, I take a mildly critical look at the beloved Metroid Prime . In the next issue, I ask the Nintendoids who read this review to stop throwing rocks at my house.
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The story of bounty hunter Samus Aran, Metroid Prime seems like a game that would be right up my alley; you've got a hottie protagoni...


Splatoon's Blog: Where Games Come to Die! > Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama Issue #2: Breasts vs. Pests!

Posted 04 July 2008

In this issue of Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama, we take a look at the classic (but fairly one sided) debate over which has more selling power; boobies or bugs. The stars of today's show are Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (X-Box, Mature) and Mister Mosquito (Playstation 2, Teen)

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Splatoon's Blog: Where Games Come to Die! > Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama Issue #1: Enter the Savings!

Posted 03 July 2008

Picture this:
You're standing in your local Gamestop, a copy of Superman: The Man of Steel in one hand, X-Men Legends in the other. A pasty, bespectacled chap, who reeks of Mountain Dew and sadness, is inching ever closer, clearly preparing to start some kind of conversation regarding your game purchase, comics and possibly which game has hotter babes,...