What does it take to win your business today?
Okay, I'll give you that and a 50% discount.
Can we close the deal today?
Can I place your order today?
Great, thanks. We appreciate your business.
Hey, what's with all the noise?
Caught the big fish.
Yeah? How big was the sale?
Awesome, man. Biggest sale of my career.
I'm proud of you.
[excerpt from Birdemic: Shock and Terror]