Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

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Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:


Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:


Other Non-Gaming Bundles:


Icon Guide

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= Steam Key
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= Steam Greenlight
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= Desura Key
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= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

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= GamersGate Serial Key
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= DRM Free Download

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= Steam Trading Cards Available
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= Playable On PC
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= Playable on MAC
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= Playable on Linux

 
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Ah well, looks like I'll be turning 3 coins into 1 fluctuating coin and a number of +1s. 
Seems better than using actual money.

 
Now that we can easily gift Poopees scheisse I feel like there should be a Trashbot / Coupon Dumpster / Take-a-penny-Give-a-Penny dish type thing we can dump all the music and other non game shit in for the weirdos who want it.

I guess I need to MyPoopeesSpace friend some people so I can dump the music crap off on them.

*Edited to add: How you even find people's walls on MyPoopeesSpace? Good lord it's a hot ass mess even by Poopees standards. I'm sure Yanni Crapyourchinos payed some weird European shut in who thinks Friendster is the latest trend in shit bundle game keys to code their Socially Retarded Network sites.

 
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Motoki said:
Now that we can easily gift Poopees scheisse I feel like there should be a Trashbot / Coupon Dumpster / Take-a-penny-Give-a-Penny dish type thing we can dump all the music and other non game shit in for the weirdos who want it.

I guess I need to MyPoopeesSpace friend some people so I can dump the music crap off on them.
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You should make them sign an agreement where if you gift them groupees music they'll never speak of groupees music again in this thread. That way it works out for everyone!

 
spoderman said:
You should make them sign an agreement where if you gift them groupees music they'll never speak of groupees music again in this thread. That way it works out for everyone!
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Ha! Not a chance. No way you'll keep me silent on Groupee's music. I think Foxhack is with me.

 
Someone already threw $150 at them for Holiday Helpings 2 just to get a bunch of musak downloads, so I guess it didn't matter cuz they figured the fanbois would go balls deep in it regardless.

 
Blade said:
His name wasn't Hispanic enough to be Foxhack. Could be gilby, although I'd wager he's the moran who dumped $100 on the Color Bundle to get the 7 Color Bundle CDs for his collection.
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Nope. I like the music in these bundles, but only at pre-order sorts of prices.

Speaking of music bundles and preorders, I almost missed the preorder for Epic Music 3 bundle. I just happened to be up early this morning and caught it.

 
That's looks a purdy good Mystery game so I picked up Gunnheim, Spirits of Xanadu, Steel Rain and Chuck Yegger for $2 plus my last Groupees coin.

I'm still not bothered about not Moranning it. Manyland and the two Greenlight games look pretty meh.

Really, with the quality of these games, this bundle should have been the last Be Mine and those games should have been a non-BM bundle

 
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That Father Frost game was in another Poooees but those cheap commie fucks won't give Steam keys so people have to pay Poooees another $4 now to get a Steam key.
 
Hey guys, if you think the 1C bundle sucks, it's totally not Poopees' fault.

cyanicGroupees HQ14:08

Please direct complaints about bundle content (or lack thereof) to 1C. Generally in publisher bundles the publishers themselves choose what goes in and how it's priced.
 
spoderman said:
Hey guys, if you think the 1C bundle sucks, it's totally not Poopees' fault.

cyanicGroupees HQ14:08

Please direct complaints about bundle content (or lack thereof) to 1C. Generally in publisher bundles the publishers themselves choose what goes in and how it's priced.
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Meh, we can't check every bundle.

 
Motoki said:
those cheap commie fucks won't give Steam keys
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Best use of Flash evar:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16940688/RogueWarriorSoundBoard.swf

I'm gonna bring it to 'em...I'm gonna show 'em what time it is....Dedicated to 1C....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoyGUcXepc

 
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In other words, Poopees DGAF and just takes whatever they can get because they know a bunch of morans will buy it no matter what anyway.

And that's a totally dumbass thing to say. Obviously no one is going to write to 1 Cent, they need to take some God damned responsibility for what they sell.

Anyway all the 1C games suck with the exception of King's Bounty which they've beat into the ground by remaking the same damned game 1,000x.
 
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spoderman said:
Hey guys, if you think the 1C bundle sucks, it's totally not Poopees' fault.

cyanicGroupees HQ14:08

Please direct complaints about bundle content (or lack thereof) to 1C. Generally in publisher bundles the publishers themselves choose what goes in and how it's priced.
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Still waiting for an epic 1C Bundle from Amazon...

 
Oh boy, can't wait for that goal for Jonny dressed as a clown. Best Poopees goal EVAR

I'm really glad all our Moran money is going so Jonny can be chauffeured around all day to get Starbucks and beer and pedicures. All that money he saves by paying his 'staff' in shit game games comes in handy.
 
spoderman said:
Supposedly if we reach the final goal for Holiday Helpings 2, they'll add another coin. Also, have fun watching the staff members:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZwBcwSVkN0
Oh, and there's a new greenlight bundle

BG image seems to be from The Last Hope For All
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Hah hah. That's amazing and rather devious.
Let's double the amount of fluctuating value coins in existence, basically insuring that the value it grows to is significantly depressed for an even longer period of time- they give people a coin worth $1 to keep a voiume available that prevents the coin from reaching a value of $3 within the coming year.

 
Motoki said:
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How the hell do these morons still have jobs? Seriously, it's not as if the "bundle scene" is lacking in participants, what with a new one seeming to spring from the woodwork ever other week.

Cyanic must seriously just work for keys, because moron devs that don't want to live up to "get me greenlit" pledges do better PR than this guy.

 
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Too many hints for a greenlight bundle, really? Lets be honest, most of the morans like me are blind buying that shit for the +1s anyway. Giving us too many hints isn't going to stop us from buying it.. wtf Jonny.
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I'm guessing the problem isn't that he's giving too many hints, it's that they've really only got half the games actually lined up and under contract.

 
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spoderman said:
Too many hints for a greenlight bundle, really? Lets be honest, most of the morans like me are blind buying that shit for the +1s anyway. Giving us too many hints isn't going to stop us from buying it.. wtf Jonny.
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Right. I never pay any attention to the hints before moraning the greenlight bundles.

 
What kind of game is The Last Hope for All?

First half of screenshots looks like some sort of post-apocalyptic survival thing, second half looks like generic military shooter 58.

steamgift's exclusive "hint"

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reddit's exclusive "hint"

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My exclusive reaction to "hints"

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At this point Poopees could bundle Atari Pong running in a bootleg emulator that still has the original author's code signatures in it and recolor it in 8 different colors calling it Mong, Fong, Long, Dong, Song, Kong, Yong, Zong and Morans would buy it if it came with Steam keys. Or even just some Greenlight pay you a Steam key Tuesday for a Hamburger today maybe promise.

They're marketing toward +1 metagamers who don't give a shit about what games they're buying because they've no intention of ever playing them. They know, we know it. All this hint crap is nonsense.

 
Motoki said:
At this point Poopees could bundle Atari Pong running in a bootleg emulator that still has the original author's code signatures in it and recolor it in 8 different colors calling it Mong, Fong, Long, Dong, Song, Kong, Yong, Zong and Morans would buy it if it came with Steam keys. Or even just some Greenlight pay you a Steam key Tuesday for a Hamburger today maybe promise.
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No, no. Humble is the one that bundles bootleg emulators. Groupees just wishes it could get those.

 
mguiddy said:
What kind of game is The Last Hope for All?

First half of screenshots looks like some sort of post-apocalyptic survival thing, second half looks like generic military shooter 58.

steamgift's exclusive "hint"

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reddit's exclusive "hint"

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My exclusive reaction to "hints"

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I saw someone in Groupees chat say that they played The Last Hope and thought it was great, looked awfully suspicious. The videos look like crap, must've been the dev

 
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Narukami said:
Terrible bundles aside, these retards are the main reason I don't buy Groupees bundle. They're the most annoying, insufferable group of idiots I have ever seen and I have seen many United States politicians on TV.
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I'm guessing you haven't been to the cesspool yet.

 
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