Maybe you can try and open it with a power saw, cut off a couple of fingers and file a lawsuit... but you probably should just bring it into customer service and keep us posted on what is sure to be an interesting case.
Blame the companies who produce limited stock then. They've known for generations now that people are buying consoles and re-selling them. I'd hardly say that the people doing the reselling are "selfish" either. Now if they were able to buy multiple consoles, then I could see that as being a...
I've been trying to look this up on both the Target site and Brickseek, but the only version I'm seeing is for PS4... any chance you could locate the UPC code?