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Liked and uh.. a joke... What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Its Nacho cheese! .. yeah... sorry, that joke was cheesy... ba-dum-ching.. ty ty, I'll be here all week.. try the veal.
 
Here's a joke to brighten your day.

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Lolz. PS: Thnx for letting us in the contest, hope i win.
 
Here's my favorite anti-joke:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.
 
There was once a magical cliff. You could jump off it, say a verb, and then you will turn into that verb! One man set off to fulfill his dreams of becoming an Eagle and flying away. He ran at the cliff with all his might, but tripped over a rock at the edge and screamed "OH, SHIT!" and then, SPLAT!
 
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