The dog was all riled up and begging to go outside. I let him out, he goes and takes a dump. Cool. I watch him for a few more minutes to make sure he's not getting in trouble and he's just sniffing around the back yard, enjoying the nice weather. Cool. I go and put a load of laundry in and reheat my breakfast. I say to Frosty, "hey, why don't you go let Jake in, he's been outside for a while" Next thing I hear is "I wish I saw you doing whatever you did so that I could kick your ass!" I look out the back door and this is what I see
After I finish laughing, I realized that I needed to give the
ing dog a
ing bath on on
ing Labor Day and I have the
ing flu.
ing Shit.
Now the dog is clean and I need another shower.
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