Beyonce's baby is more important than yours

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It's being reported that Beyonce rented an entire hospital floor so she could give birth to her daughter which she named Blue Ivy. The floor was on the same level as the NICU and prevented a father from seeing his premature twins for a short time.
 
I think it was her secruity team. I was reading she even requested bullet proof glass to be installed.

Either way if she want's to be safe I say hire a staff and do this at home. Or don't they have private clincs for this.
 
they paid over a million dollars to do it. The hospital obviously wanted the money.

blame them if anyone.
 
They make it sound like they took people out of the ER and shut down care throughout the hospital to have this woman's baby. Looking into it, this is hardly even newsworthy.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']Blue Ivy? Nice fucking name. Better than Blanket though, I guess.[/QUOTE]

Blanket's not his real name. It's Prince Michael II. Not that that's any better.
 
Why do celebrities insist on naming their children oddly? I mean, I'm all for unique names but Blue Ivy...it just sounds stupid to have a child named BLUE IVY. Are people going to call him Blue for short?
 
[quote name='Thekrakrabbit']Why do celebrities insist on naming their children oddly? I mean, I'm all for unique names but Blue Ivy...it just sounds stupid to have a child named BLUE IVY. Are people going to call him Blue for short?[/QUOTE]

BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY

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Beyonces baby is a girl btw.
 
[quote name='DOMINATOR912']BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY

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Beyonces baby is a girl btw.[/QUOTE]

Not only does the picture not show up, but I don't care about the sex of the baby. :rofl:
 
[quote name='musha666']I dont even know what a Beyonce is.. and I am glad for that :D[/QUOTE]

I envy you
 
[quote name='bardockkun']I Didn't even know people on this site would care.[/QUOTE]

I dont. I understand I am in the minority on this one but I could honesty give a rats fart about celebrities. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy movies and music just like the next guy. I just dont put celebrities on a pedestal like most Americans do and I could honestly care less what those people are doing every second of every day. This is one aspect of modern society I will never even begin to understand. I could care less if Beyonce rented an entire city to give birth to her baby.

If Beyonce winds up curing cancer or ends world hunger or gives us world peace, then I will care about who she is. A singer, whose music I dont even listen too.....couldn't possibly care less.
 
Famous people are more important than regular people. It's just a fact of life and one of the reasons why I hope to be famous someday.
 
[quote name='bardockkun']I Didn't even know people on this site would care.[/QUOTE]

I dont. I understand I am in the minority on this one but I could honesty give a rats fart about celebrities. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy movies and music just like the next guy. I just dont put celebrities on a pedestal like most Americans do and I could honestly care less what those people are doing every second of every day. This is one aspect of modern society I will never even begin to understand. I could care less if Beyonce rented an entire city to give birth to her baby.

If Beyonce winds up curing cancer or ends world hunger or gives us world peace, then I will care about who she is. A singer, whose music I dont even listen too.....couldn't possibly care less.
 
[quote name='perdition(troy']Why does she think anyone would care about where she was having her kid? Big deal, one more person on an overpopulated earth.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately people obsessed with celebrities and the paparazzi are all over things like this. So the security etc. is an unfortunate necessity.
 
[quote name='Kidd Mischief']Reports are wrong.

" The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations. Our executive suites are available for any patient, including the food service and amenities provided to the Carter family."[/QUOTE]

I love this quote, it is so ambiguous that it reads like it was written by a lawyer.

It's one of those things you read and say "Hmm sounds reasonable... No wait! It's full of shit!"
 
[quote name='Ink.So.Well.']I can't believe Jay-Z went along with that shit. Jesus...[/QUOTE]

He actually wanted to call her Viridian Dopeleaf.
 
[quote name='camoor']I love this quote, it is so ambiguous that it reads like it was written by a lawyer.

It's one of those things you read and say "Hmm sounds reasonable... No wait! It's full of shit!"[/QUOTE]

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She won't grow up to be a pornstar. She'll turn 18 and get her own reality show. Just like the Kardashians, Nicole Ritchie, and all these other spoiled rich kids that are famous because their daddy and/or mommy actually worked hard for something and made a name for themselves.

That's all you gotta be to get rich these days: related to somebody famous.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']Blue Ivy? Nice fucking name. Better than Blanket though, I guess.[/QUOTE]

it totally thought it was so jiggaman could say to his baby girl... your my girl blue! blue your my girl!
 
For those who haven't figured it out yet, the baby name comes from their albums. Seriously.

Jay-Z - The Blueprint
Beyonce - 4 (4 in roman numerals is IV).

Yes, as ridiculous as it sounds these two dumbasses named their baby after their own fucking albums.
 
[quote name='V3rtigo']For those who haven't figured it out yet, the baby name comes from their albums. Seriously.

Jay-Z - The Blueprint
Beyonce - 4 (4 in roman numerals is IV).

Yes, as ridiculous as it sounds these two dumbasses named their baby after their own fucking albums.[/QUOTE]

lmao if true.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']She won't grow up to be a pornstar. She'll turn 18 and get her own reality show. Just like the Kardashians, Nicole Ritchie, and all these other spoiled rich kids that are famous because their daddy and/or mommy actually worked hard for something and made a name for themselves.

That's all you gotta be to get rich these days: related to somebody famous.[/QUOTE]

Nah, she'll be recording pop long before she is 18.
 
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