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Chris in Cali

Chris in Cali

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[quote name='mykevermin']So, who's the whore in the Zelda outfit standing next to Xandir from tv's "Drawn Together"?[/QUOTE]

An ex-girlfriend.

[quote name='Moxio']Haha Chris you must've been really bored to do something like this.[/QUOTE]

You have no idea.
 
Too bad, she looks cute. Let me guess, she's the hot-but-insane girl? It'd be boring if she's just the run of the mill cheatin' bitch.
 
[quote name='PKRipp3r']she looks like she wants to swallow that sword whole[/QUOTE]

Well, she was definitely capable of that.

[quote name='jaykrue']Too bad, she looks cute. Let me guess, she's the hot-but-insane girl? It'd be boring if she's just the run of the mill cheatin' bitch.[/QUOTE]

She decided crystal meth was better than me. I don't date tweakers.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']She decided crystal meth was better than me. I don't date tweakers.[/quote]

Ouch. My condolences, dude. That really is a total shame as she's quite the stunner. She's probably a skeleton by now. Yeah, that would qualify under hot-but-insane for me. And ditto on the tweakers. That's a drama time-bomb waiting to happen.
 
nice, you should just nintendoize random pictures, or when I am really bored, I wiki random stuff usually leads to learning some weird facts
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']She decided crystal meth was better than me. [/QUOTE]


Then maybe that photoshopped pic isn't too far off from what she was actually seeing as she touched that sword.


edit: typo... *seeking = seeing
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']nice, you should just nintendoize random pictures, or when I am really bored, I wiki random stuff usually leads to learning some weird facts[/quote]

That sounds like me. I wiki whatever movie I happen to be watching at the moment.

Time to wiki Skrek 2.
 
[quote name='Moxio']You know, to get back at her, you should post nudie pix.[/quote]

You, sir, are a f*cking genius. :bow: :applause::lol:
 
am i the only one here that thinks she looks ugly as hell? That hairdoe and the blue eyeshadow are both big NOs for me. Plus, her expression in that pic is extremely off-setting and kinda "I'm better than you" compared to your bright smile.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']An ex-girlfriend.
[/QUOTE]

You can tell by the way she has her eyes averted like, "Why and I here holding this sword. I hope Michelle doesn't see me in this picture."
 
[quote name='SMMM'] Plus, her expression in that pic is extremely off-setting and kinda "I'm better than you" compared to your bright smile.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, she was always bitchy or totally uninterested/emtionally void. I took her with on a family trip one time, and my Mom even commented on it... my Mom never says anything bad about the girls I date not matter how much she likes or dislikes them. I often wondered if she had some mental problems or not. I've never dated a girl that was so detached, it was pretty weird.

The only time she was ever animated and happy was during the most extreme situations like partying, on a roller coaster, during sex, ect. In everyday life she seemed like a robot that just shut off. I never saw her laugh at a comedy, smile at any jokes, she was never relaxed or content(unless she was passed out). I went out with her for more than a year, and I don't think I ever had a single real, deep converstation with her. She never had an opinion on anything.

Anyway, blah blah blah.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey hey let's not go off-topic... any nudies? ;)[/QUOTE]


I had a bunch of pictures and videos of my last four ex's, but one night I deleted everything. I knew that they were my ex's for a reason, and that porn featuring them would only cloud my mental state into thinking that it would be a good idea to call them again on lonely nights. Maybe I can dig up some good PG-13 pictures somewhere though.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']I had a bunch of pictures and videos of my last four ex's, but one night I deleted everything. I knew that they were my ex's for a reason, and that porn featuring them would only cloud my mental state into thinking that it would be a good idea to call them again on lonely nights. Maybe I can dig up some good PG-13 pictures somewhere though.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: Sweet! Usually whenever I request pics I don't actually expect them, but this time's an exception. ;-P
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']This is a really shitty picture, but her shirt was somewhat see-though.

Seethrough.jpg
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HOLY SHIT! For the first time I didn't see the chick's boobs first... her red eyes made me shit my pants dude! Wow! x_X
 
nice. Don't see girls like that everyday. Probably because they're all inside working on their meth labs. Screw those hot but crazy hoes. so many of them around when you're in your early 20s.

It sucks. The time of life when girls look their best they're the most full of shit they'll ever be.
 
I have one thing to say...

:hot:

The guy, not the girl, I mean I like redheads, hell, I am one, but not my type.

*Leaves topic*
 
[quote name='DJ K8E']I have one thing to say...

:hot:

The guy, not the girl, I mean I like redheads, hell, I am one, but not my type.

*Leaves topic*[/QUOTE]

WHATY?!
 
[quote name='DJ K8E']I have one thing to say...

:hot:

The guy, not the girl, I mean I like redheads, hell, I am one, but not my type.

*Leaves topic*[/QUOTE]
...and with that, suddenly the internet found itself turned on its head.
 
[quote name='DJ K8E']I have one thing to say...

:hot:

The guy, not the girl, I mean I like redheads, hell, I am one, but not my type.

*Leaves topic*[/quote]

DJ K8E, meet Chris in Cali. Say hello to each other. :lol:
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']Yeah, she was always bitchy or totally uninterested/emtionally void. I took her with on a family trip one time, and my Mom even commented on it... my Mom never says anything bad about the girls I date not matter how much she likes or dislikes them. I often wondered if she had some mental problems or not. I've never dated a girl that was so detached, it was pretty weird.

The only time she was ever animated and happy was during the most extreme situations like partying, on a roller coaster, during sex, ect. In everyday life she seemed like a robot that just shut off. I never saw her laugh at a comedy, smile at any jokes, she was never relaxed or content(unless she was passed out). I went out with her for more than a year, and I don't think I ever had a single real, deep converstation with her. She never had an opinion on anything.

Anyway, blah blah blah.[/quote]

Dude, I totally agree. With the above personality, I have about a one or two day tolerance for any sort of hanging out, regardless if the chick is hot. They tend to get off easily with that shit (not having a personality/opinion) because guys want to bang 'em so they try and make them feel interesting. Like, "you're so funny/smart/interesting"... ye right. It's amazing, the most lame chick can come sit up at a table and all the guys start talking to her instead of the more interesting, less cute girl. Like boring chick is so interesting to talk to.

Boring girls suck. So, do meth-heads. God man, you almost got a boring girl that wouldn't be able to STFU!!! You did the right thing!
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']Yeah, she was always bitchy or totally uninterested/emtionally void. I took her with on a family trip one time, and my Mom even commented on it... my Mom never says anything bad about the girls I date not matter how much she likes or dislikes them. I often wondered if she had some mental problems or not. I've never dated a girl that was so detached, it was pretty weird.

The only time she was ever animated and happy was during the most extreme situations like partying, on a roller coaster, during sex, ect. In everyday life she seemed like a robot that just shut off. I never saw her laugh at a comedy, smile at any jokes, she was never relaxed or content(unless she was passed out). I went out with her for more than a year, and I don't think I ever had a single real, deep converstation with her. She never had an opinion on anything.

Anyway, blah blah blah.[/quote]

You have balls of steel going out with her.

If I had a girl like that, she would be gone in a week.

She wouldn't even see my parents.
 
She sounds like a female Patrick Bateman (Lead Character from 'American Psycho'), interesting.

Chris, your a good looking dude, with an easy going attitude, you should be beating off the ladies with a stick. Forget about her, there's plenty of those ladies out there.
 
[quote name='jer7583']nice. Don't see girls like that everyday. Probably because they're all inside working on their meth labs. Screw those hot but crazy hoes. so many of them around when you're in your early 20s.

It sucks. The time of life when girls look their best they're the most full of shit they'll ever be.[/QUOTE]

I used to DJ in a bar....I met lots of crazy girls. I found out one girl I "dated" posed on the Internet. She told me like after a few weeks. The sex was good, but that just weirded me out too much.
 
[quote name='DesertEagleXIX']She sounds like a female Patrick Bateman (Lead Character from 'American Psycho'), interesting.

Chris, your a good looking dude, with an easy going attitude, you should be beating off the ladies with a stick. Forget about her, there's plenty of those ladies out there.[/QUOTE]


Thanks, but I got over her in a day. It was pretty nice actually, usually it takes me a good month to recover fully after a major break up, but with her it was like she was so bad that it made the transistion to being single again amazingly easy. There were no good memories to dwell on, and all she ever did was sit around and watch TV most of the day. The couch probably missed her more than I did.

This is actually a fairly old relationship, like more than a year now. So there have been quite a few girls in and out of my life since then. I've found that it's just so much better to focus on school, work, friends, working out, family, ect. I'm 21, there's no reason that I should be rushing into anything major for another four years anyway.
 
[quote name='doubledown']I used to DJ in a bar....I met lots of crazy girls. I found out one girl I "dated" posed on the Internet. She told me like after a few weeks. The sex was good, but that just weirded me out too much.[/QUOTE]


I know quite a few girls that do "internet modeling." I hate it though, so many girls consider themselves models now. Like if you go to Myspace, you'll see a million girls with Modeling listed under their career section. It's like, oh, who do you model for again Clinque, Tommy, Perry Ellis? What was that, pigfucker.com? Oh, how nice, I'm sure your father is very proud.
 
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