Brittany Spears has epiphany!

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I read this and well... I was laughing at it on the inside for several minutes.

"Britney Spears has been spending the last several days writing a missive called “Letter of Truth: I hope you can handle it” — which she plans to post on her fan site.

'It was a life-changing letter for me, and I just want my fans to read it,' Spears told Britain’s OK magazine. 'It really states where I am in my life right now. It is making closure with a lot of things and I think this is my ultimate truth.'

The newlywed pop princess says she had some epiphanies after seeing the Broadway production of 'Wicked' — a look at 'The Wizard of Oz' that’s sympathetic to the Witch of the West, and has worked so hard on her letter that she says, she 'feels like I’m at Harvard.'"

What epiphanies, what mysteries of the spirit, what universal truths about the human condition shall be revealed?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 
I can see it now, Britney Spears awarded the Nobel Prize. Seriously some people think too much of themselves.
 
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Yeah its a generic answer but I'm just too shocked for words.

Best Part- "feels like I'm at Harvard"....Awful, just awful.
 
Wow. I hope she didn't pull something while ephanizing. That can be strenuous if it happens while one is on a low carb diet and/or one has just had a post-wedding experience where they made their guests wear sweat suits that said "Pimp Daddy" on them.
 
[quote name='Dok Diamond'][quote name='StealthySeal']idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]
agreed, but double it :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?[/quote]

Heh heh, great post there, Stealthy.

I love it when stupid people try to act smart. Nothing funnier.
 
[quote name='zewone'][quote name='Mondo']I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say[/quote]

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome![/quote]

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus'][quote name='zewone'][quote name='Mondo']I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say[/quote]

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome![/quote]

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears[/quote]

DIE C0MMIE SCUM!!!

Kidding ... more or less.
 
Maybe she had an ephinany that her music sucks and that the only reason she is in the news is because she is hot. If she gets ugly, no one will care.
 
[quote name='daphatty']Given her track record, I don't think she will be revealing anything useful to society.[/quote]

On the contrary, I've heard reports that her brilliant letter will name the killer(s) on the grassy knoll, detailed maps leading to weapons of mass destruction manufacturing plants, and info about Keyser Soze.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Gothic_Walrus'][quote name='zewone'][quote name='Mondo']I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say[/quote]

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome![/quote]

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears[/quote]

DIE C0MMIE SCUM!!!

Kidding ... more or less.[/quote]

I'm not.
 
[quote name='crickett003'][quote name='Moxio']Me > Britney Spears[/quote]

Does that mean you have larger tits than Britney??[/quote]

That's kind of what I was wondering, or perhaps he's slept with more men than Britney? ok ok ok... just kiddin, I like Moxio, so I'll stop.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='crickett003'][quote name='Moxio']Me > Britney Spears[/quote]

Does that mean you have larger tits than Britney??[/quote]

That's kind of what I was wondering, or perhaps he's slept with more men than Britney? ok ok ok... just kiddin, I like Moxio, so I'll stop.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
Maybe the epiphany is she could make a lot more money with a hot girlfriend than with some scuzzy dude.
 
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