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[quote name='Kayden']she might be cute if she didn't have it set to whore...[/QUOTE]

is it that lipstick that makes her look slutty?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Oh god chunk is back, so sbyml want to guess how long people will stand against his ignorance this time around?[/QUOTE]

'Zo's handling it for now. Personally I can't even make my self read it. Actually I almost ignored chunk as soon as he posted. Almost. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']'Zo's handling it for now. Personally I can't even make my self read it. Actually I almost ignored chunk as soon as he posted. Almost. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm just afraid he will ruin another decent topic, the Jesus one was pretty fun until he came along.
 
He's made a home in the "Wrong-way evolution of the creationist movement" and looks like possibly the "Pope's reign full of contradictions, critics say" threads for now. Check it out, if you dare. :twisted:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']'Zo's handling it for now. Personally I can't even make my self read it. Actually I almost ignored chunk as soon as he posted. Almost. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Whowhat?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Whowhat?[/QUOTE]

You ever noticed that the Burger King King only brings food to guys in bed? Is he gay?
 
I'm guessing you never saw the hootie sings the jingle commericals.
The King's got a stock of hot women around him, in ultra short shorts, wrestling in ranch dressing and feeling breasts. It's good to be the King.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I'm guessing you never saw the hootie sings the jingle commericals.
The King's got a stock of hot women around him, in ultra short shorts, wrestling in ranch dressing and feeling breasts. It's good to be the King.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but he's not watching them while they sleep.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I'm guessing you never saw the hootie sings the jingle commericals.
The King's got a stock of hot women around him, in ultra short shorts, wrestling in ranch dressing and feeling breasts. It's good to be the King.[/QUOTE]

and the breasts, they grow on trees. Cant beat that.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Drew Barrymore was just on Letterman. She didn't look so bad.[/QUOTE]

Maybe it was the old Drew, before she got all nasty and ugly. Maybe, just maybe, Letterman has a time machine. Because as far as I know, these days are long gone.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I don't know sbyml now that I know she is as dumb as she looks it kind of takes the fun out of it.[/QUOTE]

Well who isn't? Besides, she can't speak if her mouth is full, so you've got that going for you. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well who isn't? Besides, she can't speak if her mouth is full, so you've got that going for you. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Mouth? I thought she was famous for her over soiled ass?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Mouth? I thought she was famous for her over soiled ass?[/QUOTE]

Well of course she can (and does) do both. At the same time. And I assumed you had friends. ;)

All I'm saying is if you don't want to hear her being stupid you just have to keep her mouth closed. Or alternatively, occupied.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well of course she can (and does) do both. At the same time. And I assumed you had friends. ;)

All I'm saying is if you don't want to hear her being stupid you just have to keep her mouth closed. Or alternatively, occupied.[/QUOTE]

:lol:, you always have the brightest of outlooks when it comes to pornstars. But man that damn Howard Stern interview ruined her for me, although with the massive amount of pot she claims to have consumed she'd probably make a poster child for drug free America.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']:lol:, you always have the brightest of outlooks when it comes to pornstars. But man that damn Howard Stern interview ruined her for me, although with the massive amount of pot she claims to have consumed she'd probably make a poster child for drug free America.[/QUOTE]

Did you look at her eyes in those pics I just posted? There's something not quite right about them. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Did you look at her eyes in those pics I just posted? There's something not quite right about them. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hmmm you are right, perhaps she's moved on to rocks?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Did you look at her eyes in those pics I just posted? There's something not quite right about them. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm sure you spend alot of timing looking at her eyes ;)
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm sure you spend alot of timing looking at her eyes ;)[/QUOTE]

Sure he does, I mean afterall besides sex there isn't much else you can do with her.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm sure you spend alot of timing looking at her eyes ;)[/QUOTE]

Eyes are kind of my "thing", but hers aren't terribly interesting. Just glassy. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][/QUOTE]

OKAY~ so, I am thinking, either she is smuggling pot and rocks in her ass, both, at the same time, or that is a tampon string...

Actually, I am thinking, as I think I concluded about four times already, that I really just like your sig picture because of it's compositional elements. And I don't think Taylor Rain is that hot...only because I'm pretty sure I'm hotter and I don't have to take it in six bodily holes at once on camera to proove anything. :lol:
 
[quote name='tauruskatt'] And I don't think Taylor Rain is that hot...only because I'm pretty sure I'm hotter and I don't have to take it in six bodily holes at once on camera to proove anything. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well you could always make a topic to prove it.;)
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']OKAY~ so, I am thinking, either she is smuggling pot and rocks in her ass, both, at the same time, or that is a tampon string...

Actually, I am thinking, as I think I concluded about four times already, that I really just like your sig picture because of it's compositional elements. And I don't think Taylor Rain is that hot...only because I'm pretty sure I'm hotter and I don't have to take it in six bodily holes at once on camera to proove anything. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Six holes :shock: My God, when did that happen?
 
[quote name='tauruskatt']Actually, I am thinking, as I think I concluded about four times already, that I really just like your sig picture because of it's compositional elements. [/QUOTE]

That's why I'm still using it ... the composition is just great. Also Scarlett is hot like fire. :lol:

[quote name='tauruskatt']And I don't think Taylor Rain is that hot...only because I'm pretty sure I'm hotter and I don't have to take it in six bodily holes at once on camera to proove anything. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Six holes :shock: My God, when did that happen?[/QUOTE]

Maybe getting double use out of one hole counts as two holes? She could be also be counting the hands ... that still doesn't add up.

I'm going to need photographic evidence. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Maybe getting double use out of one hole counts as two holes? She could be also be counting the hands ... that still doesn't add up.

I'm going to need photographic evidence. ;)[/QUOTE]

The ears and nostrils maybe? Is there such a thing as ear fucking?
 
[quote name='dcfox']The ears and nostrils maybe? Is there such a thing as ear fucking?[/QUOTE]

Lets see, mouth, 2 ears behind and if you also count the 2 wholes in the lower front, or perhaps a bit less nasty and go with the belly button.
 
[quote name='dcfox']The ears and nostrils maybe? Is there such a thing as ear fucking?[/QUOTE]

I've never heard about it, though I'm not up on the current trends in Japan. ;)

I have heard of making ... deposits in the nostrils however. :puke:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']:rofl: I think you need to toss up a pole, also I hope gamedude doesn't wander on by.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: We'll just say she's a porn star and he'll leave her alone. After asking for several nude photos of course.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']:rofl: I think you need to toss up a pole, also I hope gamedude doesn't wander on by.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of tossing up poles ... j/k :lol:

I don't think gamedude wanders 'round these parts.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've never heard about it, though I'm not up on the current trends in Japan. ;)

I have heard of making ... deposits in the nostrils however. :puke:[/QUOTE]

Deposits in the nostril maybe, but stuffing it? The guy must have a small dick if he's going to do that and not kill her.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Speaking of tossing up poles ... j/k :lol:

I don't think gamedude wanders 'round these parts.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was in the OT at first.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Deposits in the nostril maybe, but stuffing it? The guy must have a small dick if he's going to do that and not kill her.[/QUOTE]

Hence its origin in the land of the rising sun. :lol:
 
I think this is sblymnl's best attempt at overthrowing a thread, since there's hundred of off-topic posts here. Good Job, sir, you are truly a dirty god amongst dirty men. ;) :applause:
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']I think this is sblymnl's best attempt at overthrowing a thread, since there's hundred of off-topic posts here. Good Job, sir, you are truly a dirty god amongst dirty men. ;) :applause:[/QUOTE]

Hell, I didn't overthrow shit. Didn't you see the title of the thread? It's all on topic. :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Hell, I didn't overthrow shit. Didn't you see the title of the thread? It's all on topic. :D[/QUOTE]

You weren't normal when you got here, so you don't count.
 


Now I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Note: The Megatokyo Forums has a thread exactly like this, except its all asian chix. Its great.

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