CAGcast #541: How to Stop a Nosebleed

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The gang talks God of War hype, the next Splinter Cell game, Billy Mitchell’s future, Far Cry 5, and so much more!
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Just started listening but had to share a prostitute story.

My stepbrother was getting married and I was in charge of the bachelor party. He wanted to keep things simple so I called a local escort agency and hired a stripper for a few hours. She was supposed to arrive with a partner (I assume a male) for safety reasons.

She arrives, alone, and I pay her fee upfront. I explain to her that I am not drinking and to let me know if she feels uncomfortable or unsafe while performing.

The next thing she says is "Do you have condoms or do I need to bring my own?"

Before I could answer she says, "Oh never mind. I'm just dancing." It is at this moment that I realize that I just hired a prostitute.

Other than a quick phone call to my wife to laugh about it, I keep that info to myself.

So we walk inside, she turns on music and begins to dance. By the end of the first song she is completely naked except high heels. She dances a little more and before she could give my stepbrother a lap dance she stops to take a quick rest. I give her some water and she says, "I'm not used to dancing. I just get paid to fuck."

Yep. She said that out loud... in a room of half drunk men. Probably not the best idea. I guess I could have just let everyone take turns with her but that is not my kind of party. I spent the rest of the night denying requests to take her in the bedroom. I was glad when she finally left.

 
Did you guys discuss the ready player one movie in watch this bitches (ever)? I remember some cagcast members not enjoying the book. I Liked the book and enjoyed the movie. Would like to hear your impressions. Spoiler cast at the cacast end or not. 👏
 
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The Outsider did something I never thought was possible: makes the plot of Black Rain start to seem plausible. Since they reused/lifted/whatever so many of the plot points from Sydney Pollack's The Yakuza anyway they might as well have just remade that...

Intriguingly there are 43 results for "Yakuza" on Amazon video when using the "included with prime" filter, but the only movie that comes up on Netflix which actually has Yakuza in it is The Outsider. 

 
I'm with Shipwreck. Billy Mitchell can certainly continue to market himself. 30 years as a cheater? And who really got hurt? He's the Frank Abagnale of video gaming.

Also, when Wombat describes a Battle Royale game with no shooting and instead just spotting all I can think is Nintendo has the Splatoon team working on that right now. Be prepared for their announcement of Hide & Seek Royale at E3.

 
It's been a long time since I laughed this munch listening to a cagcast episode!

You could tell y'all had fun recording this episode. Keep up the great work.

 
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