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I've been wanting to start this hobby for some time. Anyone know some good brands to start with? I'm looking for the small ones and the occasional big one. :lol:

I actually bough a 3 pack sampler around 8 months ago and threw them in a drawer. I just found them recently but I don't know if they go bad or what or if it would be ok to smoke them.
 
Ugh...don't smoke those cigars and be prepared to look like a douche. Cigars need to be stored in a temp and humidity controlled environment.

Depending on you nicotine tolerance, which I assume is very low if you don't smoke cigarettes, start out with non-flavored $3 cigars. A specialty cigar shop should be able to help you out with the selection. Stay away from Padron, Arturo Fuente, and Tatuaje because they'll probably make you sick until you build up a tolerance. Make sure you eat a good meal before and drink something sweet and/or carbonated while you're smoking.

Cigars are a very expensive hobby. You're literally burning money and if you're easily addicted to things, I'd recommend another hobby. You'll also smell like shit for a day, your breath will stink really bad, and your mouth will taste like an ashtray to both you and anyone you kiss.
 
Hey I guessed you missed the joke. Sorry! Don't ever smoke dutches! If you want to try a cheap cigar, try Middleton's Black and Mild. They're usually like $1 for 1 and aren't too bad. It actually tastes good as opposed to real cigars (I actually inhale black and milds). I smoke 2 or so a week. They are thin with the plastic tip. As for real cigars, I never had a taste for them so I can't give you any real cigar reccomendations. But whatever you do, don't smoke dutches. I've found gauze or some kind of band aid in the tobacco.
 
What y'all think Duke Nukem smokes? I started cracking my knuckles at a really really young age because of him and it's a permanent habit. Maybe if I start smoking cigars one day I can be as awesome as him.
 
Before you start smoking cigars make sure you pick up a monocle, a suit and a watch with a chain attached to it that hangs out of the pocket. You'll be the envy of your chums.
 
Jucy Lucy by Natural has always been my favorite.

For someone just starting out you probably want to go with a nice flavored cigar first, a Jucy Lucy kind of fits in there. Anyway, hit up a local cigar shop and go for anything within the $5 range that's flavored... They can give you suggestions as well.
 
I could see having one maybe on a golf outing or cruise, but as a smoker I would have to ask why you'd introduce any new form of nicotine to your body on a regular basis knowing what we know now.

Aside from my ball breaking, I would find a local cigar shop and talk with the guy running it. I've never been in one where they throw a 16 yr old behind the counter, these guys that run them are extremely knowledgeable. Just let him know you're a rook and he'll know what to suggest.
 
Like wine (or anything else in this world I guess), price is not a strong indicator of value. Start with some basic rules. They need to be in a humidifier before purchase, preferably a walk in (more space dedicated usually means the shop has a buyer, which means it's not whatever the gas station could get cheap). You don't need a humidor to start, just try to store them in a dark climate controlled area and get to em within a couple of days. A crusty cigar is a crappy smoke and a waste of time and money. Two different boxes of the same cigar can be very different based on the skill of the roller (or maybe it's machine rolled), the variance of the leaves supplied (Nicaragua tastes different than Cuban than Dominican, etc), etc, so take the aggregate of reviews and not just one or two.

You'll probably want to start with a light to medium bodied cigar. I would choose from Puff's Top 25 under $6, so you don't smoke yourself into the poor house trying to find what you like.

Quick note: Cigars are very much like stocks. What might start out as a $4 cigar may skyrocket after a bunch of consistently high reviews, so you may find the price higher than shown on Puff's price guesstimate.

After you get an idea of what you like, don't be afraid to try new stuff. I love spicy cigars but never would have had one if a friend hadn't given me one.

Top 25 under $6: http://www.puff.com/Cigar-Reviews/Report/Top-25-Under-6.html

I'm a Padron and Oliva man, m'self, though I suppose all cigar smokers are. When I'm feeling adventurous, I'll grab a Gurkha.
 
Cigars are like Wines or Beers, each has a different flavor, and there are literally hundreds of brands each producing lots of different "types" of Cigars. In addition cigars can change flavor by year of production, like Wine's.

1) Cigars are not cigarettes, you do not inhale cigars, ever, period. The nicotine gets into your bloodstream by drawing the smoke into your mouth, where all the little capillaries in your cheeks and mouth rush it off to your brain to make it feel good :)

2) Cigars need to be stored at a proper humidity level, which is something like 65 to 70%, which you measure using a hygrometer. Any lower for any length of time and the cigar will be dry, it will draw very easily and will be harsh and hot. Any higher and the cigar could get moldy, be difficult to draw, and make you sick. Cigars can effectively be stored for a very, very, very long time (decades) under good conditions. Cigars can also be revived if they are not TOO dried out by letting them sit in a humidor for a period of time with the proper humidity (let them sit a few weeks).

3) Cigars can be a nickel each, or they can be $1000+ each. Entirely based on how rare or particular the tobacco used is.

4) Cigars do not contain additives like tar and shit that Cigarettes do.....they still aren't good for you, but then again....what is? Remember, don't inhale. Draw....savor the flavor...release.

5) Cigars generally come in 3 types of wrappers (the outer leaves used to hold the inner tobacco blends)......Natural, Connecticut Shade, and Maduro....the maduro ones are the darker brown ones (to almost black).....the wrappers can be dry, oily, smooth, rough, veiny...on and on. each will provide a different flavor characteristic to the Cigar. The darker wrappers are usually 'stronger tasting'...but that can mean a lot of things to a lot of people. Its all about what tastes good to you. I like a medium bodied cigar, natural wrappers. Most meduro wrapped cigars I try have a flavor characteristic that is a little too...hmmm...bitter or something for me. Not surprisingly, I like cream in my coffee and I like milk chocolate and not dark, so its not so surprising I prefer a medium cigar. I do not however like light bodied cigars, to me they are tasteless.

BRANDS:
Try an Arturo Fuente Hemmingway or a Gurkha Perfecto (or any Gurkha style with a natural wrapper) for a somewhat mild (but not flavor-less) cigar. If you want a really good FLAVORED cigar, spring for the Gurkha Grand Reserve. These come in glass tubes and are infused with Cogniac, not soaked with some shitty concentrate to make them taste like bubblegum or a margarita or whatever.

Expect to pay $6-10 bucks per stick for the Hemmingway, a little less for the Gurkha Perfecto's, or about $15 or so for the Gurkha Grand Reserve. Not cheap, but these are good cigars that wont overpower you.

But honestly......if you just want to try cigars......get a sampler, or even ask the local Cigar shop to assemble a sampler for you based on what your taste preferences are. The local cigar shop near me even has a relatively cheap "house brand" that isn't bad. Good Luck!
 
[quote name='HeadRusch']I like a medium bodied cigar, natural wrappers. Most meduro wrapped cigars I try have a flavor characteristic that is a little too...hmmm...bitter or something for me. Not surprisingly, I like cream in my coffee and I like milk chocolate and not dark, so its not so surprising I prefer a medium cigar. [/QUOTE]
That was a fantastic way to describe light vs. medium vs. dark. I'm using that.
 
There's some interesting advice in this thread. Being a former cigar snob, I can't help but wince a little. Especially at the Gurkha suggestions.:D

A beginner should start of with Saint Luis Rey, Hoyo de Monterrey, Romeo y Juliet, or Macanudo(comedy option). All are light, non-overpowering, good beginner smokes that are cheapish. Fuentes and Padrons aren't really close to being weak, relatively speaking. If you're going to recommend a Hemingway to a beginner, you might as well just tell him to smoke an opus power ranger(XXX)...lolz. Once someone gets a sense of tolerance and tastes, then I think it'll be safer to move onto Fuente Chateau Fuente, Fuente 858, Pardon 2000, Don Carlos, and maybe even the Padron Anniversario line.

Having a walk-in humidor at a tobacconist really shouldn't be a huge deal as long as the cigars are in a cabinet humidor. One thing you DO need to look out for is mold. If someone tries to sell you a cigar with furry white shit on it, kindly refuse and never go back unless they somehow have some rare stock that you can't get anywhere else. It is NOT the sign of a well aged cigar, but a sign that you shouldn't be putting your mouth on it. If someone recommends a Pinar, don't waste your money either.

Good premium cigars will actually be oily and smooth without any thick veins that look like twigs. That's generally a sign of good tobacco, a good roller, and storage.

Oh, and for the love of jeebus, DON'T SMOKE ANY FLAVORED SHIT. ESPECIALLY Gurkha. They're not soaked in vanilla or cherry sprayed flavoring, but you're not really getting anything out of the "infusion" that's any different from the former. That flavor is not a natural additive. Infused is just a marketing term.

Also, don't ever dip the cigar in any booze to give it "extra" flavor; that'll just make all the tar build up where your mouth is and if you dip the foot, it won't light.

Like I said, I used to be an avid collector and smoker hence the snobery.:lol:
 
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Im not a cigar specialist myself but my old boss smoked these kinds. http://www.cigar.com/cigars/viewcigar.asp?brand=132

When I went over he would always give me a couple. I liked them they didnt taste bad if I held it in my mouth a couple minutes, they didnt stink (much as burning tobacco can not stink I guess), they tasted good and I enjoyed them well enough. Id had a couple other kinds of cigars and I dont recall the names but those were the best of the ones Ive tried.

Oh and whatever you do. Dont fucking buy swisher sweets, ever.
 
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i like al capone's (specifically the filtered cognac dipped ones) they taste really good imo. sell them in 10 packs. they are the size of a cigarette. not the cheapest cigars but not expensive as far as cigars go... $1 blunts these are not :) they are very good imo (about $8-$10 a box)
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[quote name='crzyjoeguy']i like al capone's (specifically the filtered cognac dipped ones) they taste really good imo. sell them in 10 packs. they are the size of a cigarette. not the cheapest cigars but not expensive as far as cigars go... $1 blunts these are not :) they are very good imo (about $8-$10 a box)
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Those actually aren't so bad, I enjoy them myself from time to time.

Lot's of suggestions in this thread, I'll have to go out and try a few :)
 
Also, don't give up after your first go. Typically, it's not an extremely pleasant experience, but with time you come to enjoy it (much like any type of alcohol, coffee, etc.).

Be very careful not to inhale. I've seen this ruin people on cigars forever if they accidentally inhale the first time. Quick small drags in the beginning to get it going, then some longer ones with more time in-between once it's going. Don't worry too much about the first cigar that you buy. All of the ones named in this thread are quality, so just go with something that is either light or medium-bodied. Think of the first time you had coffee or drank wine...it tasted like coffee and wine. After time though, you begin to realize the differences between them and you start to be able to apply adjectives to them. Cigars are no different.

Also, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT light your cigar with a typical lighter (butane is ok). This is too hot and will burn the tobacco much too quickly. Then you end up smoking already burnt tobacco and it tastes bitter and well, burnt. This guy has a good video that explains some proper techniques in terms of cutting and lighting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFCwEjT29UQ
 
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