Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms to be provided in smaller sizes designed for Indian men.

[and the part that really got me:]
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

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Now, I would like to say that this study (and the fact that it was published) clearly marks India as one of the most mature, self-confident, and practical countries in the world (if not numero uno.) It is more important for condoms to fit properly, for the benefits of protection from sexually transmitted diseases and prevention of unintended pregnancies, than to inflate misguided male egos.

That being said, that one quote regarding exact measurements still cracks me up. Now, I figure it will take China another 1,000 years before it has the guts to admit that condoms manufactured to international standards hang like garbage bags on its citizenry.
:lol:
 
RBM, Since it is about specific race and I know is indeed based on news, I stil don't think it is proper to post it here. That is my two cents.
 
[quote name='Indonesia']RBM, Since it is about specific race and I know is indeed based on news, I stil don't think it is proper to post it here. That is my two cents.[/QUOTE]

"specific race." :rofl:

Now, RBM, to be fair, I'm not certain that anybody in China knows what a condom is. I have data from several billion Chinese as my supporting evidence. ;)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Ah ha ha ha, now I know why those Indian guys I used to work with had such attitude problems. It's because they had small dicks.[/QUOTE]

Wow haha.
 
yeah, this is the kind of "no holds barred" non-pc shit that we need! i like it! its honest. and anything honest nowadays pisses people off! so i say "lets piss some people off!"
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Ah ha ha ha, now I know why those Indian guys I used to work with had such attitude problems. It's because they had small dicks.[/quote]

I used to work with an Indian man, and actually studied under him, and he was really relaxed and easy to work with, but he never came across as having much bravado or anything of that nature. He was also fairly short and always took that as his reason. The guy was very sheepish and very much kept to himself. Guess I know why;)

Now everybody watch as this thread becomes a my internet dick is bigger than your internet dick thread.
 
[quote name='dastly75']i must not be like the other billion indians, i feel special

hm maybe i should provide proof....[/quote]

You aint got the balls.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You aint got the balls.[/QUOTE]


I was going to post a really up close pic of my balls ala Arrested Development but I don't have a digital camera handy.

also I read something regarding this article:
"."Why North Indian Women Like South Indian Men" this study was conducted among men in Mumbai and New Delhi which is in North India. South Indians basically are of Dravidian origin... something similar to African Americans with lighter skin color and are famous for their length...."

so i guess that explains it, north india sucks

also i will post a pic if people really want(when i am able to obtain a camera that is) and then you all we be like :drool:
 
This reminds me of a great story from my college years. A buddy and I went to Myrtle Beach, SC for a vacation. Playing golf, hitting the night spots (there are a few) and lazing on the beach made for a great trip.

On one of the nights we were there, we pulled into a drug store parking lot on Kings Highway, which, for those unfamiliar with the area, is the main highway which runs parallel to, but not on, the ocean front. We were in search of a few "munchies" to help get us through our buzz.

We pulled into the parking lot, right up to the curb, and went inside to do our business, and while in there I noticed an Indian man (dot, not feather) standing at the counter in the back. I didn't give it much thought and we went back outside, only to find out that OUR CAR WAS GONE!

I looked at my buddy and I said "Where in the hell did my car go!?!" As I said, we were a little buzzed and so I briefly believed it was possible that I'd parked somewhere else. Then I saw it: It was sitting at the back of the parking lot, where it had hit a station wagon full of a.) kids and b.) The Indian guy's wife!!!

I thought, "oh shit!" and I immediately went to her to start apologizing, because I didn't realize that, in our haste to get some snacks, I'd parked on a slight incline and apparently had not remembered to throw the emergency brake. It looked like my car had rolled back into the station wagon. We called the police, and an hour later they finally showed up.

While we were waiting, I went back inside to tell the Indian fellow there had been a slight accident, and I noticed what he was actually in the store for: He was at the back counter perusing the rubber selection!!! He immediately was outraged and started spouting some unintelligible gibberish (to me at least) and then went out to survey the damage.

When the police finally arrived, I started to tell them I thought it was my fault, because it appeared that clearly my car had rolled back into the station wagon. After getting my statement, he started to talk to Mrs. Indian and her husband, Mr. Trojan Man. From our vantage point it was pretty clear the discussion was not going well...and here is why...

It seems that when Mrs. Indian saw my car start creeping backwards in the lot, she got a bit nervous about it and felt like the prudent decision would be to slide over into the drivers seat and try to MOVE HER WAGON out of the way. In the process of doing so, in a totally empty lot (save for our two cars, of course) she turned right towards my car and actually hit me instead of me hitting her!!

I couldn't believe it. Mr. Indian couldn't believe it either, and raised holy hell about the report the policeman was going to file, which now would show her at fault and not me! He raised so much of a fuss that he ended up getting arrested and carted off to the Myrtle Beach jail. So now not only was the "mood" ruined for the two of them, he was going to need to pay for bail in addition to his rubbers! Talk about putting a damper on things.

My buddy and I still laugh until it hurts when we get a chance to retell this story to people we know who've never heard it...
 
Okay the thing yes Indian men might have small etc but the only reason is that where they lose in one area they make up in another area. In the area of Asian people they have advanced in technology, Martial arts, and of course great looking women. Then when you think about it is all in the genes or is it something else.

In America we also have all this currupted food. If you want greater love life they say it is best to eat vegies over meat or false foods.

lionheart4life Everything is bigger in America.
Click to expand...

Now in east Asia as well. Personally from all the XXX movies I watched from earlier on I have seen big Asian men and in comparison to Indian men I think I never seen an Indian man bigger then a Asian man. One time I saw a guy who was longer then breasts that was bigger then the breasts that was big as a head.

Again India is bordering the Middle East. On that topic I wonder about that National Lampoon/Gene Wilder Movie spin off with the guy from White Castle.
It was all faked.
 
i have a 4 inches penis, is that short/small? my gf NEVER complain about my size and she love to do it with me. i might have a short penis, but i make it up with my mouth! u just got to know what u doing! and lately, she wont let me fingers her, she said that gave her a infection? is that true?
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']I used to work with an Indian man, and actually studied under him,[/QUOTE]

You were on the survey team?
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']Okay the thing yes Indian men might have small etc but the only reason is that where they lose in one area they make up in another area. In the area of Asian people they have advanced in technology, Martial arts, and of course great looking women. Then when you think about it is all in the genes or is it something else.

In America we also have all this currupted food. If you want greater love life they say it is best to eat vegies over meat or false foods.



Now in east Asia as well. Personally from all the XXX movies I watched from earlier on I have seen big Asian men and in comparison to Indian men I think I never seen an Indian man bigger then a Asian man. One time I saw a guy who was longer then breasts that was bigger then the breasts that was big as a head.

Again India is bordering the Middle East. On that topic I wonder about that National Lampoon/Gene Wilder Movie spin off with the guy from White Castle.
It was all faked.[/QUOTE]


well there's big and small everywhere, there's big and small in the US also as well as in Asia , India, and wherever else. so its not reallly a biggie :) maybe some of the volunteers for this study knew they were small in the pants and wanted to see if anyone was smaller than them, that was the controversy with the kinsey report, that the people knew what the test for (i believe) and since the study wasnt really randomized, just people mostly wanting to show off their junk, results may have been skewed
about the last sentence...:whistle2:x hmm
....also cocks
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']I used to work with an Indian man, and actually studied under him..[/QUOTE]

LOLZ!!! Did it hurt?
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']Okay the thing yes Indian men might have small etc but the only reason is that where they lose in one area they make up in another area. In the area of Asian people they have advanced in technology, Martial arts, and of course great looking women. Then when you think about it is all in the genes or is it something else.

In America we also have all this currupted food. If you want greater love life they say it is best to eat vegies over meat or false foods.



Now in east Asia as well. Personally from all the XXX movies I watched from earlier on I have seen big Asian men and in comparison to Indian men I think I never seen an Indian man bigger then a Asian man. One time I saw a guy who was longer then breasts that was bigger then the breasts that was big as a head.

Again India is bordering the Middle East. On that topic I wonder about that National Lampoon/Gene Wilder Movie spin off with the guy from White Castle.
It was all faked.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of size, this is way to big to use as my signature.
 
[quote name='hello321']i have a 4 inches penis, is that short/small? my gf NEVER complain about my size and she love to do it with me. i might have a short penis, but i make it up with my mouth! u just got to know what u doing! and lately, she wont let me fingers her, she said that gave her a infection? is that true?[/QUOTE]
14? 15?
 
[quote name='dratsacras']You were on the survey team?[/quote]

What the fuck are you talking about? Trying to be witty but failing like the Hindenburgh. I gotta start putting what the fuck are you talking about in my sig.
 
That's why Germans are making the spray on condoms....

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I always thought the mess was suppposed to happen AFTER the sex.
 
[quote name='greydemise']well there's big and small everywhere, there's big and small in the US also as well as in Asia , India, and wherever else.
....also cocks[/QUOTE]

Amerika has people from all over the world plus we keep mixing with each other and that creates deformitives like how all the women looks french but the men have small eyes or how a girlish girl makes a girlish man or even where the short women looks good but that yeilds a short son.
 
[quote name='David85']That's why Germans are making the spray on condoms....

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I always thought the mess was suppposed to happen AFTER the sex.[/QUOTE]

I think the introduction of an aerosol can should always be seen as a mood killer but I guess I'm not what you'd call "progressive."
 
This is officially the funniest and worst internet post ever. Says me.

[quote name='dastly75']also i will post a pic if people really want[/QUOTE]

Please don't. And please nobody egg him on, I don't want to be afraid of my favorite website in fear of seeing indian wang.
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']
Now in east Asia as well. Personally from all the XXX movies I watched from earlier on I have seen big Asian men and in comparison to Indian men I think I never seen an Indian man bigger then a Asian man. One time I saw a guy who was longer then breasts that was bigger then the breasts that was big as a head.[/quote]

This is a combination of the funniest and gayest thing you've posted... these were straight porns, right? Not that there's anything wrong if they're not, that's your lifestyle, and who are we to judge The Regalsin.
 
[quote name='RegalSin2020']One time I saw a guy who was longer then breasts that was bigger then the breasts that was big as a head.[/quote]

This is it. This is what I have been searching for, for the entire 8 years I have had internet. This is the funniest god damn sentence that I have ever read in my life.
 
[quote name='hohez']This is it. This is what I have been searching for, for the entire 8 years I have had internet. This is the funniest god damn sentence that I have ever read in my life.[/quote]

I agree. That's pretty damn funny, but doesn't top his thanksgiving post and the origin of where the word maize comes from.
 
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