CONTEST: Win CheapyD's Games! [Last Day!]

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Holy shit, I'm moving to Tokyo in three weeks!
There's no way I can bring all my stuff with me, so one lucky CAG is going to win 30+ games and a bunch of shwag (E3, TGS, etc.).

Simply post in this thread for a chance to win.
You must post something about Japan, winning my games, or what you would like to see me do (for your amusement) once I am living in Tokyo.

You may post as often as you wish, but that WILL NOT increase your chance of winning. One account/entry per person. You must be over 18 (or have your parents permission upon winning to receive M rated games) and in the continental US to be eligible to win. Winner will be chosen at random. Contest ends on or about 10/24/05.

Why am I moving to Japan?
Mrs. CheapyD got a great job and it requires us to move to Tokyo. Its basically an offer we can't refuse. I will still be able to run CAG from Japan and now I will be able to work on CAG full time. You can also likely expect new additions/features and possibly a new CAG sister website as I become Your Man In Japan.
Fear not! The focus of CAG will always be cheap video games.



Partial list of stuff (thanks thorbahn3)

Xbox
GTA: San Andreas (hot coffee version)
Deathrow
Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
NBA Street 3
Area 51
KOTOR 2
Burnout 3
Brute Force
XIII
Deus Ex: Invisible War (sealed)
Rocky Legends
Ninja Gaiden
Driv3r
Splinter Cell:pT
OXM demo disc (battlefield)
Conker demo disc
Fable (bonus disc)

PS2
Timespitters 2
Socom 2
Spider-Man 2
Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
State of Emergency
Onimusha 3
Rachet & Clank 2
Beyond Good and Evil
Madden 04
Tiger Woods 04
NBA Jam
Winning Eleven 7
Champions: Return to Arms
Karaoke Revolution
NHL Hitz Pro
Simpsons Hit & Run
Frequency
Twisted Metal: Black
MGS: 2 document
Shadow of the Colussus demo
Genji demo
Multitap
Microcon controller

Gamecube
Waverace (disc only)
Mario Party 5 (disc only)

PS1
Castlevania: SOTN (sealed)

Shwag, etc...
CAG t-shirt
CheapyD's Winning Eleven jersey worn on Cold Pizza
CAG business card sized flyers
Metal Gear Solid booklet (TGS 2005)
Xbox 360 brouchure (TGS 2005)
Atari demo disc (TGS 2005)
God of War poster (E3 2005)
Assorted Nintendo buttons (E3 2005)
 
I would love to see Cheapy walk the streets of Japan dressed as Captain America. Waving, smiling, kissing babies... then occasionally hurling his shield at the face of a random citizen.... just to keep them on their toes.
 
hey cheapyD, when you got enough import games, maybe you could creat another contest to win all ur import games.

can't wait till that happen if it ever will :)


Goodluck in Japan!
 
In Japan, they drive on the opposite side of the road, so don't get run over!

Now let me win your games!
 
I would like for Cheapy to vist Namco's HQ and punch the president in his stupid face, while screaming "Bring Splatterhouse back already!" :D

Good luck with the move, I'm sure you'll love it there.
 
Pick up a TivoPhone

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The translation of my last post is:
"Walk around downtown Tokyo naked, except for a NES controller"...
 
Cheapy... I would like you to find the shortest people in Japan and have someone take a picture of you with them. A photo of the giant White Man. (hopefully you are 6 foot or greater) I think someone once had a blog about this. Big White Guy in Asia or something...
 
I've never been to Japan. is the sushi good over there? Best of luck...(to me of course for winning your games).

Just kidding, I envy you, living in Japan would be pretty sweet! About what to do, I heard they have some strange ice flavors over there; give the wasabi ice cream a try.
 
Hey Cheapy D,

Good luck in Japan. You're a lucky guy to be moving out there. One thing i would like to see is periodic updates from the Xbox360 Lounge. For instance, opinions on how many people frequent, any special offers (like the War of the Worlds promo), etc.

Again good luck!!
 
I think you should most look forward to the Hounen festival...a festival in which you can dress up like a giant penis and blend into the crowd...I also hear there are giant wooden penises...not that you'd want to do that...but, then again, nothing like that here in the states...ok, ok Marti Gras...but that's still unkown at this point.
 
Have a good one in japan CheapyD. Its great to know you will be able to keep up the great work on the site. Gokouun o inorimasu
 
Safe Travels CheapyD and Mrs CheapyD!

You should eat at as many Sushi places as you can in Tokyo, and definitely fill us all in on those bizarre Pachinko slot machines everybody seems to be obsessed with! :)
 
After you've had some time to relax, hop on the JR line to Ebisu, stumble your way around to the Yebisu Garden Place, Then catch an elevator to the top floor, go to the bar thats up there. It's an awesome view and not terribly expensive.
 
I want to se Cheapy D go on one of those crazy Japanese game shows. One of the naked ones with screaming men in suits and women smashing cream pies with hammers. And people are crawling and dressed like babies, but no one really knows why. And there is trivia, but it's all in Japanese, so Cheapy just looks confused. But he keeps winning, like that one SNL sketch. And then the women turn on him with their hammers, and the infantilized crawling men begin to bark. And Cheapy screams and the screen fades to black.

That's what I want to see.
 
I would like him to ask someone from Nintendo why their registration prizes (club nintendo) are so much better then ours (my nintendo).
 
I'd like to see you find some really unique food which would normally not find here in the states and post some pics/vids of you munchin'.

Good luck man, have a safe trip.
 
Good luck in Japan CheapyD! Maybe hook us up with some games that haven't come out in the US, hehe. How about we trade places and you can do this college thing for me?

I need to stop dreaming
 
Good luck in Japan, let me know when you have a contest for all the great porn that you pick up out there.
 
Shipping cheap games from here to japan is gonna suck for you. hopefully you can't work out a way to not spend so much money and keep those games CHEAP.
 
Just stand around and stare down any who look at you, or worse follow a business man around until he starts bowing and apologizing for nothing, oh those crazy japanese! Also, watch out for little kids trying to grap your pants ;)
 
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You must post something about Japan, winning my games, or what you would like to see me do (for your amusement) once I am living in Tokyo.
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OK...

I've always wanted to visit Japan. I love a lot of things from their culture, especially the movies from there. I think it'd be cool to see a movie there and do some shopping.

I'd love to win CheapyD's games. I'm always broke (I'm just a po' boy from Texas) and it would be great to have a cool stash of games and swag.

I'd like to see CheapyD meet a Japanese gamer and get a CAGCast interview with them. It'd be cool to hear about the gaming culture there, and what it's like to be a gamer in Japan.
 
I will rub your games all over my semi-naked body.

You will send me thousands of panties from japan which will then be assembled into an 8 foot tall homage to either optimus prime or courtney cox (depending on my mood at the time).

The Japanese word for Japan, Nihon or Nippon, means source of the sun.
 
When you get to Japan, find their Sony headquarters and stand in front of it with an XBOX 360 and an American flag...then take a picture and post it here.
 
CheapyD will probably get to Japan, froth at the mouth, then seisure to death from all glory of the motherland. All the pocky, sushi, hotties, anime, manga, and video games... It's enough to cause one's brain to implode. Really hope you can read Hiragana, cuz then you will have three levels of happiness above any man in America.

You should send me your stash in exchange for this vital information I'm giving you. Beware of the Kancho assasins.

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Read the first post, then you'll more than likely be compelled to read ALL the posts.
 
A little known secret about Japan...

They carry out the death penalty in secret and only tell the prisoners hours before the execution.


I hope CheapyD stays out of prison there. :)
 
Japan is an archipelago, including four main islands and over 3,000 small islands stretching over 2,080 kilometers including the main island Honshu, Hokkaido to the north, and Shikoku and Kyushu to the south. The country is narrow, so no point in Japan is more than 95 miles from the seas or ocean. The country is located about 160 kilometers from the mainland [of East Asia, Korea], latitude 36º longitude 138º. Japan is known as “the land of the rising sun” because it appeared to be the easternmost country in the world, on the side from which the sun rose. The characters that make up the Japanese name of Japan, 日本 (Nihon), literally mean “sun base” when separated, reflecting the idea that Japan is the land of the rising sun. This is a unique perception, because most early cultures believed that they were in the center of the world. The Islands of Japan are located in an area known as the Pacific Ring of Fire, in which earthquakes and volcanoes are common, and Japan is affected by around 1,500 earthquakes per year, though the vast majority of the seismic activities are barely noticeable. There are about thirty active volcanoes on the islands of Japan. As a result of these seismic activities, Japan is often pounded by large tidal waves and tsunamis. Because of this, Japan has one of the best natural disaster response plans in the world.
The islands of Japan are relatively young, and were formed relatively violently, and as a result the terrain is very rugged. More then 80% of the land is mountainous, so the flat, fertile lowlands are densely populated. The mountainous areas are usually sparsely populated.
While not the tallest in the world, Japans mountain ranges are very tall, and are mostly uninhabited. The tallest mountain in Japan, Fujiyama, is a dormant volcano rising 3,776 meters above sea level. The mountain ranges run down the middle of the main islands.
Japan has few mineral resources, though it initially had enough resources when it was a nation of farming and fishing people. When Japan industrialized, the need for raw materials skyrocketed. Now Japan must depend on the Middle East for oil and many other countries for iron ore, coal, and other materials. Having no oil resources, Japans economy depends on the stability of the unstable Middle East.
Since Japan is bordered by the Pacific Ocean it experiences the abnormally violent Pacific weather, including a fierce typhoon season from August to October. Aside from that, the climate in Japan is extremely mild, because the warm ocean current causes moderate winter and summer temperatures, and as a result the growing season is very long. Also resulting from Japan’s location (surrounded by water) is the fishing industry. Being an island nation with limited farmland, the fishing industry is one of Japan’s largest industries. Because of this, fish is the main source of protein in the Japanese diet. The lack of farmland does not cause food shortages, though, because farmers take advantage of the climate and often harvest two crops per year, and agricultural engineers are using technology to constantly increase farm productivity, even developing several types of high-yield rice.
The country of Japan consists of nine regions; Hokkaido, Tohoku, Chubu, Kanto, Chugoku, Kansai (a.k.a. Kingi), Shikoku, Kyushu, and Okinawa. Tokyo, the capitol of Japan, is in the Kanto region. The Kanto Plain, one of the largest flat areas in Japan, lies in the Kanto region, which is why it is the most densely populated region in Japan and why the capitol is located there. The northernmost region, Hokkaido, is less populated than the other regions, and has a colder climate. Being less developed than the other regions, Hokkaido attracts many tourists and nature lovers. The Tohoku region, once known for its harsh climate, is now a popular place to go skiing and there are many hot springs. The Chubu region is a very mountainous region, home to Mount Fuji and Nagano, Japan’s winter sports capitol. There are also many natural hot springs in the Chubu region. The Kansai region is home to Japan’s ancient capitol, Kyoto. The Chugoku region is home to Hiroshima, the first city ever to be attacked with an atomic bomb. The Shikoku region is a rural backwater island, but it is mountainous and a good location for hiking. The Kyushu region is the southernmost of Japan’s four main islands, and it has a warmer and more tropical climate than the other islands. Kyushu is home to Nagasaki, the second city to be hit by an atomic bomb. The Okinawa region is an island chain consisting of 57 islands, of which 41 are inhabited. Okinawa has a subtropical climate, and is a popular tourist destination for Japanese people, but not for foreigners.
Much of Japan’s culture has spread throughout the world, for example many forms of Japanese architecture have become popular in America and Europe, and sushi has become a common food in many western countries including America. Japanese animation, called anime, has many fans in every country. The first novel in the world was written in Japan, and became a masterpiece of world literature.
The first settlers of Japan were fishers, hunters, and gatherers who crossed land bridges from Korea in the west and Siberia in the north. From the very beginning Japan’s society was into groups of families called clans. The families were grouped into clans by common ancestors. Early on the belief was established that families inherited their position in society, so each family had a different job within its clan, be it farming, fighting, etc., and that family kept its position for many generations.
The first form of actual government appeared when several clans united and settled the Yamato district, beginning in about A.D. 400. They formed a government and united most of Japan. The leaders of the union, the Tenno clan, claimed to be descended from gods. Eventually, the Tenno became the only ruling dynasty in the history of Japan, and the current emperor is descended from the Tenno clan (though now the emperor and his family have no power, much like the English royal family).
Much of Japanese culture is borrowed from the Chinese. Starting in the 500s, Korean missionaries introduce Buddhism and Chinese culture to Japan. The Japanese quickly adopted Chinese script as their first written language, and sent nobles to China to further study the culture. Japan absorbed almost every aspect of Chinese culture. After the initial excitement about Chinese culture wore off, the Japanese changed to a system of selective borrowing. They adopted the ideas and/or cultural aspects that they liked, such as Buddhism, and rejected those which they did not like, such as the “Mandate of Heaven”. They did, however, adopt the Chinese court system.
The Japanese developed a writing system of their own, because Chinese was not really compatible with spoken Japanese. The characters that make up the Japanese written language are called kana. There are three types of kana; kanji, katakana, and hiragana. Kanji are ideographs, while katakana and hiragana are phonetic alphabets.
Though the emperor was never overthrown, families competed for power at the Heian court (present day Kyoto, it used to be the capitol) during the 800s. Powerful families controlled the land and divided it into private estates, on which peasants worked courtesy of local strongmen. One family, the Fujiwara, acquired more land than others and gained a majority of the power. The Fujiwara family ruled Japan for 200 years, and the emperor remained a figurehead with no real power.
The authority of the Heian court was challenged during the 1100s when strong warrior families, with samurais, fought for control of the land. A new system of government, feudalism, emerged. Feudalism is a form government in which a power is shared between a central government and local landlords. The emperor has the highest rank but had no power other than being used as a figurehead by the real government.
The lowest ranking people in the feudal class were merchants. Serfs were slightly more important; they were bound to the land and their landlord and functioned like slaves. They worked for the landlord and gave him parts of harvests, etc. and in return the landlords offered the serfs protection. The samurai were the extremely loyal warriors that were hired by landlords. Samurais followed a code of conduct called Bushido (way of the warrior) that focused on bravery, loyalty, and honor. They were expected to endure extreme physical hardship without complaint and to not fear death. If they failed in a big way they were expected to kill themselves in ceremonial suicide, or seppuku, by performing hara-kiri (belly slitting).
The lowest ruling class consisted of the daimyo, literally meaning “great names”. The daimyo were local rulers and they also owned the land they ruled. They employed samurai for protection and as enforcers. The daimyo also “owned” the serfs who lived and worked on their land. The daimyo held most of the real power in feudal Japan. As the emperor remained a figurehead, the shogun (general) took control of the government and established a military government.
After being defeated in World War II, Japan recovered and modernized at an amazing rate. Now Japan has one of the most advanced technology industries, a 99.99% literacy rate, and some of the best colleges in the world. Of course, they have not totally modernized. There is little diversity in Japan. Minorities are nearly nonexistent and it is almost impossible for a foreigner to gain Japanese citizenship. Women are discriminated against in the workplace because the traditional views of society still exist. Japans culture is constantly changing as the country continues to modernize.

Copyright 2004 Jay Speidell a.k.a. Quackzilla, all rights reserved.

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Wow - 670+ posts in about 4 hours. You better watch out Cheapy, it looks like everyone wants your stuff. You will sorting through posts until you leave.
 
I would love to live in Japan for a while, you are a lucky man Cheapy. It sucks that you cannot take your stuff with you, I know that I wouldn't want to part with any of my game stuff.
 
Good luck in Japan Cheapy, can't wait to see all the new features that will be added to this already great site.

Is there any way to get a CAG shirt other than winning it in this contest? I wouldn't mind represting at school.
 
Here's for hoping to win. ;)
I personally think it'd be awesome if you could get a picture or some videos of you playing in those HUGE Virtual On Force machines. The big sphere ones that move around as you play. I'm a big VO fanboy, so i think that'd make my day. =P
 
Dude, while you're on the subway, act all obnoxious like Tom Greene and film it too. AHAHHA and put it up on the site. That'd b awesome. GL man

lemme just say this site has probably saved me at least $500+ WOO WOO
Keep up the good work!

And holler at all the hot chicks there hahaha
 
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