Two men are out walking their dogs when they spot a bar up the street.
The first man says, "Hey let's stop in there and have a few beers."
The second man replies, "But they'll never let us in with our dogs."
The first man smiles and says, "Just follow my lead."
The first man then walks up to the bar and the bouncer stops him and says in a stern voice, "Hey you can't come in here with that dog!"
"But this is my seeing eye dog. That's discrimination." replies the man.
"Seeing eye dog? But that's a poodle!"
"No, that's a common misconception. Poodles actually make excellent seeing eye dogs. They're one of the best breeds for it."
The bouncer begrudgingly lets him in. The second man then comes walking up. Again the bouncer stops him and says, "Sorry, you can't come in here with that dog."
The man then says, "No, no, this is my seeing eye dog. You have to let me in."
"Listen," says the bouncer, "there's no way that's a seeing eye dog. It's a chihuahua for pete's sake."
The man yells, "That son of a bitch sold me a chihuahua?!?!"