Corrupt a wish message board game

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This should be a fun little game to play. Someone posts a wish, it can be anything, and then the next poster says, "Granted, but..." and corrupts it somehow.

For example, if I said, "Ii wish for a xbox 360."

The next poster would say something like, "Granted, but it wont even turn on because it keeps getting the 3 red lights of death." they would then go on to post their own wish.


Ok here is my wish...I wish that Lindsay Lohan (before she got super skinny) was my woman. :bouncy:
 
Granted, and she loves you completely and shes a sex kitten. but she has a raging case of vaginosis that looks like someone dumped warm Cottage Cheese on her vagina and inner thighs and she wants you to eat her out... will you comply?
 
Granted, but your laugh is so deep the vibrations break the Earth out of it's orbit sending us hurtling off into deep space where we all die a cold slow death.

My wish is to be able to teleport.
 
Granted but you have a range of only 8000 miles and earth is way out of orbit heading towards a cold icey death..

I wish for more wishes
 
granted, but your powers only allow you to teleport to movie theaters where steven segal movies are playing.

I wish I could have a cold delicious beer whenever I wanted and being drunk at work was acceptable.
 
[quote name='javeryh']granted, but your powers only allow you to teleport to movie theaters where steven segal movies are playing.

I wish I could have a cold delicious beer whenever I wanted and being drunk at work was acceptable.[/quote]

Granted but you will have take a 20K pay cut and you're forced to work wearing only tighty whiteys that say 'Naked Lawyer'.

I wish I had some sushi right now. (Man, that's a set-up right there)
 
[quote name='Snake2715']Granted but you have a range of only 8000 miles and earth is way out of orbit heading towards a cold icey death..

I wish for more wishes[/QUOTE]

Very nice. I'll corrupt yours since we had a double up, and the next CAG can continue with jaykrues.

Granted, but the more wishes = a renewal of the god awful NBC show Three Wishes
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I wish I had some sushi right now. (Man, that's a set-up right there)[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it's from the grocery store.

I wish you could get syphillis for being a fanboy.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Granted, but it's from the grocery store.

I wish you could get syphillis for being a fanboy.[/quote]

Granted, but you get it as well for loving him brokeback style.

I wish I was delicious.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Granted, but you get it as well for loving him brokeback style.

I wish I was delicious.[/QUOTE]

Granted but you must eat someone elses Fecal matter each time you want to be.

I wish I had telekinesis
 
[quote name='Snake2715']Granted but you must eat someone elses Fecal matter each time you want to be.

I wish I had telekinesis[/quote]

Granted, but the only thing you can move is tapioca pudding.

I wish the PS3 isn't as bad as I think it is.
 
@Snake (damn you jaykrue)

Granted, but it only applies to cocks. Mancocks. Only applies to mancockpenises. You get to move them to your heart's content.

@jaykrue

Granted, but it no longer has Metal Gear Solid 4 as we know it. Instead they cel shade it and turn it into a card game. Also you play as Raiden. Even when you aren't playing as Raiden, you are playing as Raiden. And all he keeps fucking saying is SHAKE THAT CONTROLLER FOR ME, BABY.

I wish the sequels to Loom had been made, as the game was criminally deserving of them.
 
[quote name='Strell']@Snake (damn you jaykrue)

Granted, but it only applies to cocks. Mancocks. Only applies to mancockpenises. You get to move them to your heart's content.

I wish the sequels to Loom had been made, as the game was criminally deserving of them.[/quote]
Granted, but the exects make a deal with 'big underware' and label it Fruit of the Loom. The pre order bonus is free undies!

I wish that I was better at coming up with wishes... :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but the exects make a deal with 'big underware' and label it Fruit of the Loom. The pre order bonus is free undies!

I wish that I was better at coming up with wishes... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Granted, but when you finally come up with those wishes a naked hobo beats you to death.

I wish my Nintendog was real.
 
Granted, but that still doesn't mean the little fucker is going to catch the frisbee in the last final seconds and score you ten points to help you win the goddamn championship.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid in Texas.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but the exects make a deal with 'big underware' and label it Fruit of the Loom. The pre order bonus is free undies!

I wish that I was better at coming up with wishes... :lol:[/quote]

Granted, but immediately after this thread is closed because someone Tubgirls it.

I wish I was drinking a beer right now.
 
[quote name='camoor']Granted, but immediately after this thread is closed because someone Tubgirls it.

I wish I was drinking a beer right now.[/quote]

Granted, but instead of hops, its brewed with hair pulled from DLF's bathroom drains. :hot:

I wish my poop didn't smell.
 
[quote name='Strell']Granted, but that still doesn't mean the little fucker is going to catch the frisbee in the last final seconds and score you ten points to help you win the goddamn championship.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid in Texas.[/QUOTE]

Granted: now its 20 below zero

I wish Cheapy and I had the number one rated radio talk show in the country
 
[quote name='Wombat']Granted: now its 20 below zero

I wish Cheapy and I had the number one rated radio talk show in the country[/QUOTE]

Granted but then jared (Subway) sues you both due to causing him to gain all his weight back due to the huge collection of games he amassed.

I wish I would have thought of CAG....
 
[quote name='Snake2715']Granted but then jared (Subway) sues you both due to causing him to gain all his weight back due to the huge collection of games he amassed.

I wish I would have thought of CAG....[/quote]

Granted, but you founded Cheap Ass Grannies. An escort service offering senior booty. :booty:

I wish I didn't have to work on Fridays.
 
[quote name='Snake2715']
I wish I would have thought of CAG....[/QUOTE]

Granted, but without the charisma of Cheapy D, the site only attracts MySpace emos, trolls, and GameFAQs dropouts.

I wish I had a complete collection of pinky street dolls. (Damn girly wish, but ah well...)
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']Granted, but without the charisma of Cheapy D, the site only attracts MySpace emos, trolls, and GameFAQs dropouts.

I wish I had a complete collection of pinky street dolls. (Damn girly wish, but ah well...)[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have to....

Oh god I just can't say it. :(

Edit:

Ok, I thought up a somewhat tamer idea that involves my first idea.

Granted, but all the dolls have to be outfitted with realistic testicles.

I wish I could fly.
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']Granted, but without the charisma of Cheapy D, the site only attracts MySpace emos, trolls, and GameFAQs dropouts.

I wish I had a complete collection of pinky street dolls. (Damn girly wish, but ah well...)[/quote]

Granted..but since I have no fuck -ing Idea what a pinky street doll is, I got you Star Wars Figures...Jar Jar Binks Only.

I wish for World Peace.
 
[quote name='Number83']Granted..but since I have no fuck -ing Idea what a pinky street doll is, I got you Star Wars Figures...Jar Jar Binks Only.

I wish for World Peace.[/quote]

Granted, but the only way to do that is through mass genocide. Humanity - 7billion.

I wish people would stop skipping my wishes. :cry:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but the only way to do that is through mass genocide. Humanity - 7billion.

I wish people would stop skipping my wishes. :cry:[/quote]

Granted...But as a side effect, you get "Glitter, Bitch"-ed for every wish you make.

I wish Lightsabers were real.
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted....But you'll get fucked instead.

I wish i was dead. (no buts when I'm dead, haha)[/quote]


Granted, but your body is donated to a blood thirsty horde of necrophiliacs and the ensuing carnage is videotaped for you to watch after the Hatian shawman resurrects you. :lol:

I wish I had better things to do than whore myself out in this thread.
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted....But you'll get fucked instead.

I wish i was dead. (no buts when I'm dead, haha)[/quote]

Granted, but you die at 11 and become Subbies F*ckpuppet.

I wish I had Jesus in my life.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Granted, but you die at 11 and become Subbies F*ckpuppet.

I wish I had Jesus in my life.[/QUOTE]
Granted, Your new hot spicy latin cabana boy named Jesus starts work immediately.

I wish Oprah lost all her money at the tracks.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Granted, but you die at 11 and become Subbies F*ckpuppet.

I wish I had Jesus in my life.[/QUOTE]

Granted. Jesus comes into your life and messes up your job/school and turn all the world booze into water.

I wish had 2 million dollars!
 
Granted, but the cost of all helmets increases to 2 million and one dollars.

I wish I get a job in the next week.
 
[quote name='Strell']Granted, but the cost of all helmets increases to 2 million and one dollars.

I wish I get a job in the next week.[/quote]

Granted, but you're renamed to Jesus and now work as Mooky's cabana boi. :lol:


I wish that wasn't so easy.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but you're renamed to Jesus and now work as Mooky's cabana boi. :lol:


I wish that wasn't so easy.[/quote]

Granted, but woe upon you... you've lost yet another source of comedic gold.

I wish this was the last post in this thread.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Granted, but woe upon you... you've lost yet another source of comedic gold.

I wish this was the last post in this thread.[/quote]

Granted, but then some fuckin noob noobs the thread up.

I wish godzilla attacked tokyo.............. tomorrow.
 
[quote name='gundamxzero']Granted, but then some fuckin noob noobs the thread up.

I wish godzilla attacked tokyo.............. tomorrow.[/QUOTE]


Granted, but then . . . something, something, something, . . . I fucked your mom last night.

I wish I was a little bit taller.
 
[quote name='munch']Granted, but then . . . something, something, something, . . . I fucked your mom last night.

I wish I was a little bit taller.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you will not be a baller.

I wish Skee-Lo came to work with me as Juka's cabana boi.
 
[quote name='Strell']Granted, but you will not be a baller.

I wish Skee-Lo came to work with me as Juka's cabana boi.[/QUOTE]

Granted. But, you must work naked.

I wish there were some ultimate truths in life.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Granted. But, you must work naked.

I wish there were some ultimate truths in life.[/quote]

Granted, but the most ultimate truth is that you will die a virgin because your WoW hat will haunt you forever. :lol:

I wish Democrats and Republicans would eat eachother.
 
Granted, but you wont be the front man and will be next in line after the body guard to get groupy pussy.

I wish I didnt' have to go to work right now.
 
[quote name='DT778']Granted, but you wont be the front man and will be next in line after the body guard to get groupy pussy.

I wish I didnt' have to go to work right now.[/quote]

Granted, but you have an appointment with a proctologist and a urologist; at the same time. :hot:

I wish for you to not grant this wish.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Granted, but you have an appointment with a proctologist and a urologist; at the same time. :hot:

I wish for you to not grant this wish.[/QUOTE]
Granted

I wish i had a gundam
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']Granted

I wish i had a gundam[/quote]

Granted. You have a gundam... standing on your head. :lol:

I wish I had a buster bar. :drool:
 
[quote name='slvrdrgn123']Granted....But it's a roll instead of a bar.

I wish I had an electric car.[/QUOTE]

Granted. But, you must drive it with hot naked models.

I wish I was really good at the guitar.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Granted. But, you must drive it with hot naked models.

I wish I was really good at the guitar.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but your band, The Viking Lordz, never takes off.

I wish i was loved by all.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Granted. But, you must drive it with hot naked models.

I wish I was really good at the guitar.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you have to wear a fucking Orc helmet while playing "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden.

I wish someone would go to the Post Office for me.
 
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