Damn. My wife just busted me watching PORN on the computer... AGAIN!

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Man, you just can't catch a break lately huh.

And what the hell are you doing watching porn at 10:30 in the morning. Eat some breakfast for christ's sake!
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Man, you just can't catch a break lately huh.

And what the hell are you doing watching porn at 10:30 in the morning. Eat some breakfast for christ's sake![/quote]

It was actually from about 2:30 last night when I finished working - I ... um... well, you know.... anyway I was so tired that I forgot to close the window on the computer before going to bed and she just checked her email at home this morning and called the office to make fun of me. There's a lesson in this somewhere...
 
I don't think my wife would be making fun of me for doing that. Instead, I would be sleeping on the couch for the next several months and probably would never hear the end of it. Ever.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']I don't think my wife would be making fun of me for doing that. Instead, I would be sleeping on the couch for the next several months and probably would never hear the end of it. Ever.[/quote]

Why would you be sleeping on the couch? Does your wife wear the pants in the family?
 
[quote name='PsyClerk']"Last night.........Lois....Lois was THE MAN!"[/quote]

hahahaha.

Yeah my wife would probably just make fun of me too....
 
Eh, my BF has caught me a couple time, but we're pretty open about that stuff. I can't believe someone would get that uptight about something (referring to Grave_addiction).
 
Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.
 
My Girlfriend told me she wanted me to stop getting Maxim and Stuff Magazine.....

I grew up in Florida, I think girls are just more outgoing with that kinda thing there...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]

Its crazy... My girlfriend once found a Playboy of mine with Jenny McCarthy in it, and she flipped the fuck out. I cant even glance at a girl without her accusing me of checking her out. Its goddamn ridiculous.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]

I don't know why you're suprised about this. Not everyone thinks like you and there is a large contingent of jealous women (and men!) in this world that would not want their significant other watching porn. There are a lot of people that think it constitutes cheating. I disagree with that position, but it's not uncommon to think like that. To answer your question, no, alot people probably haven't heard of healthy sexual expression or simply believe that watching porn doesn't constitute that.

My disclaimer here is that I do not condone or agree with people having a conniption fit over porn, but you shouldn't be at all suprised that people have that attitude.

EDIT: For the record, my wife wouldn't quite get as upset as these guys are talking about, but she would likely be a bit irked by me watching porn. I don't know that she's ever had the experience of watching a real porn movie and probably thinks she wouldn't enjoy it.
 
Shit, My Girlfriend will talk about Taye Diggs all night, but dare I say someone is hot....lol

Oh well, its a small price to pay....for everything else.

She's just a little Insecure, I guess.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]

Its crazy... My girlfriend once found a Playboy of mine with Jenny McCarthy in it, and she flipped the shaq-fu out. I cant even glance at a girl without her accusing me of checking her out. Its goddamn ridiculous.[/quote]
Someone needs a self confidence booster. Just annoy her to death with compliments and she shouldn't bother you about looking at other girls in a casual manner. But I don't get girls like that it's absurd to get furious over porn. It's just PORN, it's not like you're cheating on her... much better. Better to get sexual frustrations out with a mag or a video than to go looking for it somewhere else.
 
See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.
 
[quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

CHEAPY you fool, she gonna know now. Doesnt she visit the boards?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]

Its crazy... My girlfriend once found a Playboy of mine with Jenny McCarthy in it, and she flipped the shaq-fu out. I cant even glance at a girl without her accusing me of checking her out. Its goddamn ridiculous.[/quote]
Someone needs a self confidence booster. Just annoy her to death with compliments and she shouldn't bother you about looking at other girls in a casual manner. But I don't get girls like that it's absurd to get furious over porn. It's just PORN, it's not like you're cheating on her... much better. Better to get sexual frustrations out with a mag or a video than to go looking for it somewhere else.[/quote]

I already give her compliments all the time, she never believes me anyways. And she considers me looking at another girl as cheating, but other than her being crazy about that shes pretty cool and i can't complain about much else.
 
[quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

:rofl:
"Honey, I was just watching some of your shrimp videos.

They're not what I expected."
 
[quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

Hah hah. Or just Xbox videos or Gamecube clips. I've never ever done that, though. :^o
 
[quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

So THAT's where you keep the tentacle porn...

:shock:
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']My Girlfriend told me she wanted me to stop getting Maxim and Stuff Magazine.....

I grew up in Florida, I think girls are just more outgoing with that kinda thing there...[/quote]

My wife signed me up for those magazines as well as FHM. She signs me up for them everytime she sees free subscriptions. I think my Maxim subscription currently runs at least through 2008. She wasn't always so encouraging though. I subscribed to Maxim before we met and when she would see them at my place I could tell she didn't care for them. Guess now she realizes that things could be a whole lot worse!
 
Grab all your porn, put them all together with a video editing program and put some anime at the beginning and name it the anime.

If she clicks it, she only sees the first 20mins of it....the rest of it is whatever you like...

Like hot oiled sweaty women with pregnancy stretchmarks and facial scars having sex with an beached electric eel on the beach. You know, if you're into that sorta thing.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='onetrackmind'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Damn, my Girlfriend found some on my machine once and flipped out... She almost broke up with me for it...and we were dating for like 2 1/2 years.[/quote]

dude, that is exactly how my girlfriend acts... it's crazy.[/quote]
Where the shaq-fu do you find these girls? Haven't they ever heard of healthy sexual expression? Someone needs to sit down and have a talk with them. Seriously. It's completely ignorant.[/quote]

Well, my wife kind of thinks that if I look at porn it's because I am looking for something besides her, or I find something wrong with her. Otherwise I'd just look at her right?

Anyway, she would probably be a bit upset but not make me sleep on the couch or anything.
 
[quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

Mmm, I could go for some shrimp cocktails tonight... :twisted:
 
dude..think of it as a breakthrough rather than a embarrassment..cuz now she knows you look at porn..therefore, you are now open to look at it at your own leisure whenever you want..dude my g/f flipped out when she saw that i was watching porn, hell she even started throwing out my "collection" without me knowing about it when we first started dating..the way i see it is, you're not cheating..i mean visually yes..but physically, no..and sometimes its good to get away from the same ol sandwhich right? sometimes i want roast beef instead of the same ol tuna fish..get me? but this way you're not actually cheating..yeah she flipped out, but this is also the same chick who doesn't mind taking me to strip clubs too..who knows maybe she just wants to do it together..weird..anyways..watch the porn..its healthy for you, when you start to go blind is when you need to worry..did i mention i wear glasses?
 
[quote name='Neko Hime'][quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

Mmm, I could go for some shrimp cocktails tonight... :twisted:[/quote]

The secret's out Cheapy.
 
I love the fact that my girlfriend was a lesbian when I met her. She looks at more porn than I do and sometimes we try to out-do each other with "Who Can Find The Best Porn?"
 
[quote name='SteveMcQ'][quote name='Neko Hime'][quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

Mmm, I could go for some shrimp cocktails tonight... :twisted:[/quote]

The secret's out Cheapy.[/quote]
guess you'll be changing that title to pawned now. Hehe
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu'][quote name='SteveMcQ'][quote name='Neko Hime'][quote name='CheapyD']See, you need to be more tricky about it.
On my PC, I named my porn folder "Prawn", that way, Mrs. Cheapy thinks its just movies about shrimps.[/quote]

Mmm, I could go for some shrimp cocktails tonight... :twisted:[/quote]

The secret's out Cheapy.[/quote]
guess you'll be changing that title to pawned now. Hehe[/quote]

Damnit all to hell! That was MY joke! I was typing it and previewed it and you already had it.

RRGGHH!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Seriously, though...what's she supposed to think? You spend all day and night at work, and when you are home, you're jerking it to pr0n?[/quote]

True. But at 2:30 in the morning it's tough to talk her into anything....
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Grab all your porn, put them all together with a video editing program and put some anime at the beginning and name it the anime.

If she clicks it, she only sees the first 20mins of it....the rest of it is whatever you like...

Like hot oiled sweaty women with pregnancy stretchmarks and facial scars having sex with an beached electric eel on the beach. You know, if you're into that sorta thing.[/quote]

That sounds HOT! Where did you find it?

Sigged.
 
[quote name='javeryh'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Seriously, though...what's she supposed to think? You spend all day and night at work, and when you are home, you're jerking it to pr0n?[/quote]

True. But at 2:30 in the morning it's tough to talk her into anything....[/quote]

Don't pull your dick out until she asks - or until she's sleeping! B0NG!
 
[quote name='fanskad'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Grab all your porn, put them all together with a video editing program and put some anime at the beginning and name it the anime.

If she clicks it, she only sees the first 20mins of it....the rest of it is whatever you like...

Like hot oiled sweaty women with pregnancy stretchmarks and facial scars having sex with an beached electric eel on the beach. You know, if you're into that sorta thing.[/quote]

That sounds HOT! Where did you find it?

Sigged.[/quote]

Of course that was a joke....Only read porn....

Heres a hot excerpt: " can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds."
 
[quote name='evilmax17']There's too many excuses and too few hot karls in this thread.[/quote]

Shit I've been a Frat Rodeo or two in my time...

I anyone wants to know how to impress your girl with a steaming hot chili dog, ask in this thread...
 
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