Dead guy gets a lady pregnant

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The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000
bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside
of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.


According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being
alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after
several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her
doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated
trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.


In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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:lol:

Edit: Yes it is fake.....get over it
 
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So she raped a dead dude and wants his family to pay child support that is not going to happen. She needs to be put in therapy instead of jail.
 
No way...:lol:

[quote name='cdeener']So she raped a dead dude and wants his family to pay child support...[/QUOTE]

No way...:lol::lol:

[quote name='slickkill77']Her name is Marmaduke....that is all[/QUOTE]


 
OP news source site appears to be a "The Onion" type of website (fake/spoof news site).

For example:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=518

"After losing to the New York Jets last night, unnamed members of the Minnesota Vikings confronted Brett Favre in the shower over allegations that he sent nude pictures of himself to Jennifer Sterger, according to an anonymous source with the Vikings organization. Armed with print outs of the alleged sexting pictures from Deadspin, several of Favre’s teammates held him on the shower floor by his arms and legs while one of the Vikings’ physicians compared the posted pictures with Favre’s lower extremities. “We have an exact match,” the team doctor is quoted as saying. "

Would of been awesome.
 
[quote name='viol8tor']op news source site appears to be a "the onion" type of website (fake/spoof news site).

For example:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=518

"after losing to the new york jets last night, unnamed members of the minnesota vikings confronted brett favre in the shower over allegations that he sent nude pictures of himself to jennifer sterger, according to an anonymous source with the vikings organization. Armed with print outs of the alleged sexting pictures from deadspin, several of favre’s teammates held him on the shower floor by his arms and legs while one of the vikings’ physicians compared the posted pictures with favre’s lower extremities. “we have an exact match,” the team doctor is quoted as saying. "

would of been awesome.[/quote]

lol!
 
Nice job, OP, you fell for a joke news site.

Seriously, did nothing about the notion of a postmortem orgasm and ejaculation set off any "this might be fake" alarm bells for you?
 
[quote name='iKilledChewbacca']WTF !

is there a VERY weird fetish I am not aware of :lol:[/QUOTE]
You've never heard even a passing mention of necrophilia? :whistle2:s

[quote name='slickkill77']Well at least we got a laugh out of it, no?[/QUOTE]
At your gullibility, perhaps.
 
[quote name='iKilledChewbacca']WTF !
is there a VERY weird fetish I am not aware of :lol:[/QUOTE]
That sounds like something only someone who is INTO necrophilia would say.

Necrophilia isn't a fetish, it's a way of life.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']No, because she doesn't exist, because this story is a joke.[/QUOTE]


If that's the case, then why can't he picture her as hot as he wants her to be?

[quote name='Magus8472']Just another deadbeat dad.[/QUOTE]

:applause:
 
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