[quote name='maximumzero']I'm sure there are a lot of great games on iOS, but I don't really enjoy the mindless tap session games that are basically early flash games re-purposed for iPhone use.
The games I would actually like to play rely on touch-screen buttons, and those are universally garbage.[/QUOTE]
There are some that aren't bad, but from your comments your not really interested in the unique experiences the touch screen games can provide so I won't try to persuade you to try them. To each his own in the end. You don't want to experience new gameplay styles that's your choice, but I wouldn't blanket state they are awful if you aren't willing to play them. It just seems like senseless trolling.