Entertainment Industry Haiku Contest

Super Mario Bros
We're sorry, but your
Princess is in another
Castle, you dumbass.

Cooking Mama
Oh Mama you tease!
I know I cook better than
you, you stupid bitch.

Rayman Raving Rabbids
Plungers from the sky
Animals with crazy eyes
Scream with fervor DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Beautiful Bosoms
Oh how they jiggle and sway
Can this be a game?

Little Big Planet
Person made of cloth
Decorates worlds with prizes
Please Heart my level

Dokomodake Boing!
IGN quotes that
it's "Seven kinds of awesome."
Shrooms on the cover.
 
Street fighter IV

Ultimate Rivals
The Ultra Combo Finish
Sagat is broken.

Pong

back and forth it goes
up and down the paddles move
an hour passes

Crisis Core final fantasy VII
Very fun to play
But the ending is so long
always fall asleep
 
Viva Pinata:
Feed them the right food
pair, and feel like a voyeur
watching them dancing

Street Fighter:
Thumbstick or D-Pad
this controller just won't work
arcade sticks so rare

Fable II (spoiler):
Save the world, lose all
can your family come back?
No, only your dog

Guitar Hero:
Harmonix made you
yet you screw them at each turn
just learn to play nice

Left 4 Dead:
Zombies that don't eat
how do they sustain themselves?
who cares, throw pipe bomb

Schizoid:
We must use teamwork
to destroy these strange creatures
maybe I hate you
 
[quote name='daflubby']Viva Pinata

Pinata commune
oh what colorful neighbors
get off my lawn, horse![/QUOTE]

Wow. So brilliant.
Why should I bother to try
There is your winner

PS3
Shiny Monolith
Way Too Expensive For Me
Just Get A Blu-Ray
 
Assault Heroes
Annoying red men
endlessly ululating
please God make them stop

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Not a clever name
just because Alucard is
Dracula backwards

Peggle
Hit the orange pegs
I recommend Master Hu
Owls can use the Force
 
Grand Theft Auto IV
Crash into people
Send them flying off the bridge
It never gets old

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Gorgeous visuals
Treasure hunting adventure
And then... ummm... monsters.

Katamari Damacy
Roll my ball around
Scoop up ants, people, buildings
For my fruity king

Tanks But No Tanks (Atari 2600)
This is a real game.
Nope, I didn't make it up.
Best title ever.
 
Thank you all for the outstanding Haikus !!!! This will be the end of the Video game Haiku contest and the start of the Movie or Game Haiku contest .

The New rules are in the first post . Good Luck .

I will choose the winner of the video game Haiku contest today . There are so many awesome Haikus its going to be hard to choose just one .

Thanks Again !!!
 
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Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
I hate Jar-Jar Binks.
What are midichlorians?
Why George Lucas, why?

The Dark Knight
He wore clown makeup.
"How about a magic trick?"
The pencil is gone.

Ghostbusters
Something you should know.
Something you should remember.
Never cross the streams.
 
Rock Band
Was playing Rock Band
To what I heard was a snap
That was my foot pedal

Banjo Kazooie
A bird on my back
Collecting puzzle pieces
To free my sister

And why not do just one more for fun

Pulp Fiction
A Roy-ale with cheese
Do they speak English in What?
Whos choppa is this?
 
A note: if one of my previous haikus won something, please send the prize to Strell. I owe him a few already. Anyway!

Mario 3 (NES)|
Chase after airships?
No! I would much rather just
Play tag with my bro!
 
Super Mario Bros

Passive aggression!
She's in ANOTHER castle?!
Still, her friend thanked me.

MAPPY-LAND

low self-esteem mouse
works his fingers to the bone
never gets bonus

thought of another Mappy one,

all his friends warned him
but they don't come around now
wish cat would catch her
 
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who won the haiku
contest? It's Monday and we
await your answer

Oh wait...Wednesday is
the last day now. I'm off to
go write more haiku
 
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Snakes on a Plane

I hate these mother
fucking snakes that are on this
mother fucking plane

The Warriors

MTV will fail
In remaking the movie
Truely "fuck my life."

WWF Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game

BAM BAM BIGELO
VERSUS BRET "THE HITMAN" HART
PIN HIM! PIN HIM! HUOAH!

Road Rash

Oh how I miss you
Beating the shit out of bikes
We need a new game
 
Mario Party Series:

Mini-game galore
What the hell my stars are gone?!
Time to cut some one


Batman & Robin

Too much neon now
Mister Freeze killed the franchise
Time for a reboot
 
Jaws
Beautiful woman
Skinny-dips in the moonlight
Not her best idea

Ben Hur
Chariot races
A young star, Charlton Heston
In pre-gun-nut days

Big
Tom Hanks is a kid
All grown up after a wish
Also, he gets laid

The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people."
Turns out Bruce is a ghost, too.
Oops.... spoiler alert.

Showgirls
Time to change image
I'm done with "Saved By The Bell".
How's that career now?

Spiderman 2
Peter loves MJ
Crimefighting messes things up
A Doc Ock cock-block


Sorry, my mind seems to be in the gutter a bit today. :oops:
 
Angels and Demons
Suspense, Mystery
Cardinals are being killed
The Church is at war

Wolverine
Shiny Bloody Claws
His Super Badass Sideburns
Adamantium

Star Trek
Starship enterprise
Spock Out with you fuck out
Shatner is best Kirk
 
Here's two from my daughter about one of her recent favorites, Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Paul Blart, the mall cop
Trapped inside a mega mall
Being chased by thugs

Code names like Rudolph
Chewin' up my bubblegum
Hypoglycemic


Also, a couple from my son about the Star Wars movies, his all-time favorites.

Luke and Obi-Wan
Han Solo vs. Greedo
In the Cantina

Ewoks on Endor
Anakin to Darth Vader
I am your father

Finally, one from a friend at work. She says this is her favorite movie.

Gone With The Wind
Wrapped in a velvet drape
She professed her love for him
Butler rides again
 
Making these is harder that I thought. I can't force myself to play through these, so why not use them to enter a contest!

Sonic Unleashed

Werewolf Sonic, why?
What's with all the dialogue
Just let me run fast

Far Cry 2

Africa, no way
The first was so much better
Game guns should not rust

and one about the super addictive:

Puzzle Quest

So damn addictive
Can't manage to pull away
I must match more gems
 
Bioshock
Under water world
Inject Plasmids for fun
Genetic steroids

LOST
John Locke is bad ass
Can talk to the smoke monster
It is destiny
 
Playstation Home

Log in for Free Stuff
you want me to pay for that?
Sony is Crazy

CAG

Gamestop coupons now!
What is the trade in value?
Clearance threads rule all

Populous

Two up, one down, repeat
Fear my massive volcano
My Knight will crush you
 
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Lord of the Rings

Sam and Frodo trek
stop groping each other now
Get a room you two

Cloverfield

A rampaging Monster
does this even have a plot
Wasted ten dollars
 
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The haikus are awesome CAG's .

I have to chime in with some of my own from my favorite movie.

The Dark Crystal

Written prophecy
The two shall become as one
Light the dark crystal

The journey begins
Traveling urRu set forth
Skeksis share their fate

The last Gelfling Jen
Hero chosen long ago
Find the crystal shard

Fear evil Garthim
Podlings harvested essence
Immortality

Kira gives her life
The flying shard reaches Jen
Healed is the crystal
 
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