[quote name='Maklershed']What the hell? :lol:[/QUOTE]
"In the days of yore, the ancient sentinels of the CAG empire first descended upon the OTT. It was the year of the twin penguin gods, Poniros and Wubbiros, when an up and coming member of the council, CAG, first made the trek into OTT territory....
*dramatic fade out into flashback*
*sweep of epic mountainside village complete with blizzard* "