Bah. I wanted to play the game fairly and went with tails. Probably for the best, anyway, as I've eaten more Papa John's than anyone should have in their lifetime already.
I just can't resist that garlic sauce, dude. It's amazing. Well, the taste, at least. The aftertaste, not so much.
My last pizza was pretty badly burnt, too, so maybe they're trying to tell me to stop eating it.