Freestyle Rhymes & Raps, Yo.

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[quote name='Xevious']Sevdustflyer claims he owns the throne
what he doesnt realize that he's from the Twilight Zone.
Uzumaki Star...I didn't know that youre a chick
Why doncha light my candle by lighting my wick
This whole rap thread is way over your heads
I rather grab a beer and listen to Motorhead![/QUOTE]

Yo xevious, you may have been the previous Owner
But I come back quick with my big ass boner
You might as well just call me Mr Al CapOWNer.
Yo and sevdustflyer, im gettin tired of hearin from you
All you do is dance around in your little too-too.
Im exhausted right now but ill be back later
you might as well wait in a crator on the moon
where all you do is spoon other goons in the lagoon
Yo my rhymes are as natural as a typhoon.
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']Man theres only two things that I know
The first one is that TSD's momma is a ho
Shes sleeping with the manager's of local retail stores
he gets those ads early from his mom the town whore
The other thing that I know for a fact is true
Is that it aint easy being the king when everyone's takin shots at you
But the fact remains that I'm the ruler and y'all just peons
rhyming like you do...yall prolly listen to britney while driving your neons[/QUOTE]

Your talks of peons reminds of your moms favorite act.
She likes golden showers and then scat on her back.
I do what I do and that's supply what she need.
So I smacked the whore stupid and in her mouth I peed.
She couldn't get enough, so when my pee ran out.
"PLEASE SIR SHIT ALL OVER ME!," is what she shout.
Much to my disgust, I replied with asscheeks open.
She rubbed it all over herself, like it was lotion.
Then she went home and baked you some chocolate cookies.
But they were sugar, not chocolate and you just ate my dookie.
 
[quote name='Technique']I made this thread for some laughs. And no, I won't kill my self.[/QUOTE]

It's not working. And, please.
 
[quote name='Technique']Yo xevious, you may have been the previous Owner
But I come back quick with my big ass boner
You might as well just call me Mr Al CapOWNer.
Yo and sevdustflyer, im gettin tired of hearin from you
All you do is dance around in your little too-too.
Im exhausted right now but ill be back later
you might as well wait in a crator on the moon
where all you do is spoon other goons in the lagoon
Yo my rhymes are as natural as a typhoon.[/QUOTE]

You are technique, but you are meh...weak.
I'm your owner, you're my dog and I never said...speak.
Your rhymes are exhausted...you're dead, you're holocausted.
Wait a second, I just lost it...now I wash my hands of you...in the faucet.
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']Your talks of peons reminds of your moms favorite act.
She likes golden showers and then scat on her back.
I do what I do and that's supply what she need.
So I smacked the whore stupid and in her mouth I peed.
She couldn't get enough, so when my pee ran out.
"PLEASE SIR SHIT ALL OVER ME!," is what she shout.
Much to my disgust, I replied with asscheeks open.
She rubbed it all over herself, like it was lotion.
Then she went home and baked you some chocolate cookies.
But they were sugar, not chocolate and you just ate my dookie.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey look it's TSD, and what's that loaded on his PSP?
A clip of me and his mom, filename: STD.
He doesn't know, and it's really quite sad,
that he posts on the same message board as his dad.
So how'd that happen? Well the plot will unravel,
to show that I somehow managed to time travel!
I broke the laws of physics, space and time,
and now you know the real truth son-o'-mine.
It's a lot to take in, a lot of info just dropped.
But I'll make it easy, you can just call me "Pop".
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Oh hey look it's TSD, and what's that loaded on his PSP?
A clip of me and his mom, filename: STD.
He doesn't know, and it's really quite sad,
that he posts on the same message board as his dad.
So how'd that happen? Well the plot will unravel,
to show that I somehow managed to time travel!
I broke the laws of physics, space and time,
and now you know the real truth son-o'-mine.
It's a lot to take in, a lot of info just dropped.
But I'll make it easy, you can just call me "Pop".[/QUOTE]

:lol: :applause: thanks, pop

did you read the first one i wrote in which i revealed to CAG that I'm sevdust's dad? :lol: i guess that makes you his grandfather ;)
 
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Yo, yo., you got served dawg!
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']In some of the freestyle battle's i've done here's a hint: never use "scientifically,mentally,basicallly,methodically". Trying to make it sound "intellectual" while freein` doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

so pretty much any word with -lly at the end.
 
[quote name='2poor']so pretty much any word with -lly at the end.[/QUOTE]

mentally isnt bad at all...in songs taht guys rap for the girls, they say something like "will you be there to support me mentally" or something like that...scientifically though? blech!
 
Shh be quiet what's that sound?
Oh it's VGM's mom she escaped from the dog pound
Oh no what is he doing with that peanut butter
smearing it on his dick he better wear a rubber!
his mom is really going at it now hes about to erupt
woops now his mom looks like a jizz filled peanut butter cup
He came in this topic and came on his mom
He talks like he knows about rap but is that a lil wayne tat on your arm?
in reality hes a 12 year old white geek who plays guilty gear
now do us all a favor and get up outta here
 
[quote name='Technique']Yo xevious, you may have been the previous Owner
But I come back quick with my big ass boner
You might as well just call me Mr Al CapOWNer.
Yo and sevdustflyer, im gettin tired of hearin from you
All you do is dance around in your little too-too.
Im exhausted right now but ill be back later
you might as well wait in a crator on the moon
where all you do is spoon other goons in the lagoon
Yo my rhymes are as natural as a typhoon.[/QUOTE]

This is fun:bouncy: ; Let me try again:

Yo Techique, ur avatar looks like a retarded Quake;
Youre the vampire and I'm the Stake;
Kittie is gone and my palms are not hairy;
Maybe we should get a REAL porn star like Mary Carey;
I had a can of soup 'cause I am flat out broke;
Maybe I should be like George Bush and pee on some poor folk.
All you bastards are crapping on my man Dropout;
but you aint posted any deals so you aint nothing but a cop-out.
 
Sephiroth, a man respected by nerds,
idolized by goths,
he's...colder than hoth,
and i guess he's some kind of clone.
He's...always going it alone,
which I'd imagine is scary, because when things get hairy,
he might do something crazy...
Watch your back now, Aries.
 
key styles? yo ure skills at flowin hella weak child
my skills on microhpones break keyboards to shambles meanwhile
I see files and folders over and over
navigate thru outerspacial computers while sober
lucky ass, let it pass, found a four leaf clover
in a box of lucky charms with milk instead of soda
oh snap! crackle pop! viruses encoutered
cannot cannot let them in security virtual bouncer
too strong, cant go wrong, level up my word is bond
take em out with swords and magic , e-x-p gets stacked on
only need 20 more points til I reach the next one
learn a new technique that brings the bad guy's life to fractions
so lets take action, bust houses paper chase
trasure dig and kick some asses save the girl to save our face
final boss can eat a dick, my levels gone infinity
looting and polluting fool it's but a pirates life for me
 
[quote name='Xevious']This is fun:bouncy: ; Let me try again:

Yo Techique, ur avatar looks like a retarded Quake;
Youre the vampire and I'm the Stake;
Kittie is gone and my palms are not hairy;
Maybe we should get a REAL porn star like Mary Carey;
I had a can of soup 'cause I am flat out broke;
Maybe I should be like George Bush and pee on some poor folk.
All you bastards are crapping on my man Dropout;
but you aint posted any deals so you aint nothing but a cop-out.[/QUOTE]


good shit :applause: :lol:

some of you are actually really good at this
 
[quote name='Xevious']This is fun:bouncy: ; Let me try again:

Yo Techique, ur avatar looks like a retarded Quake;
Youre the vampire and I'm the Stake;
Kittie is gone and my palms are not hairy;
Maybe we should get a REAL porn star like Mary Carey;
I had a can of soup 'cause I am flat out broke;
Maybe I should be like George Bush and pee on some poor folk.
All you bastards are crapping on my man Dropout;
but you aint posted any deals so you aint nothing but a cop-out.[/QUOTE]


Yo xevious, keep eating the soup
It will make you look more and more like Betty Boop
Yo and sevdustflyer, you are starting to become one of my good friends
Stop by some time and you can ride in my benz
And V-G-M you are just another one of them
That thinks Lil Wayne is the greatest, when really hes the world's number one gayest
 
[quote name='Technique']Yo xevious, keep eating the soup
It will make you look more and more like Betty Boop
[/QUOTE]

How about:
Yo xevious, keep eating the soup
A little more food and out comes the poop!
 
[quote name='Technique']Umm, yeah, tell me one good song by him?[/QUOTE]

i like maybe 3 of his songs, but the rest of what i've heard of his is trash....i can think of more freestyles that i like of his than actual songs....either way, he wouldn't even make my top 50 rap artists list...and to be honest with you, i'm not sure i could even come up with a top 50 rap artists list
 
all i see now is xevious kissin ass
its all over tsd, clear as glass
your lips must be worn, red, and raw
dont deny it because everyone saw
you say youre 100% rock n roll
more like 50% boyband n 50% emo
 
[quote name='2poor']all i see now is xevious kissin ass
its all over tsd, clear as glass
your lips must be worn, red, and raw
dont deny it because everyone saw
you say youre 100% rock n roll
more like 50% boyband n 50% emo[/QUOTE]

2Poor...You remind me of my friend named Lucy
She too, was a shave-neck California Pussy,
You think you own me
but Youre below me
Just take a look at the Map
Cause Northern California is where I am at!
 
Hey hey hey my names the successful dropout
i got a bigger signature than ron jeremy with his cock out
You take your time and kiss xevious' ass just right
But I've seen what you do with his nude pics at night
since its about that time please put away the lube and tissue
If you died tommorow not even your own mom would miss you
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']Hey hey hey my names the successful dropout
i got a bigger signature than ron jeremy with his cock out
You take your time and kiss xevious' ass just right
But I've seen what you do with his nude pics at night
since its about that time please put away the lube and tissue
If you died tommorow not even your own mom would miss you[/QUOTE]

Sevdustflyer secretly wishes all men were gay,
He likes fingering hairy asses and having his way.
Detroit has enough problems with gas fumes and pollution,
To you a crack pipe is the only solution.
Maybe you should get off drugs because it helps your perplexion-
Lay off the cocaine and you might be able to get an erection.
 
Yo i'm Mad to the Max like Mel
You guys trying to rap? Don't worry, I won't tell
Dropout? I saw the page you visited last
You bought Shaq-Fu on eBay for 60 bucks, cash
Sevdust? Don't laugh dog, I know your status
You play Rez with the vibrator apparatus
You two Cheap Ass Gamers livin cheap ass lifestyle
You went to pick up some hoes but i could tell from a mile
You payin the lowest price, but that's what you get
They may be the cheapest, but they chicks with dicks
Professor Booty bitch, check the name
Y'all can't rap, you got cheap ass game

Peace
 
[quote name='LaseK'] You win the thread! XD[/QUOTE]
He wins the thread?
Why? Because he gave you head
You just pissed cuz we ignored your eminem track
Kid go back to being a prick on gamefaq
Or maybe its because your from canada ay
Stop being a pussy and we might let you in one day
I dont care if your mom dropped you on your head
Just get out of this thread
Before you get a pair of chin checks
and stomped by my size 16 Bucky Lasek's

 
[quote name='2poor']all i see now is xevious kissin ass
its all over tsd, clear as glass
your lips must be worn, red, and raw
dont deny it because everyone saw
you say youre 100% rock n roll
more like 50% boyband n 50% emo[/QUOTE]

fuck what you heard, we were never kissin'
your sister begged for DP, so we had to listen
you walked up in her room, traumatized as fuck
mad we sexed your sister, god she loves to suck
if boyband means big dicked and emo means well-hung
then call us Backstreet Confessional and listen to our song
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']Hey hey hey my names the successful dropout
i got a bigger signature than ron jeremy with his cock out
You take your time and kiss xevious' ass just right
But I've seen what you do with his nude pics at night
since its about that time please put away the lube and tissue
If you died tommorow not even your own mom would miss you[/QUOTE]

Don't start on me, I'll hit you hard like a bad fucking habit.
I'll walk and pet that pancake and eat that fucking rabbit.
You look just like Abe, but wanted is what you're not.
I'mma call you freezer, 'cause you can't make anything hot.
Your rhymes are whack. My moms won't miss me if I pass, troll?
Well that's fine, 'cause your moms kissing me in my asshole.
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']Shh be quiet what's that sound?
Oh it's VGM's mom she escaped from the dog pound
Oh no what is he doing with that peanut butter
smearing it on his dick he better wear a rubber!
his mom is really going at it now hes about to erupt
woops now his mom looks like a jizz filled peanut butter cup
He came in this topic and came on his mom
He talks like he knows about rap but is that a lil wayne tat on your arm?
in reality hes a 12 year old white geek who plays guilty gear
now do us all a favor and get up outta here[/QUOTE]

You're garbage.

[quote name='Technique']Umm, yeah, tell me one good song by him?[/QUOTE]

Basically any song off Tha Carter that isn't miss my dogs.
 
oh no, how'd this fall off the front page?
all you motherfuckers must be showing your age
how you gonna let the hottest thread drop?
my lyrics so fly, they higher then raindrops
my rhymes get immediate attention, like an alarm or call
better get 'em while you can, i should be charging y'all
 
This shits too hard
I feel like a retard
rapper im not
big dick i got
for all your mamas and your sister too
they line up for me
while they watch me fuck
 
[quote name='rvdrock']This shits too hard
I feel like a retard
rapper im not
big dick i got
for all your mamas and your sister too
they line up for me
while they watch me fuck[/QUOTE]

Its pretty good for a first try.
 
[quote name='ProfessorBooty']Yo i'm Mad to the Max like Mel
You guys trying to rap? Don't worry, I won't tell
Dropout? I saw the page you visited last
You bought Shaq-Fu on eBay for 60 bucks, cash
Sevdust? Don't laugh dog, I know your status
You play Rez with the vibrator apparatus
You two Cheap Ass Gamers livin cheap ass lifestyle
You went to pick up some hoes but i could tell from a mile
You payin the lowest price, but that's what you get
They may be the cheapest, but they chicks with dicks
Professor Booty bitch, check the name
Y'all can't rap, you got cheap ass game

Peace[/QUOTE]

no one gonna talk some shit back?
 
[quote name='coolcps']no one gonna talk some shit back?[/QUOTE]
Do we need to? I think the insult is self-inflicted.
 
[quote name='ProfessorBooty']Yo i'm Mad to the Max like Mel
You guys trying to rap? Don't worry, I won't tell
Dropout? I saw the page you visited last
You bought Shaq-Fu on eBay for 60 bucks, cash
Sevdust? Don't laugh dog, I know your status
You play Rez with the vibrator apparatus
You two Cheap Ass Gamers livin cheap ass lifestyle
You went to pick up some hoes but i could tell from a mile
You payin the lowest price, but that's what you get
They may be the cheapest, but they chicks with dicks
Professor Booty bitch, check the name
Y'all can't rap, you got cheap ass game

Peace[/QUOTE]

Why waste my time
with this shitty ass rhyme...
 
Cheap ass gamer up in da hood
Wouldn't pay retail even if i could
best buy, circuit city, target i aint going
Your sales now days aint like my rhymes and flowin
Pawn shops Yard sales and goodwill for me
Cause Fo' sure im a poor ass white G
Next generation be raping my money
Sony nintendo or microsoft wont be getting my honey
 
[quote name='thingsfallnapart']Cheap ass gamer up in da hood
Wouldn't pay retail even if i could
best buy, circuit city, target i aint going
Your sales now days aint like my rhymes and flowin
Pawn shops Yard sales and goodwill for me
Cause Fo' sure im a poor ass white G
Next generation be raping my money
Sony nintendo or microsoft wont be getting my honey[/QUOTE]

:lol: :applause:
 
its back from the dead cuz my shits amazin
i spent all my time with games and blazin
tsd runnin his mouth and talkin shit
ill make sure you dead from the first hit
i wouldve been your father son
yo mama couldnt get enough of my massive gun
she said she'd want it shoved up her ass
once i was done she was wiping her blood on the grass
 
I just saw a crappy movie called Species 2,
For a sci-fi flick this really blew;
It's worse than Barbara Bush's Beaver.
The producer should get the meat cleaver;
and now I want my hour and a half back;
Cause the Blondie didnt show her rack.
 
6 lines? pfft your words they never touch mine
Im so sharp I got a 20 degree incline
in time you'll see Ill go hella far
these words jusaint lines fool Im spittin hella bars
in time you'll see distance infinity
time multiplied by speed, time times how fast I be
Ima be your majesty, one piece amazing race
choose your poison like a game of tennis Im the service ace
fist to grill, corss me Ima leave you w/ a hurting face
burning feeling sucka lite it up like a furnace place
park place boardwalk gotta gotta ctachem all
win a million dollars mcdonalds burger king pokemon
all is on like strong bad, cheap ass games I want that
playin games all day and nite straight animal like wombats
 
[quote name='2poor']its back from the dead cuz my shits amazin
i spent all my time with games and blazin
tsd runnin his mouth and talkin shit
ill make sure you dead from the first hit
i wouldve been your father son
yo mama couldnt get enough of my massive gun
she said she'd want it shoved up her ass
once i was done she was wiping her blood on the grass[/QUOTE]

king of click-clack? more like the king of dick-stack
you stack the dicks in your ass and that's a sick fact
my mom said next to nothing 'bout your peewee shooter
she said it wasn't long enough to fit into her cooter
so she pushed you over and you hopped on my step-daddy
he said you had a pretty mouth, so you gave him head gladly
there is one last thing that i did forget to mention
my step-father has crabs, that's why your face is itchin'
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']
there is one last thing that i did forget to mention
my step-father has crabs, that's why your face is itchin'[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
Normally, Tip hates this rap crap; but after banging TSD's mom, he contracted the clap.
Now, whilst he was sitting and dropping a log, he decided to get into the foray and call himself T-Dawg.
Such a bad-assed lifestyle of misfits and STD's he was haredly prepared for; but after robbing a mexican, he banged his first red-headed manwhore.
Soon after that, he got into the scene; acting as Fiddy Cent's in-between. He was adored by the bitches and the br0thers, soon after, he was banging their mothers.
Alas, such fame was too much for poor the cracker, Eminimen had Tip killed 'cause Em'Em thought he was blacker.
Such a somber tale is this, the moral of the story? Simple: 'Never get into this'.


... This is a great thread. :lol:
 
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