Funniest pr0n Names...Do you know any?

[wildnuts02]

since i think the life of the average CAG includes some porn...

Forrest Hump
Swallowheen
The Bare Witch Project

This could also go for stage names of the "actors"

 

[Scorch]

I think it was the Bare Wench project, not Bare Witch.

 

[CappyCobra]

My porn name would be 'Dick Savage'. So when I'm waiting for a reservation at the restaurant the could call by last name 1st . Mr Savage? Savage Dick?

 

[rabbitt]

'wildnuts02'

 

[wildnuts02]

[quote name='Scorch']I think it was the Bare Wench project, not Bare Witch.[/QUOTE]

LOL. i stand corrected

 

[2poor]

whore of the rings

 

[The Truth]

Miles Long

 

[Scorch]

I probably shouldn't of corrected that..

 

[wildnuts02]

OH, Edward Penishands and the Cocketeer

 

[lionheart4life]

I googled and came up with this site: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html

I think its work safe, no porn images just one weird cartoon drawing. Some of my favorites from their list:
Moulan Splooge
Tea Bagger Vance
Saving Ryan's Privates (they used this as a spoof in WWF before too)

 

[Saucy Jack]

[quote name='lionheart4life']I googled and came up with this site: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
[/QUOTE]



Big Trouble in Little Vagina? They've sullied the good name of Jack Burton! Blasphemy!

Please don't let there be a Reno 911! spoof on that page. I'll probably die...

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Meat Pushin' in the Seat Cushion has always put a smile on my face. :lol:

 

[wildnuts02]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Meat Pushin' in the Seat Cushion has always put a smile on my face. :lol:[/QUOTE]

LOL

 

[Tha Xecutioner]

Fill Jill

 

[Drtyazn]

Saving Ryan's Privates...

 

[Trancendental]

Full Metal WhackIt

 

[pimp tyranny]

scorch, don't feel bad, i would've corrected him if you hadn't

anyway, my friends and i came up with some porn names for ourselves

nuggie the 19 inch
buck naked (i think this was the one from Seinfeld for George)
Harry Stiffler

can't remember anymore

 

[Drtyazn]

Just noticed mine was a repeat... here's some I use as game character names. Hung Lo, Hugh Jorgan, Anita Buttram...

 

[CaseyRyback]

[quote name='wildnuts02']OH, Edward Penishands and the Cocketeer[/QUOTE]

Edward Penishands is one of the funniest movies ever made. I don't think I ever laughed so hard at a movie

 

[pimp tyranny]

and from SNL

Glad'eate'er
The Penist
Monster's Balls

 

[pimp tyranny]

oh and Gonad the Ballbarian, a guy i saw on continuum

 

[Moxio]

www.goatse.cx

 

[gigan54]

i've always thought johnny salami was a funny name, as well as long dong/schlong silver.

 

[wildnuts02]

hilarious guys. i need to remember some of these

 

[Ikohn4ever]

Heres a site with all porn movie titles based on real movies, http://xxx.aquasmack.com/ NSFW

 

[Drtyazn]

Little Oral Annie...

 

[Hex]

[quote name='Drtyazn']Little Oral Annie...[/QUOTE]


... That's so wrong.

I would have posted Long Schlong Silver, but I was beaten.

 

[Greetard]

My porn name is the best ever.

The Mighty Zeus.

[/sarcasm]

 

[Reality's Fringe]

I like Butt-Man and Throbin a little too much.

 

[jughead]

up and cummers

 

[jshendel]

Saving Ryan's Privates

 

[modium]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39678 had some of my faves.

 

[Ledhed]

Barry McCockiner.

 

[Xevious]

Splendor in the Ass

 

[Droogs]

There's always Italian Stallion, featuring Sylvester Stallone.

 

[secretvampire]

I've found some great titles on IMDB before such as:

The XXX Files: Anal Abduction
The Butt X-Files
Ass Worship: There is a God
Analize This
The Adventures of Mammary Man and Jugg Woman
Planet of the Gapes 2: Journey to the Center of the Ass

and my favorite name:

Anal Ski Vacation

Why??? It's so random! Let's take something normal and just add the word anal to the front!

 

[MarkLor]

I like The Penetrator

 

[Sleepkyng]

I still think these two are my absolute favorites:

Bust a nut in grandma's butt

Your Crack, My snack

 

[neocisco]

JimmieMac

 

[wildnuts02]

I remember hearing about a pr0n movie based on Harry Potter...any one know which one i'm talking about?

 

[crickett003]

Foreskin Gump
RoboCock

 

[WittyNickname]

Led, that's brilliant. Barry McOckiner is now one of my pet names to drop in conversation or on sign-up sheets.

As for my contribution to the list, I always wistfully remember stumbling across a staggering work of celluloid genius that went by the charming title...

Choke On My Chocolate Chubby.

Some of Coppolla's finest work, if you ask me.

 

[Rockman]

Sir Cumalot..

 

[Dick Tracy]

"Titty Titty Gang Bang".

 

[Dick Tracy]

My porn name would "Tommy Wildwood" (cat's name and the street I live off of).

Although fictional, I think "Dirk Diggler" is one of the most striking porn names ever fathomed. The lighted sign exploding description almost gives it proper justice.

 

[fieldkillah]

journey to the center of her girth

 

[peterjsparks]

Lawrence of A-Labia
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls (classic)

 

[danny-o]

Super Hornio Bros

 

[Romis]

we must not forget the classic..... A tale of Two Titties...

or Mr. Smith Does Ms. Washington..