Funny site I stumbled upon

[ArthurDigbySellers]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

There is some hilarious stuff on here. I don't know exactly where javeryh works in NYC, but I swear this sounds like it could be him.

Suit #1: Who would win in a fight, a cheetah or a chimpanzee?
Suit #2: Definitely the cheetah.
Suit #1: But what if the chimpanzee kicked the cheetah in the balls?
--34th & Madison

 

[Trancendental]

Indian man: You're the stupidest lady in the world...You see her? She's the stupidest lady in the world. You are #1!
:lol:

 

[corrosivefrost]

nice find.

 

[Javery]

Great find. I haven't contributed yet but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm quoted on there. I'm always having assinine conversations.

 

[miniarnold]

The hobo quotes on that site are hillarious!

Hobo: Fellas, let me lay it straight to you: I wana go to the peep show and whack off.

Yarmulke hobo: Who wants to take the day off work, take me home and cuddle? Why go to work when you can cuddle with me?