Great News for the Sane: No Hazzard Sequel!

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No matter what Jessica Simpson wants, both Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott are against the idea of a Dukes of Hazzard sequel. Hooray for them! Scott in particular shows signs of creeping intelligence in his clear-eyed assessment of the original movie: "They could have had they made a more conscious effort to make it funny throughout the whole film instead of just 20 minutes of funny and then a bunch of cool car stuff." Go Seann! Some producer somewhere is tearing up the paper in impotent fury, but the man speaks the truth. Furthermore, Scott's pretty sure a sequel would be ill-advised. Though he's aware that the movie did, somehow, make a pile of money, he told Moviehole: "I don't think we'll do a sequel for it. The reviews are so bad." Man. Is it too late to make this guy SAG head?

~http://www.cinematical.com/
 
You watch- the sequel will be a straight-to-video mega-turd. It will star the STV kings Dolph Lungren and Steven Seagal.
 
[quote name='crickett003']You watch- the sequel will be a straight-to-video mega-turd. It will star the STV kings Dolph Lungren and Steven Seagal.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: Damn I haven't heard the name Dolph Lungren in a long time.
 
This means nothing. If the studio thinks they can make money off of it I guarantee there will be a sequel. It's not like Stifler and Jackass are A-list actors winning Oscars and picking and choosing what they want to do. If they are offered a pile of money to reprise their roles they will do it.
 
They could just change the actors, it's no bigger.

I see a sequel being made just because all the southern hicks want another film.
 
[quote name='javeryh']This means nothing. If the studio thinks they can make money off of it I guarantee there will be a sequel. It's not like Stifler and Jackass are A-list actors winning Oscars and picking and choosing what they want to do. If they are offered a pile of money to reprise their roles they will do it.[/QUOTE]

exactly. if nothing else they will get some other guys to do it and it will be no different. i haven't seen this movie, or club dread, but i heard that they both sucked. it's awful that the guy who directed, and starred, in super troopers is stinking it up with the quality of his films.
 
[quote name='phatbunbao']Looks like those boots weren't made for sequels! sorry I had to say it[/QUOTE]
At first when I started reading that, I figured you would change walking to Walken. Don't know what...that's kind of weird. There's an idea, recast the two of them with Walken and Robin Williams :rofl:
 
[quote name='guardian_owl']At first when I started reading that, I figured you would change walking to Walken. Don't know what...that's kind of weird. There's an idea, recast the two of them with Walken and Robin Williams :rofl:[/QUOTE]

I think that Walken could do Boss Hog. All he needs to say is "Needs more cowbell." Comedy gold. :lol:
 
[quote name='javeryh']Coy and Vance anyone?[/QUOTE]


That's exactly what I was thinking.

Lundgren and Segal as Coy and Vance.
 
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