Have you found love on CAG?

Yes, I love my Zelda 3DSXL. She's not only fun, but truly sexy.  Her eye-popping resolution literally hurts my eyes to look at for more than a few minutes.  I buy her all kinds of eShop gifts and money.  When I spread open her golden shell, she lights up my face with her huge glowing double-screens.  She responds to my every touch, even while wearing screen protection. 

My 360 is jealous, she hardly even gets turned on anymore.

 
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I have found that not only do I hate my wallet and the ability to set a spending limit on a hobby, but that I must hate my future self and really want him to be burdened by a stack of games he will never play but can't get rid of because "its a hard to find game".

 
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