1. Emo people
2. The RIAA
3. COPPA
4. Republicans
5. Uncalled for racism
6. The lack of Kremlins. They remind me of Gremlins, which are utterly cool.
7. The Red Scare
8. Vern from every Ernest movie
9. The Three Ninjas with the possible exception of Colt
10. Pokemon
11. Car salesmen who feel the need to be informed about everything exception my penis girth.
12. The DMV
13. Most mexicans
14. The father from Home Alone 1/2
15. Subways
16. The ESRB rating system
17. Snakes
18. That letter that one guy wrote to the state of Wisconsin
19. The sound that dog makes when The Hulk punches it
20. Kittens
21. Kittens
22. Kittens
23. Anything that has a long tongue and is not a lizard
24. The WYGIWYS editor
25. People who date supermodels
26. Emo bands
27. The Gap
28. Kohls
29. Old Navy commercials
30. Bitchy women
31. Periods
32. Referees
33. Almost every guy in football that celebrates after doing his
job. I mean if I wanted to jump up and down and run into the meat counter everytime I successfully picked up all the carts from the parking lot, I could.
34. Yahoo Instant Messenger
35. Straight "hot girl nude" porn sites that hit you with Gay Twink BDSM ads every five seconds
36. Most of the jewish community in Massachusetts
37. Mislabeling sites
38. Internet ads
39. People that talk back
40. That one icon that everyone uses of that guy rolling his eyes
41. Numa Numa
42. That kid that became famous after moving his fat ass around and pretending to be a Jedi
43. Conversations about Star Wars and Jedis
44. People that dress up as characters from
fictional shows
45. People that don't stand up for themselves
46. People that don't try to help other people out
47. GameFAQs message boards; I want help with Final Fantasy 7, I don't give a
about how you're so pissy because your mom didn't get you any Clearasil when she went to the store
48. Sephiroth fanatics that haven't even played the game
49. Retards who think by listening to what other people have to say about something that they can automatically become geniuses in the area, and that it gives them a right to always bring it up in a coversation
50. Long lists