I think I found the best deal on a tank, yes... a tank.

Wanted for questioning:


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[quote name='Scorch']Wanted for questioning:


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You suck... I was sooooo gunna do that...
 
[quote name='Mobius285 Michael']Have you ever wanted to be able to harvest droids? Maybe hunt some evil terrorists? Or even just be the only person in you neighborhood to say you actually own a tank? Well, thanks to amazon.com you can now do all of these things and more...
The JL422 "Badonkadonk" Land Cruiser/Tank is the ultimate vehicle for anyone afraid to travel their streets in anything thing less than a heavily armored bulletproof vehicle. With its tight handling and roof hatch it has the durability of a military tank, yet it keeps fuel costs down with its lawn mower-comparable 6hp engine. You may be asking yourself, "I don't really think that I need this kind of protection". Well my friend, when the nukes start poundin will you be saying, "I really don't think I need a bomb shelter"? I thought not. I don't know about you, but when the streets begin running rampant with terrorist, child mollesting, tuskan raiders... I will be one of the few hiding safe in my JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='smalien1']I thought it was coll untill I saw you actually sit on top of it not in it.[/quote]

You do sit inside!
 
well i dunno, Always good to shop around. Maybe I'll just wait till Circuit City clearances one.

(Maybe whoever posts the CC,BB,Target,Fry's Ads should put one in the list as a joke)
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'] It can easily defend a stack of toilet paper from UFOs for months.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Man, I needed the laugh! Thanks for posting this![/quote]

:wink:
 
The JL421 has made my life worthwhile. Whether I'm out on an evening drive to scout out sentinel muskrats or just violently laying seige to the local Pizza Hut, this piece of well-oiled machinery never lets me down.
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heh. laying seige at pizza hut.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Well it goes up to 40mph and can carry 5 people... thats better than this car
http://www.cqmotors.co.jp/lineup/qvolt/02.html
which goes for the same price and only gets up to 15mph and holds one person.
So overall I say the tank is a good deal :D[/quote]

except the tank isn't street legal

this is something a little more practical if your going towards the electric/low speed vehicles http://www.gemcar.com/

granted i would love to have the tank :D
 
[quote name='Rihan'][quote name='AngellicLulu']Well it goes up to 40mph and can carry 5 people... thats better than this car
http://www.cqmotors.co.jp/lineup/qvolt/02.html
which goes for the same price and only gets up to 15mph and holds one person.
So overall I say the tank is a good deal :D[/quote]

except the tank isn't street legal

this is something a little more practical if your going towards the electric/low speed vehicles http://www.gemcar.com/

granted i would love to have the tank :D[/quote]

Electric cars and slow speeds suck ... where's my hydrogen car that can hit 250 mph?
 
With my army of tanks and my nellophone
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nothing can stop the revolution! I will rule the world! :twisted:

Seriously, upon seeing the nellophone, am I the only one who gets the image of one of those rpg's bad guys, locked up at the top of his castle waiting for the hero's to arrive?
 
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