[quote name='Veritas1204']
J-dog, (may I call you J-dog?), you state that you are in an open relationship with multiple women, and proceed to inform the posters here about the relationship dynamics found within these bonds you have with said women. And while I want to believe you, some of your statements make it hard for any rational person who isn't a 13 year old virgin that these women are anything more than:
a. a figment of your imagination (or possibly characters you created in some online game).
b. actual women who you may be acquainted with who have NO idea they are in a multi-partner sexual relationship, much less a relationship of any kind with you.[/quote]
a) are you serious? Honestly? I'd wish I had more women. I'd like to have an orgy every night. The girls won't permit me.
b) no, we're all living together. If they don't know I'm sleeping w/ all three of them in the same bed, then they're blind.
You may be asking yourself, "Why is this meanie picking on me?" or something to that effect. I want to be clear, J-money, (may I call you J-money?), that you bring this on yourself. While it may be fun to pass yourself off as some master of the female psyche, allow me to enlighten you to one main point that you seemed to have missed in your self-proclaimed path to pimp status:
Your attempt at being 'punny' are weak. If you're gonna attack me, attack me with the truth. That's what your namesake is about so live up to it. Your sardonic wit at name calling suggests that your argument has very little merit.
Real pimps don't go on game boards and talk about their exploits. Why? Because a real pimp knows he is a pimp, and doesn't need other people (from a freaking gaming board, no less) to validate his status. True pimps let their actions speak for them, and certainly don’t need to give themselves a pathetic nickname and actively seek out compliments on a forum if they get all the reassurance they need of their status in the bedroom.
Look at the majority of my posts. I, in fact, don't speak about my 'exploits' unless asked. And even when I am asked, no names are mentioned to protect the guilty. Actions are kind of hard to demonstrate on a web forum. I would've thought you would at least grasp that concept.
At any rate, are you the be-all, end-all authority on who is allowed on a particular website? If so, allow me to bow down in pedantic supplication at your awesome strength O high & mighty Arbiter of Teh Internet. :bow: How many people on this site do you know their occupation? I'm not defined by the sites I visit. Just the fact that you're on here trying to debate me suggests the same of you... unless you're some crazy nut who actually believes that you're the Roman goddess of truth. If you look throughout the site, you'll know that the stuff concerning relations with the other gender are my hobby not my occupation.
Don't believe me? Then ask yourselves this question: If you hooked up with a woman on the DL (I hope I don't have to explain what that means) and went around telling EVERY FCUKING PERSON ABOUT IT, do you think that the woman would be more or less likely to want to sleep with you a second time?
See above. Even if I mention a small portion of my life on a message board, I don't go around mentioning girls names. I'm not the kind of guy who would revenge post an ex-gf's pic on the interwebby. It's fcukin' petty and I've got better things to do than meander about.
J-dizzle (may I call you J-dizzle), I know it must be gratifying to have all the people here thinking that you have this fantastic power over women, but just realize that, while your propensity to use complex words to confuse readers into thinking that you are some kind of authority on the sexual proclivities of women may fool many on this board, that doesn't mean everyone buys in to your charade.
I don't need anyone's validation on this website. Fact of the matter is, this place is fcukin' fun. If you dispute my advice, don't use it. If you don't believe a word I say, that's good. I'm not here to impress you. I'm here to talk about videogames & banter about other shit. Come to think about it, I'm glad you don't 'buy into my charade'. It makes it easier to filter out the flamers like you. Ignore function ftw.
And BTW, this:
"And you're not getting my point either. While I'm at higher risk to get an STD, it only takes one to get it. So I could be lucky with my 3 and not get any at all while you might be unlucky w/ that one girl and get AIDS"
is probably the most ridiculous statement I have ever read on any site, ever. Even if I had not read any of your other dreck, this statement alone would provide me enough information for me to conclude that you are either an imaginative teenager, or a lonely old man.
But good try, though. Sorry if I ruined anyone's fantasy or anything. Sometimes a little dose of reality is required to maintain prospective.
V
How is it ridiculous? It's a fact. Read it again. It only takes one infected person to get a disease. All I have for me is an increased risk. It's not the same as getting it. Anyone who has sex is at risk for getting an std. My risk is simply higher.
EDIT: Thanks to Humansnatcher &mbstuff for backin' me up.