In Soviet Russia......

[Reality's Fringe]

I've been hanging signs outside on my dorm door to the effect of ol' Yakov's routine. I find myself wanting to hear(read rather) your best "In Soviet Russia" lines. HEre's two to kick it off:

In Soviet Russia, porn jerks off to you!
In Soviet Russia, lame topic posts YOU!

 

[Xevious]

"In Russia, there are no tomatoes to throw at bad comedians"



(Sorry Reality's Fridge....I couldn't resist)

 

[Reality's Fringe]

That's ok Xevious, because in Soviet Russia......TOMATOES THROW YOU!

 

[Xevious]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Tromack]

In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.

 

[Moxio]

[quote name='Tromack']In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.[/quote]

 

[uesc]

In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you!

 

[mst3k_stud]

hey zeus

 

[Xevious]

[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Tromack']In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.[/quote]

[/quote]

This must be an inside joke because I dont get it.

 

[kristianator]

In Soviet Russia, a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion, box of fries, and a strawberry sobe powers down you!

 

[SneakyPenguin]

[quote name='kristianator']In Soviet Russia, a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion, box of fries, and a strawberry sobe powers down you![/quote]



That's the best one, hands down.

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, wife beats you!

 

[MadChedar0]

[quote name='Xevious'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='Tromack']In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.[/quote]

[/quote]

This must be an inside joke because I dont get it.[/quote]

Remember the bastard trader a few months back? I know theres threads about him lying around here somewhere....

 

[MadChedar0]

Back to topic, in Soviet Russia, your homework does you.

 

[kristianator]

In Soviet Russia, fake GBA games sell Hong Kong on eBay!

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, whore pays you!

 

[kristianator]

they just keep churning out...

In Soviet Russia, games ask for Target rainchecks on YOU!

AND use them on someone else!

 

[judge-z]

In Soviet Russia, toilet paper wipes with you!

 

[guardian_owl]

In Soviet Russia, games beat you

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, cars steal you!

 

[Xevious]

In Soviet Russian, Toilet flushes you!

 

[crazytalkx]

In Soviet Russia cold catches you!
In Soviet Russia car drives you!

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, coke snorts you!

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

In Soviet Russia it's not a trap!

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!

 

[AdamInPlaidum]

In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns joo!

 

[AdamInPlaidum]

Thought of another:

In Soviet Russia, you confuse N-Gage!

 

[pete5883]

In Soviet Russia, horrible Soviet Russia jokes make you!

 

[kaji7p56]

In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in!

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='kaji7p56']In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in![/quote]

:shock:

 

[Xevious]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='kaji7p56']In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in![/quote]

:shock:[/quote]

Uhhhm.....He's from LA.

 

[FriskyTanuki]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

In Soviet Russia, PC upgrades you.

 

[ElwoodCuse]

In Soviet Russia, internet catchphases from a couple years ago aren't funny.

Seriously, even Fark has filtered these out for quite some time.

 

[Cracka]

In soviet Russia, threads post on Trolls!

 

[mst3k_stud]

in soviet russia, dicks suck you!

 

[Theenternal]

The CS and DLF jokes were pretty good

 

[captainofindustry]

In Soveit Russia, the donkey punches you!

 

[moiety]

In Soviet Russia, music downloads you.

 

[Xevious]

In Soviet Russia, Old Thread bumps You!!

 

[smalien1]

[quote name='Xevious']In Soviet Russia, Old Thread bumps You!![/QUOTE]

How long have you been waiting to do that :lol:

 

[2poor]

in soviet russia we eat bread for dessert

 

[AlbinoNinja]

"In america, there are such nice things... like warning shots!"

 

[munch]

In Soviet Russia, words misspell slidecage!

 

[Zman310]

[quote name='munch']In Soviet Russia, words misspell slidecage![/QUOTE]

In Soviet Russia, time drives across slidecage

 

[Hex]

In Soviet Russia, keyboard types YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Winamp listens to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 4chan faps you!

 

[WeaponX2099]

In Soviet Russia, cheese grills you.
In Soviet Russia, the cow milks you. And keeps the 50 rubles for the sperm. And Milks your girl for fun.
In soviet Russia, Tito famous, Michael lame.

 

[jaykrue]

In Soviet Russia, whores pay you!!!

In Soviet Russia, horses ride you!!

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!!

In Soviet Russia, toilets shit on you!!

 

[Saucy Jack]

In Soviet Russia... there are two channels:

Channel 1 plays propaganda films. Channel 2 is a man telling you to go back to Channel 1.

 

[Backlash]

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