Keri Lotion

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What the hell happened to Keri lotion? It like dissapeared off the face of the earth. I can't find it in any stores now. I've tried Target, Rite Aid, Walmart, Costco, none of them have it. Isn't it the number 1 dermatologist recommended lotion? And nobody has it in stock......... It's like the only lotion that has ever worked great for me my whole life. Other lotions are great early on but then they become useless after a while. Seriously, wtf?
 
I thought there was going to be an obscure person named "Keri Lotion." And then thought that sounds like a porn star name or something.
 
[quote name='bullsrfive']Who buys body lotion online? But it looks like they've got a new look and new products[/quote]
Who makes a thread on a video game website about their favorite hand lotion? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Who makes a thread on a video game website about their favorite hand lotion? :whistle2:s[/quote]

Bullsrfive apparently.
 
[quote name='levi333']I thought there was going to be an obscure person named "Keri Lotion." And then thought that sounds like a porn star name or something.[/quote]

Damn, you beat me to it. I was thinking hte same thing.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Who makes a thread on a video game website about their favorite hand lotion? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

If you're going to ask any population about hand lotion, gamers surely make up the most unexpected group of experts out there.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If you're going to ask any population about hand lotion, gamers surely make up the most unexpected group of experts out there.[/quote]
A point I did not think about. Touche' and well played.
 
alright then ...gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i seriously hope op is a chick and not a dude looking for discounts on motion lotion here. at least if you are a guy add in the fact that its for your gf or mother and youre lookign to get it for them as a gift or if it is for you say you were in an accident or something and need it to promote healing or something.
 
[quote name='lokizz']alright then ...gheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i seriously hope op is a chick and not a dude looking for discounts on motion lotion here. at least if you are a guy add in the fact that its for your gf or mother and youre lookign to get it for them as a gift or if it is for you say you were in an accident or something and need it to promote healing or something.[/QUOTE]
There's not a single "gay" thing about lotion. :roll:

What if the OP has dry hands (like I do)? Go be stupid somewhere else.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']There's not a single "gay" thing about lotion. :roll:

What if the OP has dry hands (like I do)? Go be stupid somewhere else.[/quote]


ok then what are his hands dry from ? and are you defending him because you too use lotion for reasons other than suggested by the manufacturer? me thinks you dost protest too much .................
 
[quote name='lokizz']ok then what are his hands dry from ? and are you defending him because you too use lotion for reasons other than suggested by the manufacturer? me thinks you dost protest too much .................[/quote]

Lotion is necessary for dry or cracked skin. I use it on my elbows because they are dry all the time. It hurts when skin gets like that. Some people need it for dry hands or feet. There is nothing "gay" about it.
 
[quote name='lokizz']ok then what are his hands dry from ? and are you defending him because you too use lotion for reasons other than suggested by the manufacturer? me thinks you dost protest too much .................[/QUOTE]:roll:

Dry hands --> cracked and bleeding skin/fingers, which looks nasty and is painful as hell. Why the fuck would you not use lotion in a situation like that?

You'll obviously never have anything constructive to contribute.
Ignored.
 
[quote name='lokizz']ok then what are his hands dry from ? and are you defending him because you too use lotion for reasons other than suggested by the manufacturer? me thinks you dost protest too much .................[/QUOTE]

DOTH protest too much.

DOTH. Even when you think you're smart, you're not. Just a friendly reminder.

EDIT: Besides, lotion is great for helping my skin heal properly from the tattoo work I get done. It's not "ghey," it's not "gay," it's not anything. It's fuckin' lotion. If you want to be the kind of juvenile "oh dude I don't jerk off" person, so be it. Just know full well that a single command-h on your browser will show that you're no different than anyone else out there (except in your insipid denial).
 
[quote name='bullsrfive']Who buys body lotion online?[/QUOTE]
dallow.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It's a dolphin jumping over a rainbow.

On my ankle.[/QUOTE]
You should get a leprechaun rubbing lotion on the dolphin's back with the sun baby from Teletubbies smiling down added. Then, my friend, you'd have a keeper.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If I had a tattoo like that, I'd be totally kept.

By lilboo.[/quote]

I'd be your friend.

:grouphug:


I don't even think I've ever seen/heard of Keri Lotion.
 
St. Ives is superior.

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[quote name='CouRageouS']A whole page already and no love for cocoa butter? :D[/quote]

You mean that Vaselline cocoa butter? That shit sucks. Anyways yeah the lotion is for me alright. I've had dry skin ever since I was a toddler and no, I don't use it to jack off. When the only thing that has always worked for you disappears, you get irritated.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']DOTH protest too much.

DOTH. Even when you think you're smart, you're not. Just a friendly reminder.

EDIT: Besides, lotion is great for helping my skin heal properly from the tattoo work I get done. It's not "ghey," it's not "gay," it's not anything. It's fuckin' lotion. If you want to be the kind of juvenile "oh dude I don't jerk off" person, so be it. Just know full well that a single command-h on your browser will show that you're no different than anyone else out there (except in your insipid denial).[/quote]


heres a thought you and your bf can get your sticks out of your asses ( or each others asses wherever the fuck they are) and get over it. its a joke just like any joke but like always theres one or 2 ( this time 2 ) douchebags who cant take a joke. i spelled the word the way i wanted to and i made the joke i wanted to make. if you cant get that then i dunno maybe you should kill yourselves now and save the world the trouble later since you seem to sensitive to exist. and who the hell said i was denying anything ask your mom she knows i jerk off hell sometimes i let her help me out when im too tired to do it myself..........same for your bf aboves mom too.
 
[quote name='lokizz']heres a thought you and your bf can get your sticks out of your asses ( or each others asses wherever the fuck they are) and get over it. its a joke just like any joke but like always theres one or 2 ( this time 2 ) douchebags who cant take a joke. i spelled the word the way i wanted to and i made the joke i wanted to make. if you cant get that then i dunno maybe you should kill yourselves now and save the world the trouble later since you seem to sensitive to exist. and who the hell said i was denying anything ask your mom she knows i jerk off hell sometimes i let her help me out when im too tired to do it myself..........same for your bf aboves mom too.[/QUOTE]

yes. to all of that (well, at least the coherent parts).

theres one or 2 ( this time 2 ) douchebags who cant take a joke
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especially that. especially that.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If I had a tattoo like that, I'd be totally kept.

By lilboo.[/QUOTE]

Damn right, cupcake :hot:

But seriously, what the hell is gay about lotion?! Some people are very dry :whistle2:(

And yes, St Ives is pretty awesome! I'd recommend that or Curel ultra healing lotion. :applause:
 
[quote name='Xevious']Seriously though....Do all of you guys use lotions for your skin or do you just masturbate alot?[/QUOTE]


Is it really that difficult to accept that guys use hand lotion for.. um..their HANDS?
 
[quote name='Xevious']Seriously though....Do all of you guys use lotions for your skin or do you just masturbate alot?[/QUOTE] My penis self-lubricates. :cool:
 
[quote name='Xevious']Seriously though....Do all of you guys use lotions for your skin or do you just masturbate alot?[/QUOTE]
I have lotion for one reason and thats for my hands after I wash dishes.
 
OP: I was just looking through the Sunday ads and it looks like they redesigned the bottle for the Keri brand. The stores were probably just getting rid of the old style to make way for the new bottle. It's a very dark bottle, kind of blackish now, so be on the lookout.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']OP: I was just looking through the Sunday ads and it looks like they redesigned the bottle for the Keri brand. The stores were probably just getting rid of the old style to make way for the new bottle. It's a very dark bottle, kind of blackish now, so be on the lookout.[/QUOTE]


It is black. Just unloaded a bunch at work, so it still exists. The lettering changes colors for whatever style you like.
 
Whoo finally got some today. Went to CVS and got me a Keri Advanced lotion, the one for very dry skin. Hopefully next time I won't have to drive all the way to CVS and all the regular stores will have them.
 
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