Kerry? Ugly. Bush? Stupid. Here's a REAL presidential candidate!!*56K Alert*

Reality's Fringe

Reality's Fringe

CAGiversary!
Feedback
8 (100%)
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sick of all this Kerry/Bush bullshit ass-grabbing going on in the forums. It is for this reason, that I announce, with great pleasure, the only man who will come out victorius in this race. BEHOLD!!!!









Vote_T.jpg



I feel that he is EASILY the most qualified to run this country.
 
I'd say Alf would be a great presidential candidate, but he's ineligable because he wasn't born here. Balki Bartokomous would also be a good, but not realistic candidate.

Hey, Larry Appleton could do it. Yeah, that's who gets my vote.
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']how come everyone likes him so much??? he's a crazy dickhead[/quote]

You answered your own question, my friend! Not to mention Mr. T can teach all the children various inspirational lessons and anti-drug sentiments! Oh, and he can kick some serious ass. True nuff.
 
Chapelle for president! Fake Candian IDs for all!

Seriously though, Mr. T could whoop up on Arafat and bin Laiden, how I would love to see that...
 
All these election jokes are giving me a flash back to the recall election here in california. Porn stars, actors, larry flynt, GARY COLEMAN....*shudder*
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013'] have you seen him on the howard stern show??? he's a crazy dickhead[/quote]

Mr. T don't need to arm wrestle 2 fat chumps on the howard stern show foo, Mr. T already proved himself time and time again when he beat Rocky and Hogan and countless others. Mr. T only proves himself for the children not 2 400 pound suckas that wasn't even part of his appearance.

Don't give me that jibber jabba about being a dickhead.
 
[quote name='Mondo'][quote name='trustcompany1013'] have you seen him on the howard stern show??? he's a crazy dickhead[/quote]

Mr. T don't need to arm wrestle 2 fat chumps on the howard stern show foo, Mr. T already proved himself time and time again when he beat Rocky and Hogan and countless others. Mr. T only proves himself for the children not 2 400 pound suckas that wasn't even part of his appearance.

Don't give me that jibber jabba about being a dickhead.[/quote]

Mr. T actually went further off the deep end than that.. it continues:

Mr. T: What you wanna fight me for fool? You wanna prove you tough? Well go punch out thugs on the street, go save old ladies purses, go find Bin Ramma-Lamma-Ding Dong.

Howard: You mean Osama Bin-Laden?

Mr. T: Ya go find him too

And just because we love him so much, here's what Mr. T might look like giving his innaugural speech

MRTPrez.jpg
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']
mulder%20dana11.jpg


STOP THE LIES!

FOX MULDER FOR PRESIDENT!
(Dana Scully for Vice President)[/quote]

YES MULDER FOR PRESIDENT BRILLIANT
 
I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer knowing the presidential candidate is really a shape-shifting space station constable from the future.

john_kerry.jpg


odo.jpg
 
Here's something i had no clue about till recently,
Mr. T is a Christian. saw him on a christian network talking about God, his family, growing up, and all this other stuff about him and being a Christian
 
That Odo comparison is a funny first. I heard the Lurch comparison many times, I think Odo works much better.

Now on for the pressing question... where was Mr. T during Vietnam?
 
But who would his VP be? Personally, I'd suggest Rambo. That way, if there WERE another war (hypothetically) people couldn't complain because the top ranking people did no fighting like usual (staying 8,000,000 miles away behind "the button"). Mr. T. and Rambo would go all out! I pity the foo' who tries to take down Mr. T and his V.P.!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top