Kinect Porn Will Be Available Before Christmas

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When I found this it was to funny to pass up after many people online after the Kinect being hacked for open source development stated " here comes the porn " guess they where right

c/p

Almost a month has passed since Kinect was hacked 3 days after its debut and it seems that several homebrew programmers are entering the last stages of developing the world’s first motion-controlled sex games.

The previous assertion was made by Kyle Machulis, an expert on sexual technology and famed Kinect hacker, who affirmed that Kinect pornography will be available before Christmas.

"The Kinect alleviates the need for having hardware, because now as long as we have a shot of the 'action,' as it were, we can use that 'gesture' as a control," he wrote. "Not only that, the gesture itself is the toy. Or you could employ a toy under the gesture."

Machulis noted that his experiments have shown that Kinect is adept at detecting sex toys and user’s tongue but not his genitalia. "Genitalia, for the most part, are not a major geometric feature of the human body when taken in perspective of physical size,” he explained. “Neither are they normally used in the control of video games, be they rated [for all] or [for adults only]."
Not agreeing with it but have to laugh.
 
seXbox 360! Red Ring suddenly has a whole new meaning...

Not supporting it obviously, but I had to laugh.
 
[quote name='Spokker']If Kinect can't detect fingers than it can't detect my dick.
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Your dick is as small as your finger? (rimshot!)
 
Skinect

This thread is literally the first Project Shitbox-related thing I have gone out of my way to read, and will probably be the last.
 
I actually find this fascinating/interesting and can believe that Microsoft themselves didn't take the device to the porn industry sooner for an even greater adoption rate of the device - a la the VHS industry in the 80s. Sex shops is a whole new segment of the market that has never been tapped by anyone. I remember going from CES to the AVN show years ago to see what technology they had coming up their sleeves, and very much so, some of the tech the porn industry was showcasing was more advance than what was on display at CES. They were on to 3D before it became popular recently.
 
Austrian games company ThriXXX has released a video showing a working demo of an adult game controlled through Kinect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bk7AMY_ocU

Microsoft was quick to issue an official statement distancing itself from the porn game and shooting down any hope for an Xbox 360 version of the game.

“This isn't the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won't be the last,” the statement reads. “Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use.”

“Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect.”


It is worth noting that the game was developed LibFreeNect, the hacked hacked open source driver for Windows 7 and it is reasonable to expect that ThriXXX never planned to release the game on Xbox 360.


LMAO at the whole thing but the truth is it might be a bigger seller
 
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