It's funny, I didn't know that LEGO didn't own them until a few weeks ago when I stopped by a Discovery Center for the first time to return a S@H order and they told me they couldn't take it. The entire store was empty -- not a single customer and just one teenage employee who was texting the entire time, including while talking to me. One of the light bulbs was flickering and the first LEGO box I picked up to look at was sticky. What a mess of a store. Hopefully it gets better under LEGO ownership.
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Oh man wait until you actually PAY to go to the park part of it...
So, you guys probably remember me talking about my ex and how much she loved legos, because for a few years I stalked this thread for her
Okay, around Halloween a few years ago, she wanted to go on adult night. Normally, you can't enter anything but the store unless a kid is with you, but on one night every month, the earth splits apart and hell opens to the mortal realm in the form of these discovery places. You start by watching this god-awful movie about how "legos are made", and wow, if I already didn't want to have kids, the thought of having to watch this thing a second time made me sterile.
After that, you get to see they have a ride inside! ...it goes around in a circle and up and down... provided you pedal it yourself. I'm lazy, and I don't like rides, so I skip it. She goes on it, and yea... complaints all night about sore legs.
After that they have the equivalent of an old Burger King or McDonalds play place. I could feel the germs from looking at it.
Then there are some lovely community bricks for everyone to touch, whatever sort of random potluck food employees brought in, and I think they had bottles of wine?
OH, I forgot, they had a mostly-broken shoot the targets with a laser ride at the start.
I never looked forward to leaving a place so much in my life. I've still got their weird printed on Halloween brick somewhere. (Apparently each month has a special brick for going...)