Man arrested for putting cat in bong

[Krymner]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/02/national/main4839832.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._4839832

A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges - and catcalls from animal lovers.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.

A picture of the dude:

 

[GuilewasNK]

[quote name='Krymner']http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/02/national/main4839832.shtml?source=RSSattr=U.S._4839832



A picture of the dude:

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Now that is one goofy mofo.

 

[crazytalkx]

He was doing that cat a favor. , I don't share my weed with NOBODY.

 

[Cracka]

If only I can remember how the cat-capacitor schematic works I can get back to the 80's before this denim shirt goes out of style

 

[Anexanhume]

Macully Culkin has a cat?!

 

[HotShotX]

Smoke 'em if you got 'em??

~HotShotX

 

[porieux]

If it was his cat he should be able to do whatever he wants with it.
Otherwise they should not be allowed to be bought and sold like product.

That said, the dude is clearly a moron.

 

[DestroVega]

can cats even get high?

 

[Anexanhume]

[quote name='DestroVega']can cats even get high?[/quote]

I'm fairly sure THC has an effect on all mammals. Not sure about other classes though.

 

[JolietJake]

[quote name='DestroVega']can cats even get high?[/quote]
Only the cool cats.

 

[Flash Gordon]

The guy vaguely resembles Macaulay Culkin.

 

[Friend of Sonic]

Well, there's worse places to stuff a cat.

Just ask Brak's mother! Hoo hoo hoo.

 

[VipFREAK]

lool

 

[depascal22]

Yes, you can get cats high. We used to do this with an old friend's cat and he really liked it. That fool used to jump in the box every time I showed up.

(just for the people that might get lost..... fool = the cat)

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='depascal22']Yes, you can get cats high. We used to do this with an old friend's cat and he really liked it. That fool used to jump in the box every time I showed up.

(just for the people that might get lost..... fool = the cat)[/QUOTE]

I think the only people that wouldn't understand are the people already blazed outta there minds.