Man dates gal on the internet for six months and it turns out...

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http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

[font=arial,helvetica][size=-1]MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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i have no idea why he told anyone, thats one of the things that goes with you to the grave or accidentally mentioned while you are drunk at some family setting.
 
I blame the mom why in the hell is she in the young girls section?
I love this line "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." No thanks I think I will stay away from my moms deepest desires and dreams.

anyway the story overall ranks a :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I would have just jumped in the water and swam off. Maybe I'd eventually find a deserted island where I could spend my life talking to trees, but most likely I'd eventually tire and slowly descend the ocean to my death.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Oedipusssssss[/QUOTE]

What would have made that even more humorous is if the cop that came upon them had to end up using mace on the guy and he shouted out "I'm Blind"
 
Man, it's a humorous story and all, but I feel really bad for the poor kid. His mom, well, not so much. She's married and hitting on guys on the internet? Bitch.
 
WTF?! Didn't they at least tell each other their real names (at least first names) before meeting? :lol:

"Oh yeah? I have a son named Daniel."

"How weird, I have a mom named Nicole."

:whistle2:k
 
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever

We met in a chat room
Where love can fully bloom
Sure the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me "salvavate"

Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever

Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heav'n above
Always and forever
Always and forever

Yes, your love is truly great
Always and forever
 
I have to question the authenticity of this story. Why would the two blurt out the story to the cop after that level of embarrassment? Why would the dad be simply 'ticked'? After 6 months of 'dating', how could they not have more of a hunch? I'm sure they started talking about their personal lives during that time.
 
[quote name='E-Z-B']I have to question the authenticity of this story. Why would the two blurt out the story to the cop after that level of embarrassment? Why would the dad be simply 'ticked'? After 6 months of 'dating', how could they not have more of a hunch? I'm sure they started talking about their personal lives during that time.[/QUOTE]


I agree. It reads like something out of the Weekly World News. It turns out the son was really Bat Boy.
 
[quote name='E-Z-B']I have to question the authenticity of this story. Why would the two blurt out the story to the cop after that level of embarrassment? Why would the dad be simply 'ticked'? After 6 months of 'dating', how could they not have more of a hunch? I'm sure they started talking about their personal lives during that time.[/QUOTE]agreed. this is fake. no one would run to the police and tell them this shit. cmon.
 
Wow. The odds of this happening are so low that its probably true. Poor kid, if I picked up chicks (don't even say it...) on the interweb I'd prolly hate my mom after that.
 
What losers, woulden't they realise after they had this convo:

Guy: My name's paul
Lady:Hey I have a son named paul, i'm Linda
Guy:Hey I have a mom named Linda.

fuckin idiots I am glad they got exploited.
 
I didn't find it funny at all, just kind of disgusting. I don't know why the heck he'd be grateful for learning that side of his mom.

It's like walking into your parent's bedroom when they're fucking, and seeing yourself on top of her. Ugh.
 
Hahaha! Oh man, I feel so bad for them, I mean this is one of, if not the, most embarrasing things that can hapen to you in life.

Good thing there was no :
LOL A GRRL Lez Cybur
 
on list of things that would hypothetically suck ass...that's gotta be up there pretty high.
 
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