News story: Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced
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"The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "
Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".
His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem."
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Blog pondering the concept of having sex with bicycles: How do you have sex with a bicycle?
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Apparently, Robert Stewart (for that is his name) isn't the first person to be arrested for making love to an inanimate object. In 1993 Karl Watkins was locked up for having sex with pavements in Redditch.
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"The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "
Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".
His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem."
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Blog pondering the concept of having sex with bicycles: How do you have sex with a bicycle?
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Apparently, Robert Stewart (for that is his name) isn't the first person to be arrested for making love to an inanimate object. In 1993 Karl Watkins was locked up for having sex with pavements in Redditch.
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Who would've guessed that he's a 'bachelor', too?