Married CAGs: How to deal with OTTZILLA?

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[quote name='Rocko']Aren't you cheating on him anyway, lilboo?[/QUOTE]

:rofl: Actually, I told him all about that. He was like "LOL whatever" and didn't care. But, we talked about it and it's not a big deal.. which I was like
 
First time reviewing a porno, so let's go!

Left 4 Head

Premise: Some girl plays Zoey and goes around empty warehouses or houses and encounters different characters/monsters from the popular Left 4 Dead series.

Scene 1
Zoey is walking around a hallway when she encounters a smoker and his long penis tongue. He wraps his tongue around her and she is helpless to do anything. No sex or penetration is involved but he uses his tongue and sticks it in her mouth and she sucks on it. Goes on for about a minute or two before she shoots the smoker and runs away.

Scene 2
Walking down same hallway and she gets jumped on by a hunter. He starts to undress her and smack her ass but she is able to escape. No sex or penetration.

Scene 3
Zoey walks into a room and immediately gets it on with a black guy (suppose to be Louis but looks nothing like him). From there they do the traditional porn stuff and it also involves anal. Finishes with a facial.

Scene 4
Zoey goes down a hallway and again gets attacked by a hunter. This time she's not so lucky and he gets her undressed again. This time he sits on her and forces him to suck on his dick. Keeps doing so until he jizzes on her face.

Scene 5
Zoey in front a green background. Does a striptease and gets completely naked. Does this for the next minute or two.

Scene 6
Zoey walks into a room and immediately gets jumped by 3 zombies. Zombies throw her onto a table and removes her clothes. They begin to molest her with their hands and one starts to use his hand and help her masturbate. Keeps doing this until she orgasms.

Scene 7
Zoey walks into a room and shines her light and encounters the Witch. Witch chases her down and starts to undress her. They both begin to make out and suck on each others va jay jay. Zoey pulls out a dildo and starts to use it on the witch for the next few minutes until the witch orgasms and starts squirting all over the bed. Witch blacks out and Zoey quietly sneaks away.

Fin
 
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HOW Many Times DO u Take a Call When your going Number 2
 
[quote name='rabbitt']
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HOW Many Times DO u Take a Call When your going Number 2[/quote]:lol: The D.A.R.E. shirt makes that picture priceless.
 
I don't get all the hate StarMask gets. He's just as funny as JEKKI, and he seems like a nice dude. Y'all need to not shit on him so much. :[
 
They did open for the Melvins, but all my friends cancelled that show and I didn't go. :|

[quote name='Bioshocked360']I checked them out when you were talking about them earlier, I really like 'em. Like you said, the vocals are excellent.[/QUOTE]:)
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']They did open for the Melvins, but all my friends cancelled that show and I didn't go. :|[/quote]
My friends did that to me with Broken Social Scene last summer. :[ I regret not going on my own.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']I don't get all the hate StarMask gets. He's just as funny as JEKKI, and he seems like a nice dude. Y'all need to not shit on him so much. :[[/QUOTE]

Starmask is mentally retarded and JEKKI is doing an act.

Starmask is way funnier than JEKKI.

Shittin' on him to stir the pot.
 
T_Knight> there's nothing wrong
hed rather be at home
with wanting to stay inside
and play games
heck'
he hasnt went to hang out with us
after graduation
`-_-
which was fucken two years ago
I skipped Senior Prom
not even on my birthday or anyone elses birthday
to play Xenogears
instead
that was awesome
 
[quote name='zewone']Starmask is mentally retarded and JEKKI is doing an act.

Starmask is way funnier than JEKKI.

Shittin' on him to stir the pot.[/QUOTE]
Where's help1 fall in that gradient?
 
T_Knight> my friends told me I was a white (insert n word)
i have a black friend who plays games with me
you're black but you're not a $$$$a
and we're all asian
I want to meet your friend
fools a burnt mango
he sounds just like me
hes african on the outside asian on the inside
I hate socializing
but hes normal
he goes out
we're all Japanese. ^__^
and stuff
I like to be inside, all day
my other friend is pure asian
and doesnt do shit
listening to storylines of emo characters falling in love in an RPG
he has problems
 
I sometimes don't hang out because I worry about hygiene way too much
like I brush my teeth 10 times a day
are u making out with ur dude friends?
then..
u dont have to worry about hygiene
 
T_Knight> I'm afraid of bars
TBH
too many fights
it doesn't matter
do it anyway
o.o
fights?
smell like piss
don't be a pussy
LOL
what is this the wild west?
I hate alcohol
what kind of bars do you go to for fuck sale
fake it til you make it
sake
don't like being around drunks
too many fights?
I never went to a bar in my lifetime
dam i wanna go to your bars TMK
have you even been in a bar?
you watch too many disney channel mini series
see fights
eh
I see them on TV
so wtf are you talking about.. you haven't even been in one
life isn't tv
that reminds me
let me tell you a story
one time in college
tv isn't real
if it doesnt involve cocaine and hookers
god you're so frustrating
I saw a group of friends inside of harry's bar
you should stop now
i just want to strangle you through my ethernet cable
it was a Friday
my friends waved to me
wanted me to join
and guess what I did?
jerked off to hentai
bitched out
went to play xenogears
naw
played boin
lol
beat up a bear
I waved through the window
walked past them
fu you are fucking obsessed with boin and bears
what kind of asshole does something like that?
and went to GameStop instead
i would be completely offended
to make a trade for Enchanted Arms on 360
super cool story, bro
jest, heavy kept bringing up bears
Bought Enchanted Arms over going to a bar
:p
lol
do you not see how that's problematic T_Knight?
they're out to get us all jest
heavyd is a cancer
the fucking bears man
u chose games over a few minutes of chillin with friends
eh
it's my choice
no one said u need to drink!
I go out
sometimes
I did on Saturday nights
build your social skills
u need them for interviews
I went out to a DDR/Anime party
 
T_Knight> I never touched alcohol
you're so frustrating
and what did they do
touched me with a botel
bottle
oh shit
saying, now you touched it
they are funny
hahaha
did u get drunk by contact
 
[quote name='rabbitt']

HOW Many Times DO u Take a Call When your going Number 2[/quote]
Did he find that kid when he was in New York for Christmas?
 
That Furashu guy posted my picture saying "from the FGT chat" so I went in there to see why they were talking about me.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I know I'm #83 on this, but Fallout 3 is fucking sick![/QUOTE]
Weren't you just hating on it not long ago, or was that someone else?

One of the best games I've ever played.
 
I wasn't hating on it...I started it not too long ago, and the first hour or so I played I didn't really like it as it didn't draw me in like Oblivion, but man was I wrong...love it more than Oblivion.
 
Maaaaaan, I've written three pages just trashing Plato on this paper, but I still need to talk about Hobbes and Mill when the paper has a cap of 5 pages. Fuuuuuck. :/
 
That would be cool until darthnina/puma/budge crash it 24/7, tiredfornoww.

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Adult Swim is such garbage nowadays. It's like they put crystalklear64 in charge and gave him a blank check.
 
What's up, homosexuals?


[quote name='Mojimbo']
Adult Swim is such garbage nowadays. It's like they put crystalklear64 in charge and gave him a blank check.[/quote]

lollercyles
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']That would be cool until darthnina/puma/budge crash it 24/7, tiredfornoww.[/QUOTE]
Ignore on IRC is just like the monkeylist.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Have you seen Crank: High Voltage yet, StinkinLinkin?

We should start up a 24/7 chatroom like those guys have, mojimbo. :[[/quote]

I suggested it ages ago, but like usual, I was ignored!
 
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