My birthday is coming.....

Holy freaking shit... I might buy some of these things, and strategically place them in cubicles of coworkers that I loathe...

VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!! And yes, my life resembles Office Space
 
How about a mantis shaped tank? Or a mantis sized tank that shoots anti mantis mortars? They'd have cute little mantis helmets with holes for the eyes.... awwwww
 
"When I received my praying mantis, he worked quite well at keeping bugs away, but to my shagrin, he wasn't really praying at all.

I was later informed that my praying mantis is agnostic and has no firm belief in a god. To me, this made him seem like a poser, but he was able to get his job done without thinking about his 'victims'. All in all, a good product. "

:rofl:
 
bread's done
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