hey everyone *BURP* its me chem.....
hey CAG....hey...he...hey CAG,ha..have you heard from Morty??? me and Morty were....were,supossed to go see the *BURP* the dolphins at seaworld,his family wanted to go and and and it gives me a thing....a thingy......a thing,a reason to go do science and junk together.
anyhow....i got paid by some dork from arizona to do a thing,with another thing,idk,something about coke and rewards and points or whatever,you know *BURP* CAG,i know a guy,and and and he knows a guy,and he knows his brother,he sells that brown fizzy water you guys drink by the gallion,he names Teddy,yo...you you you should call him up,he gets them in bulk,and something about those "medals" you dorks collect to get a free S@#$y burger at some place i cant say due to copyright.
anyhow,lets *BURP* get started.
1.
http://www.mycokerewards.com/sweepstakes/vip-trip-to-the-seaworld--aquatica-park-of-your-choice/30286?WT.ac=seaWorld_3_2846+seaWorld+swp_1_1_h go see the whales or whatever,use those "badges" to enter and win,you get airfare,hotel,VIP tixs to seawurld,and money,like,free *BURP* legit money
2. new limited run 6 packs are coming,yup,six cans in a pack,with limited edition points,if i spot the ad again ill post a pic but it looked like you got ten points or whatever,idk.
3. got kids??? i dont,bunch a bags of meat and blood running around,eh eh playing outside,tossing the pigskin,and then the lady next door is like "he's growing up so fast" but your like,12,and you havent even *BUUUUUURPPPPPPP* found out what call of duty is yet,oh yeah,your kid like to read??? get him a year of "newspaper,the sports edition"
http://www.mycokerewards.com/rewards/sports-illustrated-kids-magazine-1-year-subscription/29984?WT.z_flt1=all&WT.z_flt2=all&WT.z_flt3=all&WT.z_pclick=1&WT.z_flt4=all+Points&WT.ac=Time+Inc_1_29984_7_25_c its like 333 "achievements" or idk,points.
anyhow,dont forget to chirp to the people who make the blue sports lquid to *BURP* get that code for the bonus medals.
idk,chem paid me to wrtie this slop.
i'm tired.
i'm gonna go sleep now,let me know if you spot morty or not.
(disclamer.this was all jokes,funny funny jokes and a clever reference to some new show that's popular,the links are real,and so is the 6 pack thingy,hope i was funny D: chem out)