My cousin keeps scoring great games for free...

Vinny

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Because the fucker steals them from me!

This probably isn't the right section for this but I'm pissed off at that motherfucker. He's only 10 and plays the role of perfect little angle around my mom. His mom doesn't care as she doesn't buy him anything but acts as if she does- she'll ask if he took them and she'll believe whatever he tells her and acts like she doesn't know any better.

First he took Tomba 1 and 2 from me, and recently he took my SSB Melee, Eternal Darkness, Mario Party 4, Boktai, and a bunch of others I can't recall at the moment (my stuff is neatly on a shelf, so there are missing spaces from which he took the games).

When he took the Tomba games from me, I loaded his PC with porn and other virus filled crap. But I don't know if I'll be able to get back at him this time. They're coming over later today... I have to think up of something fast.

He's got a little brother, who's 5, and I could probably make him talk but I don't wanna be mean to him as he's a cool little guy. I could bribe him but I don't have anything he wants (he doesn't play games yet, he's still into Tonka and Bob the Builder).

Quick, think with me people...:whistle2:k
 
Why dont you just take your games back? Aren't you bigger than him? And if you dont want to do it in front of him, just take your games back and hide it in something likea backpack. Id suggest you hide your games as well whenever he comes over.
 
take all the games out the cases and put them in a wallet somewhere.... and if possible set up a camera with a decoy game laying right out in the open... it caught my friend who "happened" to find my games that were missing....
 
Go to his house and steall all his power cords, they are pretty easy to hide and I doubt he can afford to buy a new set. Then start locking your games up.
 
Wow man, I know the feeling. My cousin's kid loved to steal games from me when I was living at my aunt's place. The kid is so spoiled it's not even funny and no one seems to mind that he plays my games without asking me first; I wouldn't have minded either if I didn't find things missing so much. One time, he stole a memory card from me; no one believed that he did it though. I saw him playing it and the next thing I know, the memory card was no longer in the slot. I raised a big fuss about it because it had a bunch of my saves on it (at least 100 hours worth of play) and finally his mother found the memory card in his jacket. Nope, he didn't get in trouble though; everyone believed him when he said he accidentally forgot the card in his pocket (what was it doing there in the first place?). Instead, everyone yelled at me for making such a big fuss.

Lock up your games and don't let him play them. And if beating up his ass won't get you anywhere, buy his little brother some toys as a bribe. If he's a cool kid, hey, he deserves those toys.
 
just hide your games or lock your room, or wherever they're located if all else fails start labeling your games( collector's nightmare) but its effective
 
Get some syphillis infected blood in a syringe...put it in his breakfast cereal. After he's done eating it, say "That's for stealing my games. You're fucked for life HAHAHAHA!!!"
 
[quote name='Vinny'] He's only 10

When he took the Tomba games from me, I loaded his PC with porn and other virus filled crap. [/QUOTE]

He's 10 years old and you put porn and viruses on his computer???????

I don't know about you but I think that's out of line when the kid's only 10. I mean I have dealt with annoying cousins before who do the same thing but I never did anything that harsh.
 
You could put a slip of paper with 'Property of Vinny' in between the black part of the CD case and the back insert for the PSX games. You could hide it between the cover art and the case of your current gen games. (Be a pain in the ass to do this for all your games, but you could print out a page with a bunch of these and cut them out.)

Next time he takes something and his mom believes that she bought it, find the slip and prove to her that he's a thief. Be sure to take it out in front of her. If she still doesn't do anything to the brat tell your mom or dad (whoever is her sibling) s/he needs to talk some sense to her.

Either that or lock your games up. Hell, tell your parents he's stealing from you and ask if you can put a lock on your door for when he comes over. (If your games are kept in a main room, this will also be a big pain in the ass...)
 
set him up - put some cool games out that you know he'll like. Then strip searh the little fucker before he leaves in front of his Mom
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Perfect angle? How many degrees? 90? 45?[/QUOTE]

I would hit him with an un-arched shot... 180 degrees... Save the momentum for his face :)
 
Hide the games somewhere. My cousins don't steal (that I know of) but they know how to ruin games. Somehow they managed to almost break my N64 controller a few years ago and they don't know how to handle games well. They just take the game out of a case without any care to keeping the disc scratch free. But when they are over at my house, I take my Gamecube and all my games, my 1st party controllers for PS2 and all my "good" PS2 games (I leave out the junky old games and 3rd party controllers) and hide them in my closest in my room.
 
Hide all your game discs, and then insert a slip of paper into each of the empty cases. They should all say "HAHA, YOU LITTLE fuckER! YOU GOT PWNED!"
 
Step 1: Tell someone

Step 2: If that doesn't work, beat him and get your stuff back.

It's really simple, don't let him get away with that crap.
 
[quote name='dastly75']He's 10 years old and you put porn and viruses on his computer???????

I don't know about you but I think that's out of line when the kid's only 10. I mean I have dealt with annoying cousins before who do the same thing but I never did anything that harsh.[/QUOTE]

You don't think he does it himself? If you haven't figured it out by now, he's not a innocent fucking angel. I'm not going to corrupt a 10 year old kid beyond what he's already done extensively... geez, I'm not doing anything stupid no matter how much of a piece of sh*t he is. He got caught by me doing it and when I told my mom later on, she b*tched at me for an hour about how I'm always picking on him.:roll:

And yes, I could crush him into tiny pieces. But geez, it's a little kid. His parents would probably tell everyone would I beat him up for no reason and I don't care what others think of me but I don't want ANYONE thinking my parents did a bad job raising kids.

But I got my reverge in the sweetest and most unexpected possible way today. We ended up going over to their house instead and I was thinking about doing some of the stuff you guys mentioned here (minus the stuff involving me hurting him in anyway)...

Well, the parents were talking and I went into his room and what do you know, he's play SSB Melee which his dad bought him a few days ago. His little brother (the 5 year old) kept asking to play (he had two controllers hooked up) but he wouldn't let him. I didn't say anything... and left.

I go back to the living room and the parents are still talking. I sit down and a bit later, the 5 year old comes in crying. His parents ask what's wrong and he tells them that his brother's not letting him play with my games!

Busted!:rofl:

After that, his mom 'investigates' acting all serious and sh*t though she knew what he was doing all this time (his dad didn't know about what was going on) and my 5 year old cousin points points out every game his older brother took from me! I just looked at my parents with that 'I told you so' expression. Of course, I didn't get all of my games back... only the ones my 5 year old cousin could remember. But I could careless, I'm going to tell this story to all my family members and laugh my ass off about it.

God damn that was the greatest moment I've ever witness in a family related situation.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

The 5 year old has officially earn a spot in my cool book. If his old brother so much as touches him, I'll just plant some barbie dolls in his backpack.:lol:
 
[quote name='Vinny']You don't think he does it himself? If you haven't figured it out by now, he's not a innocent fucking angle[/quote]

Angel. A-N-G-E-L
 
when your thief cousin gets older you can tell him the story of him getting caught and reminisce about it. then kick his ass for stealing your stuff.
 
Yeah I guess I understand, your cousin is one of those people who will eventually get on halo 2 XBL and annoy the hell out of everyone. Kids these days...
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Haha, I always like a happy ending. :applause:[/QUOTE]

It wasn't exactly a picture perfect storybook ending. He didn't get all of his games back, and what he did get back probably wasn't in as good a shape as before they were taken. I don't understand how parents let kids grow up with behavior issues like this. You're not supposed to steal to begin with, but especially not from your own family.

In the future, I'd hide or lock away any games you care about when this little monster is visiting. Play games for an outdated system the beast doesn't have (and thus wouldn't have any interest in stealing). Of course, his next course of action might be to steal games and pawn them off. :D
 
Beat the holy hell out of him asnd then announce to eveyone that they will get seriously fucked up if one game is even out of place. Worked for some of my evilier cousins. I suggest something that hurst, but doesn't bruise, like a wrestling hold (full nelson works best).

If you don't prfer violence, then simply lock your games up and when the little bugger asks to some of your games tell him NO.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Angel. A-N-G-E-L[/QUOTE]

Thank you Microsoft Word!:roll: Seriously, that was a stupid mistake...:lol:


[quote name='-Never4ever-']Beat the holy hell out of him asnd then announce to eveyone that they will get seriously fucked up if one game is even out of place. Worked for some of my evilier cousins. I suggest something that hurst, but doesn't bruise, like a wrestling hold (full nelson works best).[/QUOTE]

Damn, now that's a good idea!:D

The games I got were a bit worse than what they were before he took them... but seeing him get busted made my day that I don't care. I got the ones I paid a lot for back, so that's enough.:)
 
[quote name='Scorch']Angel. A-N-G-E-L[/QUOTE]

Thank you Microsoft Word!:roll: Seriously, that was a stupid mistake...:lol:


[quote name='-Never4ever-']Beat the holy hell out of him asnd then announce to eveyone that they will get seriously fucked up if one game is even out of place. Worked for some of my evilier cousins. I suggest something that hurst, but doesn't bruise, like a wrestling hold (full nelson works best).[/QUOTE]

Damn, now that's a good idea!:D

The games I got were a bit worse than what they were before he took them... but seeing him get busted made my day that I don't care. I got the ones I paid a lot for back, so that's enough.:)
 
what you could do next time when your 10 year old cousin comes over is tell him you have a "motion" web cam or a video camera in your room and tell him you have proof if he tries to steal a game. if both of your cousins are in the same room spoil your 5 year old cousin in front of the 10 year old cousin with ice cream, hot wheels, crayons etc or a game boy color.
 
[quote name='ericx']what you could do next time when your 10 year old cousin comes over is tell him you have a "motion" web cam or a video camera in your room and tell him you have proof if he tries to steal a game. if both of your cousins are in the same room spoil your 5 year old cousin in front of the 10 year old cousin with ice cream, hot wheels, crayons etc or a game boy color.[/QUOTE] Hell, I wouldn't just tell him I had a camera, I'd actually take out my camera and put it in a prime position to catch his ass stealing, but make sure he sees it. That way he won't even try if he knows he would get caught.
 
Glad you got some of your games back... I would take the discs to your games and hide them in a binder or case of some sort (a large CD binder for the PSX/PS2/XBox/DC games, one of those small 12-disc Nintendo cases for your GC games, and some Rubbermaid containers that will fit under your bed for the cart-based titles). The boxes and cases to my games are out, but the games aren't in them. Anyone who steals from me is getting their ass busted anyway. I may be a girl, but I will hurt someone over my collection, since a lot of it was given to me.

Even better, get a fire safe (they usually have 2 keys; keep one on your person and put the other in a safe place) and just put your games in it.
 
Dude, go back to your cousin's house and get the other games back. Tell his parents "Hey, I went through my collection and here is a list of what else is missing. Do you have these in your house?"

You can tell them anything and they have no reason to believe their kid over you. Just tell them the truth and have them give you back the other games. You're not doing that cousin of yours any favors by letting him have 1/2 a victory in keeping some of your games.

My $.02
 
I absolutely despise spoiled kids who think that the world owes them whatever they want... and the bastards usually get it one way or another.

I would absolutely tear ass. Make him hurt. Bad. If you don't go all out, he'll get spiteful instead of fearful... and that's no good.

Remember... with spoiled kids... fear = respect.
 
Ask his mom if you can get your games back. Give her the list of your games and tell her that you would like them back within 2 weeks. Or ask your mom to talk to her mom to get them back?
Be civil about it.
 
[quote name='Gregory Kimball']Hide all your game discs, and then insert a slip of paper into each of the empty cases. They should all say "HAHA, YOU LITTLE fuckER! YOU GOT PWNED!"[/QUOTE]

Haha. Ye-ea.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Angel. A-N-G-E-L[/QUOTE]

Scorch, he didn't make a mistake. I found a photo of his cousin:

KURT_ANGLE2.JPG
 
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