Name my soccer team

[lionheart4life]

So I need a name for my coed, intramural soccer team. It can basically be anything. Nobody on my team feels like being creative, so if anyone here has a couple seconds please come up with something funny or clever and I'll put it to use. Sorry I don't have any prizes to give out, but if we get jerseys there's an outside chance the name you choose might appear on them.

Give it your best shot, just no major swear words or racial slurs.

 

[HotShotX]

Cheap Ass Goalies?

Vengeful Retaliation
Gender Blender
Omniscient Vestibule
Raging Parapalegic
The Drunken Librarians
The Pancake Repairmen
Mail-Order Goalie

and at this point I'm just rambling.

~HotShotX

 

[Blackout]

[quote name='HotShotX']Cheap Ass Goalies?

Vengeful Retaliation
Gender Blender
Omniscient Vestibule
Raging Parapalegic
The Drunken Librarians
The Pancake Repairmen
Mail-Order Goalie

and at this point I'm just rambling.

~HotShotX[/quote]

LOL. Good names. I would cower in fear if I had to play those teams.

 

[hobocorpses]

Bend it like CheapyD

 

[RAMSTORIA]

the sephiroths or the clouds

 

[CouRageouS]

Banana Hammocks
Beef Danglers
2007 Intermural Champions

 

[VanillaGorilla]

"We're Not Atheltic Enough To Play Football"

 

[beane316]

International Grandfathers of Soul. Word.

 

[Stoneage]

We Kick Ball In Net
Your Goalie Is Unimportant and Useless
Soccer Sucks Except For Us
My Friend Pete Broke His Arm Playing Goalie In Intramural Soccer
Futbal : The Other Football
What Would CheapyD Do?
We Found The Soccer Glitch!

 

[howard]

The Iron Sheiks
Freeloaders
SHAZAM (Must be in all capitals when typed or written and spoken with a southern accent)
Grand Theft Submarine

 

[neocisco]

Being inspired by your av I'm going to suggest...


Tazmissionaries

 

[XboxHardcore.com]

The Covenant.

The Cortanas.

The Masterchiefs.

 

[electronicmaji]

R2, Left, Circle, Square, Goal.

 

[primetime]

Or you could get a sponsor.

I suggest Red Balls. Huminah huminah huminah

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='VanillaGorilla']"We're Not Atheltic Enough To Play Football"[/QUOTE]


Soccer takes a lot more stamina than football.

OP, I suggest "Flapjacks."

 

[mykevermin]

Juwanna Mann and the Bitchtitties.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

Footsy of the Apocolypse

 

[2poor]

wildcats

 

[captainfrizo]

Trigger Happy Zebras

 

[Magehart]

Holy how could nobody name the best team name ever.

The Fighting Mongooses

 

[electronicmaji]

naw

The one eyed wonder weasel and his two balls!

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Team Go Team

or

The Girlpocket Ninjas

 

[option.iv]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

By the time they finish saying it, you'll have scored a goal. Good luck fitting it on your jersey.

 

[darthbudge]

Gold Bullets! When you need bling on your lead!

 

[wubb]

The Fighting Amish.

 

[shieryda]

We Got Ballz

 

[mykevermin]

[quote name='wubb']The Fighting Amish.[/QUOTE]

That's fantastic. Quick, someone draw a logo!

 

[PenguinoMF]

Shaq-Fu

 

[MadFlava]

Deportivo Wanker

 

[shieryda]

Jolly Great Strikers

 

[masked lemon]

[quote name='wubb']The Fighting Amish.[/quote]



Co-Sign.

 

[Illini Jeeper]

[quote name='wubb']The Fighting Amish.[/QUOTE]

Win.

 

[Zen Davis]

The Rainbow Squad.

 

[shieryda]

We Kick Ball, We Score Goal

 

[Strell]

Stand by for Fighting Amish logo.....

 

[Dick Tracy]

The Basketball Team

 

[shieryda]

The Prancing Ponies.

 

[Strell]

Behold:

 

[wubb]

Very nice. I'm gonna steal that for future fantasy teams.

 

[neocisco]

[quote name='Strell']Behold:

[/quote]
Notre Dame will contest this. Of course, they're 0-3 so you can probably take them.

 

[wubb]

Yeah, I don't think ND would have the balls to claim they are the fighting anything this year.

 

[Strell]

Fixed a few small errors, added signature.

 

[cleaver]

Turd Sandwich
Giant Douche
Cizzy for Maradona's Nizzy

 

[darthbudge]

I second The Fighting Amish, that is one awesome name.

 

[Mr Unoriginal]

Can I be the mascot then? I'll fight any fan over 65 on the other team.

 

[shieryda]

Pimps 'N Hoes

 

[Apossum]

How about the Mongooses? The Fighting Mongooses, that would be a cool name.

edit: damn, beaten on page 1

 

[mykevermin]

Nicely done, Strell. Of course, I have to balance things out with some light critique.

I don't think the Amish wear straw hats. Black wool is probably a more likely candidate.

I'm not sure that the Amish smoke from pipes (or smoke period). Then again, they're not exactly known the world 'round for their fisticuffsmanship, either, so no big deal, I suppose.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Darn, it's tough to compete with something as good as the Fighting Amish, but here are my suggestions.

The Manimals (you said you have a coed team? Doubly funny)

The Rock, Paper, and Scissors.

The Scranton Witch Project.

The Runners-and-Hiders-Behind-Things. (A personal favorite of mine)