[NASA Study] Earn $17,000 for 90 days for doing this...

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Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?

Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.

The bed-rest experiment, to take place in the Human Test Subject Facility of Johnson Space Center, is designed to allow scientists to study some of the effects of microgravity on the human body. We read on the Bed Rest Study website:

Participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours.

It's unclear, however, whether you'll be allowed to read with a flashlight under the covers.

Jokes aside, astronauts who've spent lengthy stays in space have suffered serious repercussions. Our bodies have evolved mechanisms to deal with a certain amount of gravitational force--namely, the amount present on Earth; reduce g and blood pools in the feet, muscles atrophy and bones lose their density. It can take astronauts (or cosmonauts) months to readjust to the Earth's gravitational force.

If you're still interested, feel free to apply. You'll have to pass the Air Force medical examination standards and take a blood test, which we assume means that you won't have any help from recreational drugs to alleviate the boredom of lying prone for 2,160 hours.

Here at Wired Science, we can't decide if this is the sweetest way to make five grand a month or the worst punishment you could inflict on a person. The deciding factor seems to be the inclusion of a World of Warcraft subscription.
 
Definitely. I get really bad bed spins if my head isn't elevated with two pillows. I can't imagine what would be going on if I were slightly upside down.
 
Tempting, but no thanks. I'll take the Dept. of Homeland Security up on its offer of "Get waterboarded for 15 days for $30,000" instead.

~HotShotX
 
that would be pure torture, physically and mentally. they'd have to multiply that payment 100x to get me to even consider that hellish scenario.
 
yea it's gonna be awesome when you come out a stick figure from the loss of muscle because of no activity.
 
it would depend on what you could do when you are awake. Can I call people, exercise, play games? Will other people be in the same area? If the answer was yes to these questions then I would consider if for more money, but if not I doubt I could handle the solitude and boredom.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']Can I jack off?[/quote]

You can, but you'll have no way to clean yourself or the area. I dunno, man, staying in a room smelling of sperm for 90 days, and being covered in it, would probably just make things worse - or better, if you dig that sort of thing. :drool:

Also, it doesn't mention that they'd feed the participants, or allow them to pee, crap, maintain oral hygiene, or bathe. :grouphug:
 
"Slightly tilted"? Though it sounds like you'd be at about a 20-25 degree tilt, I'm sure it's more than that. For $17,000, that's probably doable. I'd be bored, but eventually you'd get numb to it.
 
Thats some good money for no work. I don't think I'd be able to do it unless I had something to pass the time. My guess is that they'll find some mexicans to do it for $100 a month rather than the $5,000
 
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